How Do I Into Russia?

Can I get advice on defecting to based Russia?

I am serious.

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Defect?
You could just, you know, immigrate to Russia.

Let's just say I have skills that would be valuable to the Russian state.

>Person the US government would not allow to leave the country
>Posting about it on Sup Forums
Choose one.

>not understand hypothetical

Or perhaps I have other reasons. Just saying.

Getchyo commie as outta here, you prick.
Stupid kids having wet dreams about bread lines, these days. Despicable.

I think you're thinking of the USSR, friend.

>govt people posting on a himalayan smoke signal emporium.

>pretty common desu senpai

I'm thinking the same thing too but belarus. Wanna set up a burger cart. Is there street food in russia?

>You could just, you know, immigrate to Russia.

Probably not a good idea. I don't think Russians like immigrants nor do they like Americans.

Yes, and defecting is very different from merely immigrating.

Just buy a ticket and fly to Moscow. Really, now is the best time of the year to plan a visit.

Can I just request asylum then? Not sure how safe that would be.

Here you can help.
There you have no roots, skills or roof, and you can't even converse.

Can I make a living with a burger cart selling burgers in belarus or russia?

I have skills. Roofs are easy. Roots mean little in America. Language is easy.

Or burritos?

Pretty sure you can have a burrito cart or whatever. They probably wouldn't care much. You'd have to check the local laws wherever you go.

I would prefer belarus cuz I have family there but I don't know anything about belarus really I started learning russian

Is there a word for people who fantasize about living in Russia like weeaboos with Japan?

Well, if you want so... I read about american cop who few weeks ago ask for asylum in Russia because... no idea why. I think you can try too.

Russiaboo?

Hell, it's worth a shot. Hopefully it will be that easy.

Can I make a living with a burrito cart in russia?

Nuke yourself, you traitorous commie scum. I hope the mob beats the faggotry right out of you, and when you cry to come back, Trump throws you into Mexico.

can i join far-right russian group if i go?
>Im not black, memes aside

Your tears are delicious, bourgeois scum.

no

I hope your daughter brings this home one day

I've been looking at Vladivostok a lot lately. Would Americans be scorned there?

Russophile, although this can also refer simply to those interested in Russian history or culture

Russiaboos? The weirdest thing that a lot of this guys is actually serious, they coming here and try to do stuff. G

What about burgers?

I thought Russia had a deal where you join the army and get citizenship after a few years. Of course everything I've ever heard about the Russian army makes it sound like hell on earth.

i think it is more than that because it is idealisation

to put it bluntly, unless you have money russia would be a significant downgrade from whatever you live in now, so don't come unless you have that

I looked at houses, it's as expensive as san francis co

>makes it sound like hell on earth

Who taught you that? The TV?

>Bourgeois Scum
>He still thinks Russia is a Communist safe-haven
Enjoy your time, Comrade!

Communism is a great idea that has been poorly implemented. An AI-run communist state would be a paradise.

>unless you have money ... don't come
I think this is good advice for immigrants going almost anywhere, now that you mention it.

Vladivostok is a nice place. Really. Not as shiny and fake like Moscow or St P. It is really great place to start Russia.

Well of course you have to come over with a big cash pillow to land on. Purchasing car, renting apartment etc till you find a job.

Keep in mind America is one of the only countries that taxes citizens who live overseas.

If you want to naturalize as a citizen of Russia, it's my understanding that you can't be a dual citizen of the US.

If you want to renounce US citizenship, it's a massive pain in the ass.
irs.gov/individuals/international-taxpayers/expatriation-tax

yes

please for the love of god, culturally enrich russia with the burger. it's been years since i've had a proper burger, all they have here is mcdonalds and burger king. absolute shit tier. this is no place for a red blooded american.

I have no intention of dual citizenship.

I don't plan on playing by their games. I would essentially never be returning.

Yes, if Communism was 100% AI and Robots and there was no human factor in it whatsoever, there is a chance it could work.

Too bad humans aren't AI or Robots and will always have natural feelings of greed, thirst for power, paranoia, etc.

Also, do you honestly believe Russia is still the USSR?

that's simply wrong

I'm from Ukraine but am an American Citizen now.

My family goes back every summer to visit family and when I go out with old friends people fucking love me girls love me etc

Yes yes.

No of course I know that Russia is not the USSR. Lol. At least it's not the USA though.

Any examples of migrated americans to Russia?

Wendy's have a nice burgers. Too bad they start bailing out from Russia.

I know how to run restaurants and make excellent burgers and pizza. Maybe I'll start a chain once I get over there.

you just need one of these, a patty press
this is the secret to the perfect burger
t. a real american

Also high quality beef and the right seasonings and cheeses.

No, it would be the must inhumane nightmare imaginable with suicide rates that make the Japanese look clingy-to-life.

The more you treat humans like rational automatons the more disgusted with life they become. No one really wants equality, humans want to be left alone and not be unfairly targeted.

People want their actions to have consequences, cause consequences are what gives life meaning.

Fuck off faggot I thought of it first

Let the weak perish.

Dude that things only purpose is so restaraunts can cook burgers and other meats faster. Why would you press out all of the juices on purpose? Are you retarded?

Why is now the best time?

Because weather is nice, and tourist season is not started yet. So, if you want to avoid annoying swarms of chinese tourists now is the best time.

A shit ton on expat websites

>based Jason Bourne

>Probably not a good idea. I don't think Russians like immigrants nor do they like Americans.
You'd think that, yet Russians always seem to be the nicest whenever you see a thread like this.
The Europeans that are most hostile to Sup Forums American possible migrants are Czechs, Serbs, Italians, and sometimes Poles.

Pollacks pretty much hate anyone who isn't a pollock.

The whopper is alright over here, not sure about over there though

Not true. When you use the flip method one side of the patty dries out

>Meanwhile monitoring this thread........

conscripts usually die before the fighting starts from beatings or get everything stolen from them and are sitting ducks.

Stupid faggots with no idea how economics works.

Communism cannot work. Not with AIs, not with magic, not with anything. It cannot work, because when the state or the collective owns the means of productions, capital is not being exchanged and therefore no price system may emerge. Without price system you cannot know whether you make profit or loss while producing a certaion good, you cannot know whether you are satisfying demand, that is to say, you cannot rationally allocate resources, And without being able to rationally allocate resources, the economic system must collapse, since it makes production impossible.

This is called the problem of economic calculation.