Is this accurate

is this accurate

>opine on
what?

Not really sure what the fuck is going on on the Y axis but Christgau is far more knowledgeable than Fantano

yeah fantano needs to be last on that scale even p4k is more knowledgeable than the melon

>opinion on opinion

what race are you?

>not reading books
>not being able to deduce meaning from the shared root with "opinion"
leave

>the most inane question that could possibly be asked

but it's in the picture
it's not like the OP would leave a typo in the picture, right?

...

>Fantano is unwilling to give opinions on topics

wat?

Giving a wikipedia intro paragraph level summary of an artist followed by vague adjectives to describe the production is pretty weak as far as giving opinions goes.

all 3 are clueless musical idiots using pointless pop culture words

The depth or quality of his opinion is irrelevant. The graph is commenting on his WILLINGNESS to give his opinion. Say what you will about him, but its objectively wrong to say that he is hesitant to say what he thinks.

>he doesn't know what this thread exists for

kek

Pitchfork should be top left, not bottom left.

I will never understand why Sup Forums cares about any of those people.

The more I look at this the funnier it is.
>autism

Oh does Scruffy know music theory?

watza music theory?

change "mount stupid" to "the patricians point" then its true

It's not real if it's just a theory

>fantano has moderate knowledge of music
kek

Reviewers are cancer, form your own opinions

does anyone actually take Scaruffi seriously? the dude's reviews are superficial tryhard shit

he has two main approaches I've notice:
- parroting established critical opinions (classical, most jazz)
- "shocking" people with edgy opinions on pop/rock

wait, I just described most of Sup Forums. I think I get it now.

Opine is a verb, it means to express an opinion.

Oh man... I really like Scaruffi

Christgau is even more annoying than melon. Good pic OP.

Like evolution and gravity.
Bips Bedora

The absurd is that Fantano isn't an specialist at any genre and ge wanba take and shout out opinions on every music genre as if he as some authority over everything, this removes value form his 'analysis'.

>he fell for the "Scaruffi is smart" meme

Pitchfork wants to profiti on existing fanbases they'll never review unknown artists albums thats way they focous so much on pop music, trap and pop rap acts

same. sometimes they pretend to only ironically, but they know and i know the truth