Any greentext stories about homosexual experience with friends?

Any greentext stories about homosexual experience with friends?

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No, we're not faggots like you.

I got lots. My best friend and I fooled around for a couple years. Wasn't weird at all. Even did it while we had gfs. I'll find a greentext of the first time and how it all came about, just for you OP

>we

>be me
>set up CL meet up with guy, he comes over
>older than me, expect experience
>pull down his pants, he has some soft underwear on, bulge started
>horny.jpg
>pull underwear down, sadly he's under 6 hard
>suck.exe
>first time, so surprised i'm doing so good
>he moans a bit, wants to 69, so we get on ground
>we 69, he jerks me off
>i suck him till he starts coming, but he pulls out of my mouth
>sadface
>never see him again, afraid to try again-not sure wife would be cool with it

1/3
> live rural
> 30 mins drive out of town on a huge lot
> best friend tries to come over most weekends
> we usually ride bikes to creek at back of property where we border a state park
> go there to swim, smoke cigarettes, talk
> completely private place were we just hang
> one day its real fucking hot, feel real relaxed, start of summer break, no responsibility just in the coolest mood ever
> lying on my back in shade on this big rock just chilling
> been swimming am in underwear only, with my tshirt covering my eyes
> chat away we always talk about girls, are both virgins
> conversation goes bit weird
> friends drops a comment 'sick of waiting, wanna do stuff now'
> I miss the hint completely
> he tries again
> asks if he can 'try something with me'
> I get what he means now 'huh like what?'
> can i mess around with you?
> I get super nervous. The ideas ok but this is my friend, that's too freaky
> I don't really say anything, have my face hidden
> just lie there for what seems like forever scared because shit just got real
> he says 'dude, I fucked up. if you don't want to its ok, just don't tell anyone I asked'
> I tell him 'hold on, its weird, i havent decided, I'm just thinking.'
> I'm nervous and not sure what he even wants to do but decide fuck it, hes got a point, I'm sick of waiting too
> can't say the word yes though, dont want to admit it
> try give him a signal, open my legs a little and put a hand down to my underwear, pull the elastic down an inch
> hes not responding, shit
> I'm lying there, can't see what's happening, now starting to feel vulnerable
> what's going on, this is taking too long
> feel hands on my chest
> he's massaging me, feeling around
> heart is pounding
> can't see a thing, try to pretend its a girl but that doesn't work, I can smell him
> not a bad smell, but obviously him
> too intense and a lot to take in
> I'm kinda embarrassed coz I've got a boner, ain't no way I can hide it

2/3
> hear him shuffle around
> he's scooted next to my waist
> feel hands reach for elastic and he pulls at my underwear
> slides them down, I lift my butt up to help him
> gets them all the way off me, I'm naked
> breeze on my balls lol
> feel vulnerable
> he gets himself in between my legs
> feel his hands go on my hips
> I won't look, don't want to make eye contact, just lie here real nervous wondering what the fuck is about to happen
> his hands go in and he holds my cock
> shit this is real
> straight away feel wetness on the head of my dick
> never felt this before but I know its his tongue
> feel him lick from my balls to my head a couple of times
> then his lips go round my dick and he and he puts his head down
> its all on
> he just starts sucking me
> feels so fucking good
> put my hands on my head, stretch out and let him do whatever he wants
> he licks all around a bit but mostly just concentrates on putting his mouth up and down on me
> one of his hands goes off me and I think he has started fapping himself
> I've started moving my ass, pushing up into his mouth every time he goes down
> through this he keeps sucking, doesn't stop and we work out a good rhythm together
> I hear him wincing a little, then he gets real rough with me
> makes an uggh noise and stops blowing me
> hes got his head on my stomach, breathing heavy, i realize he's just cum
> we lie there doing nothing for maybe a minute, it feels ok to be doing this
> he sits back up again and puts his mouth back on me
> settles in for a straight up no frills head job
> its wet and sloppy, and I can't hold it any longer
> let him know I'm close to blowing
> its only fair, am sure that's the brocode
> picks up speed and stays attached
> my balls are tensed up, hold it as long as I can
> what he's doing with that mouth, its out of this world

3/3
> hands push on my thighs and that does it, it sets me off
> i start firing
> feel it going into his mouth
> I've got my back arched, knees up like a faggot making tard noises
> he stays sucking, awesome
> doesn't miss a beat
> is swallowing
> I've never felt anything like this, most incredible feeling ever
> still offloading into his mouth
> he stays on task
> its so fucking intense my leg starts shaking uncontrollably
> he's sits up and starts laughing
> that good, he's cool with it
> I start laughing too
> got no words, got nothing to say
> just lie there naked enjoying this feeling
> yep my friends on his knees in between my legs, that's gay AF and if anyone saw us that would be the end of everything
> but its cool, we are the only people here
> he leans down again and kisses, licks my dick a little
> I'm pretty much soft now but it still feels good
> take some deep breaths
> lie there for a few minutes while he keeps his head on my lap
> i reach down and rub his head play with his hair, coolest feeling ever
> tells me hes going for a swim, gets up I hear him splash
> i finally sit up, eyes have to adjust
> look down at my happy soft floppy dick and pinch myself trying to comprehend wtf has just happened
> see a patch of his cum drying on the rock
> put my clothes on and walk down to the water
> not sure what to say, but I know the moods cool between us
> he sees me and says 'sup'
> tell him, 'whoa man, just whoa'
> he says we won't tell anyone ever eh
> 'damn straight' we both laugh
> he asks what I thought of it, I tell him he 'brought his A game'
> we go back to my house, grab some pepsi and pringles. Sit on the porch and watch my big bro cut the grass while my dad works on his truck
> he goes to give me a fist pump 'we cool here? That wasn't too weird?'
> 'yep we cool'

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I assume this continued and you went on to suck him too, and eventually you guys started fucking? That was a good greentext please keep them coming

>be me. have unexplained fetish for satin fabric
>wife has some lingerie, she's larger around than me
>idea.jpeg
>while she is out shopping, try on her sexiest black satin lingerie
>diamonds
>quickly grab her dildo and lube it
>scary, but still horny as fuck
>start thinking about her catching me wearing this and instead of dildo, a man fuckin me
>stuff dildo in (slowly, carefully)
>blow a massive load all over the place, almost pass out still wearing nightie
>tuck lingerie back in drawer
>clean dildo
>reset room

>repeat every time she goes out

wow. you are a man and a half baby. the way you reassure him. the way you at first kept eyes covered. you crossed all the boxes. i need sizes and circ statuses for all greentexts in here. only thing you tripped up on was that the people in the town would burn you if they found out. nobody would care. theyre blowin eachother too
do go on

Yeah we continued for two years. He sucked me for a couple months and always at that spot. One day I decided, I'm gonna return the favor. Sucked him, it was all cool and he was happy af
We brought it to our homes on sleepovers. Sometimes sneaky shit but never put ourselves in a position where we would get caught. Only ever sucking and fapping, decided ass stuff was gay.

We even filled around when one or the other had a gf. There was a time he was with a girl, getting it from her, I was single so he was helping me out. Also once time we both had gfs at the same time, but neither of them were putting out. No problem, pal and I just used each other to get off.
Could never do it with any other friend, just this guy we were both totally chill about it. Never any drama.
Might do another text, its getting late but I'll think of a time that sticks out. Will pre type it first

We were both pretty similar about 6" mark. Not sure on circumference, just normal I suppose. Not thin, not thick. Mine always pointed straight up, his went out and to the left a little

And yeah in our state, that shit doesn't go down well.

>be me
>young, maybe 13
>friend sleeps over
>only one bed in room so we share
>no big deal
>spoon position, me in front
>feel his hand on my him
>diamonds.jpg
>hand slowly moves to my crotch
>I let it happen
>hand slides in my underwear
>I let it happen
>hand slowly wraps around my stiff peeper
>let it happen
>suddenly get freaked out and jump out of bed and leave the bedroom
>totally ignore what just happened
>friends still
>never once mentioned

I'll go. Sixth grade. New friend. Vidya and sleep overs. Outta nowhere lays on my bed and shows me his softy. I thought it was ballsy. He is uncut too but is more chode-y. We go on to fap and compare sizes and use dick pumps for years. High school. A dude obsessed with UFC. Makes ass jokes. We get drunk. Play Madden. Blow him and swallow, we fap. He wants more another day. Asks me why his fiveskin doesnt cover him when he's soft. Thinks being uncut makes you bigger. I couldnt finish. too hot. bigger than me. big square head. cute guy. university. even cuter guy. i have no clue he might be curious. shower because doing drugs all day. he's american. im not. he came to my country for school. the whitest uncutter ever. had hair flipped behind ears. im dying at this poing. pleasantly surprised. i blow him in rez and he makes me fap. doesnt wanna reciprocate. he retracted a bit i think but he had a stink dick. ask me if i care. i couldnt see anything. maybe he did fully retract and was just unusual. nobody else was like him but was hot and special like everybody else ive fooled around with. last guy. skin head. all these people are straight by the way. aries. masculine dog owning womanising drinker into fast bikes and violence in a way. big drunken mouth. in a way. i have a smaller drunken mouth. anyways he likes to use my gym it seems. we shower. he mentions uncut dicks are gross. that was my hint. i saw nothing. nothing happened. he moved away. we were so broey. some other straights in uni (my rez mates) when we showered for polo once that i had a huge penis. other guys there were naked. i was staring at one guy. he was staring at me. he was even bigger than me. none of my flat mates got naked i think

>little brother watching porn
>come in room and just start sucking his cock
>try to get his big dick in my throat as good as i can
>suck him till he cums in my throat
>he calls me a fag
>lol
>go jack off and cum with the taste of his load in my mouth
>come in like 3 strokes

i also let him fuck me a lot in high school

hawt

you have a ceiling pointer dick? that is so based. and im telling you bro. im christian. if anybody knocks you for what goes into your mouth and not for what comes out of it. theyre original sinning original degenerates who have no right to bitch moan and whine. all you did was cheapify pussy for them. they dont even know what they want. all these words are freudian. otherwise known as lies. youre so fucking based though

Got my ass pounded by someone I know, anyone interested?

yes. g spots go nuts at the thoughts

My OC
Never had a gay experience before or after. 43 now, married. The thought of this type of experience really interests me now. I could never do it with a friend, would have to be a stranger or something.
Anybody else?

i let my brother fuck my ass for years. he stopped when he got a gf, i miss his 8" cock cumming on my prostate. he was a rough fuck and i hated how he just tore me apart sometimes but i could never stop. no kissing or passion or even lube. he licked my asshole and rammed his monster cock in me

i have a big cock too and always complained about it hurting when i tried to fuck him so i never really got all the way in him. i never got to fuck him properly, but he fucked me countless times. for that i am slightly jealous but i accepted my role as a bottom and fucking loved it

i often think about doing it. i've sucked a couple dicks, they were small... i'm sure wife wouldn't understand my craving but she and i don't fuck anymore so i gotta get my rocks off somehow-- i wear her clothes sometimes and think about being fucked by a guy but afraid to meet

who's bigger than 4ish" soft, here? the incest story is incest. but worded very nicely and still quite boner erecting. kinda. anyways this whole thread is baws so far

for anybody who cares, i forgot to mention that was the size cutoff of stinky, in my story. and there's a typo near the end. i meant to say that my mates told me i had a big dick

> In relationship with a gorgeous girl
> She likes mommying me and treating me like a child
> She's "in-charge" during sex, asks me to call her mommy, etc
> One day she starts fingering my asshole. I am uncomfortable with it, but I don't want to tell her what she can/can't do
> We have sex while she keeps her finger in my ass
> But it feels good, I'm ashamed after, but she tells me it's good for our intimacy
> After a week or so, she starts licking my ass and asking if she can play with my prostate
> I let her do this too, and am both ashamed of it and enjoyed it

Mine wouldn’t understand either. It could only be my secret, from everybody I know. I think about trying it but I’m not sure of the risks.

noice! good on ya brother. your bodies are eachother's and what you did makes your balls grow bigger. and it's such a hands free act at least for your dick that you can cum and completely not do anything. this allows you to ignore any fears

wanna chat about it?

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> sleep over when we're 10
> friend talks about something he saw and wants to try out
>there's 4 of us there
> slowly takes off my pants and starts sucking my dick
>I get harder tho never fully erect
> starts to feel really good and I push his head down
> he stops and I never cum
> about a year later I did cum for the first time when the same friend showed me how to use his mom's back massager on your penis
> used to sneak in to the bedroom when she was showering during our sleepovers and nut to the massager

> She turns me into a buttslut over time
> She doesn't put objects in, only her fingers and tounge
> She always makes sure to take care of me after buttplay, cuddling and kissing me after.
> Our CG/L relationship, becomes deeper. She starts taking more about how cute and boyish I look
> Stuff like having me suck her breasts while she jerks me off
> She lets me have a 3some with her and a friend, both treated me like a child the entire time, both pushing and pulling me
> let me fuck her friend while she touched herself
> I used to feel manly, but I feel more like a virgin boy by this point in the relationship
> Mentions she'd like to see me take a dick
> I don't want to, I think this is a pretext for her to have sex with someone else
> She says her gay friend thinks I'm cute

One question. Is the OPs picture straight or gay?

i hope this continues
good story but guys? dont touch men's tops of their heads when theyre blowing you. we dont like that

everything but the tongue denotes man. so. since it can take only a man to know what a man likes. it's now a gay pic and that tongue can be as feminine looking as it wants belonging to that man

I was 10 and I was about to cum (before I even knew what that was). felt so good and didn't want him to stop.

I'm asking if the person licking is male or female.

i forgot about that part lol
i tried to answer i guess i was sloppy. it's prolly a guy

> I don't care, I don't want to do things like that with a man
> She keeps saying she'd think it was hot, pushes for it
> She has never and never could cheated on me, so my fears were irrational
> She uses the 3somes and says I should be open-minded like she had been. She had given me her anal virginity as a "gift" and had let me do a lot with her friend.
> I reluctantly agree

You were sloppy. I was lazy. I read as far as denotes and started posting.

lol. nw

I used to give my coach blow jobs back in middle school. I thought it was normal

>be me
>21
>in college
>meet guy in class
>in really good shape, thick arm hair, and a beard
>I forgot to buy a book for the class and ask if we could share his
>he agrees
>a few weeks pass
>we've been meeting between classes going over notes, doing homework, but really on an acquaintance kind of level
>we take a little break from studying and share some of our hobbies and interests
>I mention how I love video games and just generally like nerdy stuff
>he's mentions how he likes to go out camping in the woods
>would live out there if he could
>suddenly, asks if I'd like have a picnic with him in the park this Saturday
>kind of out of the blue but I agree
>he's going fishing that morning for river salmon but asks for me to bring a backup lunch just in case he doesn't catch anything
>agree because nothing sucks worse than having a picnic with no food
>besides, the park atmosphere beats meeting at the library every day anyway
>day of the trip
>we're both sitting beneath a tree
>tells me he didn't have much luck that morning
>I don't mind supplying the food, after all, he's been supplying his book like all semester
>going over notes
>reach for a sandwich from the picnic basket
>our hands touch
>he quickly removes his hand away to his lips and clears his throat
>we have a brief pause
>we go back to going over notes
>both of our hands reach for his book
>hands touch again
>this time he doesn't move his away
>I look at him
>he turns to look at me
>he wraps his fingers around mine
>his other hand removes my glasses
>our eyes close
>our lips begin to move in
>my heart is racing
>the scent of fresh salmon escapes his lips as our mouths lock together
>after a moment our lips move apart
>Wait.
>This is wrong.
>He has hairy arms and a nice full beard. He spends his free time camping and fishing in the woods. He's asked me to go on a picnic with him into the park. His breath smells of salmon.
>This guy is a bear
>I tear my eyes open
>He's gone
>The picnic basket is also gone
>mfw

Sandusky?

no my coach was like early 40s and this was 15 years ago

Once me and this friend from hs were in a hottub with some other people. We pretended to kiss each other but we fucked up and our tongues touched.

That's the only time I did a gay shit with someone I know.

boo fucking urns dude. goes from cinderella (the only hetero version of purity there is like the first half of this story) and turned it into a boo urns

A couple days ago there was an user telling stories about being 10 years old and sucking and fucking some old pedo who lived near his school, wondering if anybody here might have screen capped those

> The weekend comes, the whole time, I'd been wondering if the anal play had given me homosexual tendencies
> It's too late now, it doesn't matter
> My GF invites her gay friend to her apartment, I'm there and nervous
> She promised to help me through it if it became difficult for me
> He comes over, I'm sitting onher bed nervously
> We know each other, but aren't friends. She tells us both to strip. I look down at the floor, he keeps staring at me. I keep my boxers on, he takes everything off and has a raging hard-on
> My Gf can tell I'm nervous, so she takes me into the corner and says I can back-out if I want. She kisses me and reassures me it's ok
> I say I'll go through with it, for some reason, backing out seemed more emasculating than being fucked in the ass at the time.
> She holds my hand and takes me back to him, then she starts stripping to get me aroused
> I'm crazy into her, so I start getting hard just watching her. She grabs my hand and starts jerking me off, motioning for him to come over
> I don't know how to proceed, I don't know if I was to be the top or the bottom
> She gets on her knees and starts blowing me
> I forget about him for a second, until I feel someone spreading my asshole open

did wife know?

How to be a man whose cock and balls break the backs of every other manlet surrounding him: The Handy Guide
>im clothed and he has a disgusting boner and fully stripped first
SHWING

>boo urns
kek

>> She uses the 3somes and says I should be open-minded like she had been.
And this, my friends, is why you don't fall for the threesome meme. Girls only offer to let you sleep with another girl so they can play the equality card when they want to sleep with another man.

>just broke up with my long term girlfriend. I had a gay friend who was part of our group of friends
>he made a bunch of passes on me but not gay not interested.
>a bunch of people hanging out drinking at the local dam.
>we end up going back to a buddies house, and the guy kid starts freaking out because he dropped his phone at the dam.
>i offer to drive him back to the dam to find it, i was shit faced looking back not the brightest idea.
>we get there and after 30 minutes of looking find the phone on the ground, score.
>we get back into the car and he looks at me and asks if he can suck my dick.
>i say no, and he says well lets at-least have a drink to celebrate finding the phone
>as we are drinking fireball hes just staring at my crotch.
>just a little fireball in left in the bottle, he still staring at my crotch.
>i finally look at him and say if you want it that bad go ahead suck it.
>he leans over and goes to town, i realized then that it is true, gay men know how to give the best head.
>had to close my eyes and think about some chicks to cum.
>he sucked that cum out of my dick like an dehydrated Ethiopian finally finding some water.
>he asked how it was, i told him probably the best blowjob i have ever received, but coming from a dude, i had to think of women.
>he says, well that just means your not gay, but hey you can still enjoy a good blowjob.

When you like sucking dick but you can't get off with men, what does that make you? I think I'm straight but I like penises.

Here's mine. I've never told this story to anyone, so forgive me if it's a little too rambling.
And the guy wasn't my friend before this, but he is now, so does that count?
>Be me 2007
>After 10 years, wife and I decide to get a divorce
>I move out, get apartment
>Feeling lonely one night
>Kinda horny, get on PC to fap
>Browsing for porn, see ad for gay porn
>Turnedon.jpg
>Fap to gay porn
>This continues over the next few nights
>For some reason, the thought of getting fucked really turns me on
>Start to think about trying it
>Weekend comes, been thinking about cocks all week
>Decide to post ad on Craigslist
>First time bottom looking for top, or something similar
>Tons of messages, pick one to respond to
>He messages back with pics, has a pretty big cock
>Instant erection.exe
>Agree to meet up at his place, take a shower, head over there
>Ater some small talk, asks if I want to smoke some weed, it'll help with anxiety, he says
>Why the fuck not
>High as fuck, we sart feeling each other up, both hard as diamonds
>Get naked, continue touchy-feely, asks if I like his dick
>Fuckyes.gif
>"Well, why don't you suck it, then"
>Omgisthisreallyhappening.rar
>Get on my knees, start licking and sucking his cock, trying to deep throat it, fondling, sucking his balls
>After a minute or so, I can taste his precum and feel it running down my throat
>My dick feels like it's about to explode
>Suck cock for about 10 minutes or so, enjoying it immensely
>"You like that cock, don't you, user"?
>Omg, yes
>"You want it in your ass? You wanna feel me deep inside you"?
>Absofuckinglutely
>"Get on your knees for me and bend over"
>Okay.jpg
Comment too long, cont.

Please do if you can. Maybe a time you guys got especially kinky, like if you guys ever kissed with cum on your mouths or something. It's already a bummer that you never fucked each other.

Cont.
>Feel him lube up my asshole and insert a finger
>"Gotta get you warmed up first"
>Almost cum just from that
>He stops, and says, "Now just relax, and hold still"
>Feel pressure on my anus
>More pressure, feel the head of his cock pop into my butthole
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Slides the rest of it in, gently
>Funny feeling in my nether regions, wtf
>He starts stroking, omg
>Feeling getting more intense, like I'm about to-
>Biggest fucking orgasm of my life
>Blow a huge load, bigger than I've ever seen before
>He keeps fucking me, "Harder, harder", I'm moaning
>In ecstacy, I cum again, just not as hard this time
>He pulls out, shoots his load on my ass
>"Your ass is great, user"
>"Thanks, Your dick is fucking amazing, too"
>Get cleaned up, sit around chilling and smoking
>Fucked 2 more times that night, he made me cum every time
>We still fuck every now and again, even though I have a Gf.
>tfw She doesn't know I'm secretly gay for this dude's dick

Bi with a preference for women. Not at all complicated or unusual.

you are FUCKING AWESOME!
>just do it if you want it so bad
>affirms the "need to own the equipment" line
>is so ballsy that some people comfortable with men or with women dont even stay hard thinking about what they should be; so you thought the opposite to what was going on and you still did it and made his day and maybe yours and you came like never before and told him as much and had an excellent and manly drinking night

I'm the same way, except I like getting fucked, and it does get me off, but the thought of having a relationship beyond sex with a man, or even just making out with one is a huge turn off for me.

>has balls to try any of the things he said or thinks them
>does em
>first time GIVING head; not receiving it
>is a beautiful professional
another patrician bromance. and then he reciprocated. im so proud of you

Im the same way. Not attracted to men, the male body does not turn me on at all, but give me a cock through a glory hole and I'll slobber all over that fucker.

ive never been this hard before

Thanks, user.
That whole experience changed alot of shit for me. For instance, I realized that it's okay to experiment, and the reason I hadn't before was probably because I was afraid I'd like it, and end up being gay. But that didn't happen, i still like women just as much as I ever did, except now, I also like a dick on the side every once in a while.

>doesnt say the shitty similar version of what he said but picks the based one
>meaning most people would say they didnt try because peer pressure
in all of (based) history. in bible. there are guys like you and me. i think it's great you can say youre straight. you are. most dont make this link because theyre too womany. youre a dream boat

Don’t really have much of a stoRay but me and my friend’s older brother would regularly play. He would often fuck me while wearing his gfs thong

>Be me
>have homosexual friend
>we go out for food and drinks
>not gay, so we just do stuff that friends do

my friends' brothers lust after me hard, too. always showing me their underweared obviously uncut softies. using little new slangs with my friend, their bro, such as "get hard bro". just stare right thru me and you just know he wants you bouncing on his erection

>Find some guy on Grindr
>no ass sex so it takes some looking
>azn dude, hopes he's kind of twinkish
>he's not, taller than me and heavier too, but tiny penis
>get on bed, make out
>lots of tongue action, he's a great kisser but the stubble is annoying.
>takes off his clothes
>small uncircumsized dick
>both took showers like an hour ago so smells great
>i lick and suck his dick for a little while
>after a bit straddle his chest, he takes my cock in his mouth. pretty good bj but it's a man, baby.
>spend the next hour having sex like lovers. lots of kissing with legs wrapped around each other, 69, rubbing dicks together. he's really good at changing position by holding me while he rotates.
>jaw starting to get tired
>69, i'm on top. really focus on his dick.
>he comes without warning but it's not bad at all, let him fill my mouth with his seed
>spit it out because it's just too weird to swallow it.
>spend the next 20 minutes shooting the shit, talking about a girl he has a big crush on
>offer to meet again, he leaves
>never go on grindr after that

still like the dick but honestly i prefer women. it's more of a novelty thing or when i haven't had sex in a while. he wasn't physically appealing really but he was nice and really a great lover in the end.

Nice dubs

My first experience was in the back of this guys car, Craig's list thing. He got naked and I started to suck him off, I wasn't really all that into and had to stop. Told him it wasnt going to happen i got out of the car and left.

Next time I tried it was at a glory hole. No hairy body, no hands on my head, just me and a beautiful cock. I sucked that fucking thing dry AND swallowed. Jacked off while doing it. Never came so hard in my life

Believe me, I don't question my own sexuality anymore. Pretty much all my fears and assumptions were laid to rest back then, and I really started feeling much better about myself afterwards, I think because I finally knew the answer to a question I had been asking myself subconsciously for years.

here's a tip. just for the thread. if you lay on back on a bed and put your head over the edge of the bed so that youre looking upside down? you can now fellate an anaconda. dont lose your mind because tiny and imperfections and swallowing seed. maybe blow into your own mouth a bit or something. it's cool you dont necessarily wanna do anal. and you havent lost any of your heterosexuality

> He starts licking it, I feel slightly sick in the head and stomach, but it physically feels good
> I start moaning and getting close to cumming, my Gf can tell, so she stops sucking
> She pulls me over to her bed and tells me to bend over it, I do
> She tells him to wait and put on a condom while she she gets me ready, she gets some lube and applies it to my asshole, fingering it and relaxing it the entire time
> I start getting nervous again, and slowly get less aroused and scared
> She holds me again and says she's there for me. I'm on all fours on the bed, and she tells him to come over
> He's hard, and he presses up to my asshole. I flinch and let out a little cry
> her bed is against the wall, and she leans up against it to watch
> we are all naked, so she has me look at her to stay comfortable. I lean on top of her with my ass out
> I feel him penetrate me while she rubs her body against me and holds me
> It hurts, he's bigger than anything I've taken, so she reaches over and puts more lube on me
> She tells him to be careful not to hurt me
> He puts his hands on my waist and begins to thrust
> I cry in pain a little more, so she holds me tighter
> He thinks my cries are moans and he starts saying stuff, calling me a little twink buttslut and similar things
> He reaches around and tries to fondle my cock, I squirm so she takes it away from him
> I'm getting used to the sensation, but don't feel close to cumming
> I start to be able to feel his cock spreading my intestines as he thrusts harder and harder
> He suddenly pulls out and starts eating my ass again, saying he wants to fuk me longer
> I become aroused looking at my gf masturbating to all this and ask if I can fuck her
> I'm already on top of her, so I just shift a little and she leads my dick into her
> I fuck her a little until the guy starts pulling at me

fantastic. do you own any probes? what are your thoughts on foreskin restoration? any opinions on boner curves or angles?
Bravo. You know the line "dont you hate pants"? you are the rare breed who can walk around naked in his house and everybody wants to see you. let alone anything else. you are He Man extraordinaire. gotta love it. especially in today's society

are you getting yourself into a little situation? he sounds mean. i hope this huge story isnt some weird fable or something but youre taking a while so not cutting and pasting? who knows. youre still typing. i hope he's not like the american psycho or something

Like I said he just wasn't all that hot, if he was a little trap I'd probably have nutted with 30 minutes because traps are hot af. Like women with penises. And I have a horrible gag reflex so I'm not looking to deepthroat any dicks. I just like sucking on them like a lollipop.

At any rate his semen tasted totally neutral. Mine tastes horrible and bitter because I eat red meat and drink tons of beer.

hrm. i see. cool. not huge into traps myself but it's funny. i thought all the opposites to the truth would be the realities when it came to losing my virginity. even rubbin dicks feels about 142,000 times better than it should

Alright this one is a little weird but ill tell it anyways.
>be me 16yo
>meet older man from CL, he is 60, I told him im 18
>I told him I want to suck a cock
>he invites me over and his wife answers the door.
>she tells me to sit down in the living room while she bakes cookies.
>im freaking out, dont know wtf is happening.
>his wife starts telling me that she is cool with what her husband does off CL.
>she tells me how much im going to love sucking him.
>she tells me to go to the basement
>I go in basement, smells weird and is dark
>See a naked man sitting on a couch infront of a tv glaring.
>he has a massive boner
>I get in the seat beside him and start sucking him
>his cock was atleast 8inch, it made me choke a lot.
>after 30min of sucking, he starts facefucking me and cums down my throat.
>I thank him and leave back up stairs.
>His wife asks me if I liked it.
>I say yes, and she gives me a cookie.
>I leave, heart racing, eating an awesome chocolate chip cookie.
>go home and think about it all night while jacking off.
>end

I will suck any cock that comes through my hole, but I LOVE me a cut cock. Just looks better and don't have to move around any skin to get to the head. Don't have a favorite when it comes to curves, but I LOVE them when they're half hard, just enough firmness and a little flop.

one of the best posts ive read in 10 years and i dont even agree with all of it. so you have no pref for straight out hard ons or the ones that look really at attention? do you like raisinette balls or lowhangers

As for size, anything over 8 inches is too big, I like to deep throat and lick the balls if they stick them through too. At 8 inches I can barely reach them

this is so fucking hot im having a stroke. ive never been to a glory hole. what about ripper bars and nudie beaches there boyos? i agree with what you said here. im about 7x4.5 hard and restoring. and im about 4ishx i dont know, soft. i have the biggest dick skin fetish known to man. i think foreskin whether love or hate is a universal obsession

I’ll talk about my first and only gay experience, want to do it again but too scared

>be me 16
>just been to a house party and sitting outside my house
>drunk and horny cos I didn’t get any tail
>been bi curious for a while and drunk ness makes me pursue cock
>go on Craigslist
>see ad for guy who wants twink sleepover
>he’s 40, daddy type, bit chubby
>start chatting to him
>I just wanna be sucked but he says he’ll pay £100 for me to stay the night with him
>fuck if why not
>text my mum saying I’m staying at my mates
>meet him in his car nearby and we go to his
>he’s rubbing me while driving and it’s getting me diamonds
>takes me in and we go upstairs
>he kisses me and it feels amazing, his bristles feel so good on my skin
>tells me to strip to my boxers
>he does the same
>we start making out
>he’s feeling my dick through the boxers and it’s incredible
>proceeds to then guide me through my first blow job
>returns the favour
> we spend hours 69ing, sucking, rimming. Everything except anal
>he never lets me cum until the end and I explode
> we then cuddle and I fall asleep in his arms

Next morning
> I wake up with a raging boner, ass feels odd
>check my ass and there’s something in it
>he walks in naked and tells me it’s a butt plug
>he then blows me and it’s the best orgasm ever
>pops out the buttplug
>he slowly fucks my ass
>cums in me
>gives me my clothes and my money
>I take the bus home and feel ashamed as the cum is still in my arse

Sorry the ending was rushed, been jerking while I wrote this, I need to find him again the memory of it makes me so horny

Low hangers. I'll pop them in my mouth for a little bit while I work the cock with a hand. A couple of months ago I had a guy come in with a cock so hard it was like sucking on a rock. Another one stood straight up and I was running my head on the wall to suck it

do you have a fakemail addy or a skype? and dont those 180 degree boners just look unstoppable? most guys when they helicockter, it goes side to side or even kinda "bends". these 180 mofos look like eiffel tower in earthquake

This cock here would be a dream come true. I envy that women so much. If I had one come through that looked like that I would cum just from seeing it and I would never stop sucking it

you have a way with words. i bet youre fit and hot af too. trust me. this type of boner we're talking about. put it this way. is the only reason i can think, that all men, point their toes when laying on back in order to blow farther from their fire hoses. dicks never get boring. im literally dying on the floor right now

This thread is hot. Never sucked a cock before I might given the situation. I've fucked lots if girls but I have always fantasized about a guy sucking my cock and returning the favor.

any cool fapping techniques you can share? isnt it neat how fapping is one of those words named the way it is because it sounds that way when you do it? there are reasons for that and exterior genitals and things like hands. are just a man's activity really

I probably jack off the same as the next guy. I usually don't use lotion or anything which some people think is weird

Fucking thisnisnt posting so here is a pick of my ideal dick to suck

I would worship this thing, I would never let it leave my mouth. I would want to live off it's necter. The owner of this beautiful piece of meat is a fucking god among men

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pretty sure talking about your dick and watching different porn every now and again is pretty normal

>One summer I was staying in a beach house with my brother and his friends.
>Everyone but me spends the week at a lake instead
>brother's brother-in-law (fwiw) stops by and says I can play his X-Box (Halo 2)
>start the game
>get through first few areas
>bbil saunters back in saying "that's not how to play Halo!"
>sits between my legs and takes my hands and controller to "show me the right way"
>spends the whole time just grinding the fuck out of my lap
>gets his middle and index finger all slippery in his mouth then pulls his shorts half off
>pulls my cock out and slimes up both it and his brown-eye
>hiss sharply as my cock is squeezed inside his guts
>rythm builds and my breathing gets shallow
>"oh no you don't" says he, immediately switching a 2 m
>his goo splatters on the floor as he sucks my eyeballs out through my pisshole (yes, I cum buckets)
>"and THAT'S how you play Halo, brah!"
>never touched an Xbox again (fuck that gay-ass shit)

when i was young my best friend and i tried to blow each other but we were too young to cum. we used to do a lot of things with pee together too and got caught once. i would have a lot to say if i wasnt bothered by cheating on my wife. she is fairly aware of my vague sexuality. if we are fucked up she gets into it sometimes but i think its a little threatening or she just really isnt into the idea of a bi husband. i have a drawer with toys and panties/skirts/bras. its right below her toy draeer. she knows about the dressing, but not where/how/when i do it. she doesnt knwo i go to public restroom and change and fuck myself against the wall with a suction dildo. she doesnt know that i cruise cruising spots and video arcade parking lots but never know how to initiate. i put myself in a lot of situations where if a guy would just catch me or notice, id go all in. but as it stands i always back out of encounters because ive honestly never cheated. sure its different, i can justify it a million ways.

we are both open to mmf and are pretty close to doing it, but i want more out of it. i want a dick in me while im in her, i want to fuck his cum into her. her to sit on my face with it. i want him to phoen me when we cant all meet up and nail me pretending to be her.

i dont either. do you use shaving cream when you shave your face? i dont
excellent choice. here's my ideal. an oldie but bestie; and honestly? maybe 416 others. lemme know if you wanna keep tradin a few
it was intended for Sup Forums goonies and dont stress :)

next time ride him like his seed has the cure for cancer

>be me
>friend is gay and really open about it ive known the guy since my sophomore year of high school
>I change schools and graduate then get my own place start chilling with him and his friend group from old school
>sleep with both chicks in the group
>they talk about me to him and i start getting these vibes off of him when tripping cid n shit
>One night we spent he night at one of the chicks house
>we're all watching a movie and I feel his hand start to move closer to my crotch
>starts rubbing my dick through my jeans
.later that day i was taking a nap in chicks bed and he walks in
.gets in bed with me and shortly starts feeling me up angain
>he slides down my pants and started sucking my dick
>was pretty tight man
>chick comes in halfway and we stop

He blew me twice after that and once i came in his mouth. Second person to get me there. He's in college somewhere now I kinda wanna hit hi up if hes ever in town.