ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Let's start with some easy ones.

>Niggers take over an entire planet
>Literally chimp out for entire movie
>That's it, nothing but niggers nigging it up
>That planet is earth

...

Planet of the Apes?

>Fraternal siblings perform their duty as hoc proctologists
>Glaring misnomer regarding the color of a main character's hair

>Two stoners enter and exit a phone booth repeatedly

Correct!

Now you post one.

fight club, quit using stupid words

What?

You did not pose the answer as a full question. The correct answer is 'what is planet of the apes?'

president fuck a little girl.

still wins election.

Ignore the troll. Your answer was fine. I should know, I asked the question.

> young dead body missing and is reported to the news.
>A group of young male freinds go in search of it and learn about life in the adventure!

Donald Trump 2016

Here is one Classic
>I hate everyone equally
>I live on Potrero Hill in San Francisco
>The Mayor and the D.A. hate me
>I torture criminals in Keisar Stadium and kill them in Sausalito

Stand by Me

Dirty Harry

>A dishonest kike manipulates a white man into doing his bidding for him
>A scheming nigger does the same. They're both evil pieces of shit.
>Our white hero KILLS BOTH OF THEM!
>And then he betrays his race by repeatedly banging an Asian at 3.14
>Days without Jewish trickery: 0

Bravo!!!

>Guy comes into white and Mexican town
>Mexicans and whites are fighting
>Everyone in town dies
>He leaves

>Old man recruit children to steal jewlery
>Old man finds old friend and get high together
>One child steals more than enough

As a courtesy, can we all agree to tell people whether they got it right or wrong when they guess at one of our movies, please? Otherwise this just turns into a series of riddles with no answer.

Straight up love this film, stand by me

For A Few More Shekels

The only riddle without answer is why you still alive?

>cowboy angers bad guy
>bad guy after him
>dead
>bad escapes

Phone Booth

So I can annoy you with my shitposts on Sup Forums, obv,.

No. Decent guess, though.

>angry alone man
>tries to be big and bad
>becomes big good guy in messed up way

Another Classic
>There is a large black thing penetrating past Uranus
>Much classical music is playing
>there is over 9000 AI words of dialog

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure?

>monkey
>girl
>girl takes drugs
>mad trip
>turns into a memory stick
(No idea how to turn text green)

Pulp ficton

2001 Space Odyssey

Yes!

Never mind, didn't know it did it automatically

no. kek

correct

Boys in the Hood

Shrek

>lots of accents
>lots of bad boys who are cool
>dog
>lots money made

>Never mind, didn't know it did it automatically
You can also highlight someone's text and then click on their number to respond as a quote (like I did with you here).

Holy fucking newfag

Snatch

Good guess but nos

Oh the brit film with Brad Pitt... fuck... i forget

Almost think it could be Lock stock and two smoking barrels?

Good job.

>a man I tasked with defending interplanetery straws from a bunch of ayys
>turns out the straws are made by a dirty ayy imigrant
>I am an ayy
>fuckin ayys go home ree
>then he gets cucked by an ayy lol the end

>Man with posh English accent wears his hair in a pony tail
>Someone gets stabbed with an unusual object
>Annoying ginger girl has bad credit
>But here's some salt water

Describes two very different movies released within one year of one another. One literally, one figuratively. List both if you're the fucking man.

Thanks for the tip!

>I can apeak to the dead
>The dead dont talk
>Use this to solve crime
> Nighmare about future bad thing happening
>bad thing happens anyway

2001

They Live

>fast car
>cool guy

The Dead Zone

Odd thomas

Vanishing Point
Deathproof
The Fast and the Furious
et cetera

Too vague, really.

>Helicopter pilot wont kill civilians
>jailed but breaks out
>Family Feud dude likes kissing mexican hotty
>Austrian hulk running for his life

The Running Man

Wreck it ralph

Wrog

>A kike shows a nigger his balls

megamind?

Well, I would guess a daniel day lewis movie/s

More recent and more scifi

That's what she said.

Hulk

Correct

>guy is mad
>always mad at his friends
>gets to be bad to some ladies he doesnt like
>wonders if really bad?

some guys go into space and ai kills them

Try agin

No sir

CHECK EM
American Psycho

Waiting

>try to buy guns
>shootout
>shit talking
>more shooting and shit talking
>try to get to the phone

living rock steal another rock so some qt3.14 has to go get the rock^2

>everybody sings
>one of the singers eventually kills himself.

Good job. Not on your digits however.

EZ, space oddysey

Primer pasta for newfags. Don't bother responding "get a life, faggot." No one cares.

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For those of you failing to grasp the concept behind these threads: A bad movie description is one that is literally true even if it is vague, hyperbolic or even playfully misleading. There is a difference between a bad description and one that is awful or simply inaccurate. One key distinction is that a properly worded bad description teases the reader's brain but only accurately describes one movie in particular. Conversely, an awful description is vague to the point of describing dozens or even hundreds of movies while never pointing to any one in particular. Lastly, an inaccurate description is simply flat out lying about happened, effectively creating your own retarded version of the film that no one else watched.

Here is a bad description of American Psycho
>An up and coming investment banker dines in various trendy restaurants with colleagues

Here is an awful description of the same movie
>A guy does some stuff with people. Also, some other guy does something.

Here is an inaccurate description
>A guy gets dumped by his girlfriend, then some other office clerk hall stabs someone. Also, lmao Russians!

See the difference?

>Some stranded boaters commandeer another boat
>They help steer the boat to shore
>Only to realize they been accused of wanting to be like Johnny Depp by Forest Gump

nope. that real life.

we're talking movies here

The Matrix

Spaceballs

>two guys become two friends
>bang bang action!

nope

>Some loli likes stars
>Some lesbian travels to stars

that should be enough

Brian's Song?
Fag

Lucy

Nope.

Lethal Weapon
Showtime
48 Hours
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang

Or any other buddy cop movie, really.

Return of the Jedi

Everyone gets fucked by aliens
And we're supposed to sympathize with aliens

>pictures make kid big
>moustache!!

Avatar?

Close

The Professional?

Wrong
Fag

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