ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume II

Big lebowski

Wrong. It was a trick question.

Kys

>Man with posh English accent wears his hair in a pony tail
>Someone gets stabbed with an unusual object
>Annoying ginger girl has bad credit
>But here's some salt water

Describes two very different movies released within one year of one another. One literally, one figuratively. List both if you're the fucking man.

>he dead, she aint.

>Fraternal siblings perform their duty as hoc proctologists
>Glaring misnomer regarding the color of a main character's hair

>really hard house, leaves house

Twilight

Warm bodies

>mommys boyfriend is a jerk
>beats up the kids
>better fly away

Dead Ringers

Titanic.

peter pan bitch

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Got it!

Radio Flyer

Radio Flyer

>go on an adventure
>do drugs
>roll credits

>small legs
>juice
>bad street

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Harold and Kumar...any of them

What if I hardly touch the plot by perfectly describe the cast?

>Bad guy is an evil WOP. Played by an actor with a no longer conjoined twin
>A character has the munchies in almost every scene
>He's played by a pothead actor irl
>A TV doctor who once drunkenly threatened Fabio is our leading man for some reason.
>Also starring some horse faced girl who used to be married to an obscure, inbred country singer irl

Ez winner

>Rocky didn't break the law
>He is the law!
>But even the law has limits
>Just ask Shao Kahn

>fast man
>fast friend dead
>thumb

Good job

Judge Dredd

Ocean's Eleven.

No

Yes

fast and the furious

>Nerdy girl is nerdy
>Pedobear kidnaps her little loli sister
>Nerdy girl falls in love with a different rapist
>A comedy

>climb a skyscraper
>kill doods
>get to the top
>throw queen cersei off the balcony

>Racist private investigator stops major infrastructure improvement.
>also learns to stop being racist.

>angry guys
>friends again

>A kike shows a nigger his balls

>Dude is a guy
>And then also another guy
>But the other guy is also the dude
>No pills, no dude

no deal

Die Hard

New dredd

Dredd.

yes

Fight Club
or
The Hour Man

Labyrinth

Cobra

Love that cheese log of a movie.

Toby was her baby brother, not a girl. Otherwise that does kind of fit.

Correct

Reposting a challenging one I already used last night. Please don't spoil it if you already know it. Let someone else get it this time (or try to).

>In this timeline, Martin Luther King and both Kennedy brothers were all killed by the same evil mastermind
>A young man feigns motion sickness, steals a girl's car
>He's really an old man
>lolbad costume design
>If you get this one, you REALLY know your superhero movies

Magicians

Keep on cruisin

Boy and his dad need to go to the beach
They're super hungry
They find a bomb shelter
They also find a homeless black man
Boy gets to beach
He leaves with some new friends he made

>Fat, lazy fuck does nothing but eat and sleep
>People think he's so great. In fact, he's the star of the movie.
>And his best friend is a literal retard who drools on himself

The Road.

>be a deadbeat
>be shit at everything
>a bunch of faggots and some fatass try to take over town
>get ass kicked
>goes super saiyan and kicks everyones ass
>roll credits

>Forest Gump lies about his age to fuck an older woman
>It works
>This is a kid's movie? WTF?

you're going into orbit, you stupid mutt

Well he was pretty Big

A winner is you.

Aliens try to conquer earth by acting like a snack.

Well done

thank you john

now cook me some lasaga

Captain America (1990)

no

>terrorist flies plane into new york
>event puts president under a lot of stress

Prefontaine
or
Without Limits

Yes! Good job.

Yes.

Air Force One

Escape from New York

>Rich jock gets free ride through exclusive school
>drops out a year before graduating
>bangs red head friends younger sister

Harry Potter

No
Yes. Nice job

Yes.

>Batman snorts coke
>Gets HIV off camera
>Brutally murders a bunch of people
>Based on a true story

>Fat
>Gambling problems
>Drinking problems
>Smokes a lot
>Psycology criminalist
>Wife annoying

Hint: UK serie.

...

>Underage loli wants the D
>Lots of lolcringe overacting from Commissioner Gordon

this movie im about to describe is the greatest movie of all time. its about this hardened military captain hunting down the mafia. he ends up dying though and nobody knows who killed him.

Sherlock

I wish that was a true story, but no.

New hint. In other movies...
>dude is tasked with informing a crazy man that he is crazy
>guy wasn't really getting his dick sucked

>fat idiot makes meals
>boss says no to his grub
>takes his kid out on the road
>all is happy in mealtown

>Kill nazis
>arrivederci

Attack of the killer tomatoes?

Marriage practice goes horribly wrong, girl sets to find her boss.

...

>An everyday toiletry is wielded with brutal effectiveness as a devastating weapon
>Thor has had enough of your shit
>And now you're fucking dead, old man
>But so is he

Wrong. Is older.

>Two non passing traps crash a fancy party

Dr. Who?

The Cabin in the Woods

Leon: The Professional.

White Chicks

Nope

Older. Better. C'mon you can do it.

Chef

Yes

>man in desert world breaks out of prison
>finds several women
>with some help, kills insanely white bain

>A closet homosexual insists on hearing the truth and nothing but the truth
>The Joker begrudgingly obliges
>No, not that Joker. Well, maybe that one, depending on your age.

No

Yes

Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

>Alternate timeline fuckery
>chest spears
>cheese pizza

A Few Good Men