I block your path, what you gonna do ?
I block your path, what you gonna do ?
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stab you in the deltoid
the knife would probably break bud
Strip, start chasing you.
laugh at your receding hairline
ask you to move, if you dont you get throat punch
Kick you in the head with my steel toes and keep moving. Fuck you.
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Id kick your dick off mate
Im only 27 its not receding it has not changed
i would end your life
yeah righto mate
Taze you, slap on the cuffs and haul your ass to county lockup
sorry mate you don't recover from this
it cant be receding if it has not changed ?
For what exactly because you fear me, id flex and break your shitty cuffs you fake cop
Shocking news with this picture of the real OP. In all his gay glory
>breaking cuffs by flexing
They're made of pure unobtanium, what now fuckboi?
>fake cop
ATF actually. I get paid to browse /k/ twice a week
Bro unobtainum? You think this is a James Cameron sci-fi event? Fuck outta here.
>ATF
Anal Taking Faggot
Bend ovrer and ask for mercy
Real shit?
What do you think of /k/ommandos?
You would be too intimidated by me to even think about blocking my path you wimp!
show your self them you piss ant fuck
rip all my clothes off and yell i've been waiting for this
Sorry, can I squeeze past?
Then as I pass by I start fantasizing about you fucking me
Here I am. And I am what I am, and that's all that I am!
Actually I can beat you up I practice Krav maga and you are only a muscle man
Make fun of you for being bald, and bitch slap your short ass for getting upset. Also if I get a hardon during the process I'm raping you.
Don't make me laugh, Pilgrim
whip out a special japanese katana, do a bunch of animemes moves at the air to let you know i mean business
then kick you in the nuts
Lol. I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
I fling my poo at you!
Turn 360° and walk away
I been doing muay thai for 10 years
Ill fold you faster then a laptop
>Being bald
>Shaved my head
>I block your path, what you gonna do ?
stomp his skull into the ground. steroids don't make you fitter.
What, me worry?
only dumb low IQ fucks end up in prison
i don't do steroids i train everyday-
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360o is a circle
Me too, Bob is that you? fuck we had some good times with the new fish. Though I hated when you got to go first, I never did like them bleeding when I got them.
not sure if new fag or bad b8
op would never see it coming. genius
give you a kiss and ask you to move on please. Otherwise ill ask my mommy to move you.
Hey OP, you faggot. This is what happens to people who block my path!
Shaved your head because you're going bald, everyone can see it short round.
Laugh at your tiny, tiny hands. Might actually be more of a manlet than Trump.
How it feels to chew new gum
You wouldn't dare block my path!
you would laugh at my hands until one splits your nose open like a coke can.
What make people go back to Vietnam ?
Going bald , not going bald.....Irrelevant when blocking your path weeny
Hey /bro/ yeah it's me. Got out on parole 8 months ago. How you doing?
Oh OP, you are such a faggot
This is why i own guns, but why would i shoot a faggot in real life trying to feel superior on the internet for being a loser irl
Hey OP, ever suck all the dick you want?
Sorry, your tiny hands wouldn't have much of an effect.
Manlets always trying to overcompensate. The stretch marks on your shoulders and pecs, your pathetically tiny forearms, and your bald-ass head say it all. You're just a juicing moron.
You might have a decent amount of muscle, but a 3 bullets to ur dome should move ya out my way
shit in your path
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Just an avarage gymrat faggot..
im flattered you think i juice, that's real cute user
no you own guns because you are a little coward
This is an actual picture of OP
Punch you in your fat fucking face retard
yes sure you will mate
Fucking rofl'd. OP is a little weaboo.
I am OP. Sorry for being a cunt, but this is my real face. I am quite depressed about it tbh. Feel free to roast me anyway.
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Get cosmetic surgery fam
Offer Steroids. You look like there would be no turning them down.
Ill block your path in any form
Not OP
ill shove them up your ass
Purple nurple you.
You are way too easy too find...
looks like you wanna have a dance off
I am OP and faggot. My mom gets fucked by black men on the streets everyday and i fuck her too because she is the only woman i get to fuck. Sometimes i am so desperate i fuck my 1991 honda civic's exhaust pipe and cum in mouth. I AM FAGGOT PLEASE KILL ME FUCK NORMIES REEEEEEEEE I FUCK WITH MY 1 INCH ERECT MICROPEEN BECAUSE IM OP
Look out we have a pro hacker here
>Reverse image search
>google Plus
>Type name in Facebook
>???
>Profit
jesus, what's wrong with your face, Dylan?
Says the Muppet who won't show his JajaJaja
Well somebody gotta do it
so you know my name, and got to look at my picture ? If you asked i would of just told you my name and i already showed you photo of my self?
What do now ? Im still your path
Piss on your face. Sure you could beat me up, but you'd still smell like piss.
Guess the anime
you'd be lucky if you could piss on your own shoes you little micro penis fuck
Kek at you, punch you in the face and run
You fat cunts can't run
What you gonna do?
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Nice deflection there Susan. Not my fault you have a piss fetish
Push you out of the way, and if you try to hit me, i'll twist your arm to breaking point and make you look like an idiot. 10+ years of kung fu gym-boy...
Only thing i deflect is your head back into your mums womb
Challenge you to a dance off. We could be fabulous in your leotard together.
>walking to get a milkshake
>local jawnt, hella flavors, hot waitresses
>standardshortskirtuniforms.jpg
>suddenly op blocks my path and says...
>I blocked your path, what you gonna do?
I stand still and talk to OP assuming like any other creature from the Sup Forums dimension he will
retreat at the first sign of social interaction.
>but he stands firm.
>hes bigger than me,I don't really wanna fight
>his titty beef looks angry
>I prepare my stance to fight
>He tenses up with all of his might
>I close my eyes and swing in fright
>I knocked him out, sweet prince, goodnight.
>get my milkshake from the good mamacita
>cops arrive shortly to find OP KO'd in piss
>I swiftly try to exit when suddenly
>SECRET SERVICE APPEARS
>"Where do you think you're going?"
pic relevant
Does anyone still have any spoder pics
You also trained in gorilla warfare and top sniper?
You dun goof user?
10 years of Mauy Thai > Kung fu
Notice people dont use Kung Fu in UFC ?
Cus Kunf Fu is the fighting equivalent of WWE to UFC
And in doing so, my piss streaks into your hair, your eyes, and into your mouth. You lap it up greedily, wishing there was more to come. You begin fingering your anus in anticipation
This story got more and more unbelievable as it went on
I absolutely would and I can tell I am a smarter fighter than you because you made a thread asking what do if you blocked path and you can't even give good responses you fat fucking retard. I would hit you so hard and fast and so many times you would think you are surrounded you musclebound fat retard
kek, mate i would drop you like a finished cigarette
I think I broke OP. He must be fapping too hard over this piss story
I'm still here, your made up story is so shit it doesn't warrant a reply, Sorry .
No u wouldn't fat retard and your responses are still shit why did you make this thread so you could tell people you'd drop them like a cigarette you are nothing more than a fat retard musclebound idiot
why are you still here you parrot ? Because im blocking your path KEK
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You start slipping more fingers in, moaning like a girl "uwu I wish someone would fill my sweet boipucci, all I want is to be a good little sissy"
I kek loudly as my mother pushes me back out. "Ah so this is why you are so mean, OP. It appears as if no one wants to fuck you." I kek again at the absurdity.
As you are completely enraptured in filling your anus, I simply walk past you.
You don't have the body of a muy thai guy dude. No way.
And also, the variant of kung fu i trained is a hybrid variant with lots of grips etc. One of the guys i practiced with won the swedish championship submission wrestling using that style.
But as i said. I can tell from your build that 10 years of muy thai is bullshit, unless it was 10 years ago you quit.
You can't hide from your truth OP. We all know you just want your sweet boipucci fulled.
My shins would snap your legs while you stand there prancing around like those faggots i see in the local kung fu center
Walk around you.