I fell for a girl. Me and a friend from work would go grab lunch every now and then. We'd usually go to the same place because it was close to work and the food was good.
There was a girl who worked there that was adorable in every way possible. I could tell from my brief interactions with her that she was very intelligent, funny, and had a pretty amazing personality. It didn't hurt that she was about 5 feet tall, thin but curvy in all the right places... and gorgeous.
I could also tell she was interested because every time we saw each other she would give me "the look". Some of you may not know that look because nobody has ever given it to you... but regardless I had no doubts. Problem was I was dating someone at the time and didn't want to be "that guy".
Me and my girlfriend eventually broke up for unrelated reasons. After a few weeks of singleness... I decided the next time I saw this girl I'd ask for her number. So I do just that and she doesn't even hesitate. She happily obliged... Writes down her name and number and gives it back to me... score!
Continue? Pic related... the girlfriend.
Josiah Brooks
Sure, go on
Lucas Gray
Pleeeease do not continue, stop the story there
Jacob Martin
So is this gonna be a "things went better than expected" thread or a "holy fuck how could this go so wrong" thread?
Ian Lopez
tell it in green text faggot
Carter Reyes
Go on, this better be good, user
Not everyone is blessed by the Green Text God to tell stories that way and still be good
Christian Torres
mmkay....
So we start texting... small talk mostly at first because she was pretty busy... she works and goes to college. I also had a lot going on with work.. but we eventually found time to chat a bit.
Then she asks me the one question I wanted to hopefully avoid until we had a chance to go out or something. How old are you?
FFFFUUUUUUUuuu.....
Landon Reyes
Before this goes any further user what is "the look" i have never gotten?? please elaborate with pic plz
Chase Sullivan
This sounds like a cool story. Please continue....
Bentley Johnson
"I'm a 29 year old wagecuck "
Tyler Perez
nigga this better be a good story, don't fuck this up
Christopher Howard
I've always looked a lot younger than I look. People guess my age about 10 years younger than I am all the time.... at the time I was 34. I figured this chick was in her early 20s... kinda young but old enough.
I figured I'd be straight with her and tell her my real age instead of lie.
She replied with.... "UGH...... you're going to cringe" "How old do you think I am?"
I reply... early 20's?
I just turned 18. Your not much younger than my mom.
Jackson Martinez
>Your not much younger than my mom. "What about your dad?"
Christopher Davis
So you got to dating, she got the dad she always wanted and you got a person with a mental maturity similar to yours?
Tyler Cook
"you look and act older than you are"
she replies with "sorry"
To which I never responded and have never spoken to her since.
WOMP WOMP.....
Sorry Sup Forums I was bored. :)
Adrian Howard
>I've always looked a lot younger than I look Intredasting.jpeg
Bentley Russell
Wow, what a fucking waste of time.
Thomas Bennett
...
Lucas Johnson
P E R M
B A N D E D
Christopher Price
You just brought the faith back into Sup Forums OP. You're a fucking god. I hate you faggot.
Aaron Jackson
You got rekt son.
Parker Russell
kek
Kevin Reed
she ded?
Kevin Howard
nah... it buffed out.
Jackson Hughes
headshot a pole at 40+ mph. I bet she walked it off
Christopher Sullivan
my come back that i use when these young girls ask how old i am (36male) , my reply is : i old enough to be your dad.... or that im 86 years old , dont i look young for my age? ... brush that shit off.. they laugh and you pass their shit test.
Nathan Wright
barry deded
Jace Lewis
Good. I was about to hate you so much if that went well for you
Lucas Campbell
such a shame wasting 3 nice holes like that
Owen Allen
I honestly wanted to get rejected because she was too good for me. First and only time I thought about someone else other than myself.
