What does pol think about florida

what does pol think about florida

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Love it but Tampa and Miami can get nuked.

7/10

The twilight zone of America.

When I see a fucked up news story from America, 100% of the time it happened in Florida.

florida man is most entertaining super hero

Publix is the greatest grocery store.

best part of america imo

I live in Polk County, home of Florida Man.

this. Full of inbred crazy people, spics, nigs, and elderly New York jews. Easily the worst state.

Seminole county checking in.

Florida excluding Miami is based. Lord Poseidon needs to cleanse south Florida from the filth it has accumulated.

>305 here (Miami)

to hell with this place, only good place are the outskirts (countryside)

Your either Tallahassee which is SJW HQ for Florida state

Or Orlando which is nigger HQ for Florida state.

Either way kys

Where in Polk you nigger?

This
>tfw I moved to Michigan and make my sister bring me publix subs whenever she visits

.gif now you piece of shit!

What is Publix?

A publix chicken tender sub is on point.

I just moved to port st lucie from low angeles. Its nice and I've really come to like it. But fort Lauderdale Miami and Tampa can get fucked. Other than that the Jews leave for the summer so it's not that bad

A giant store where they sell cheap pubic hair.

It's mainly because the press laws in that state. Anything is up for grabs.

if a nig get's chimpy you can shoot him, it's great

A super market grocery store with the best trained customer service and fairly competitive prices. They feature the best chain delis, bakeries, and cold sections of all others. They are family owned and treat their employees very well, and the customer even better. Minimum nignogs and scum.

Anyone 305 here? thoughts ?

Publix fried chicken is better than anything the Colonel could have ever imagined

Publix is the food store chain in FL. Like Hy-Vee in Iowa.

Oh shit -- I'm in Lakeland myself

fuck, I meant to ask where in Polk as well

After living in Tallahasshole, it's 25% nignog, 25% lazy fucking government workers, 10% redneck, and 40% stoned, drunk retarded students.

FL has great farmers markets. Anybody who buys their produce at publix is getting fucked. The prices are retarded.

Man, this is the truth, Florida is great aide from the forefingers that make up half the population.
I am a rare native dude and truthfully this place is "magical" people have no idea bout leaving ur yard by a half mile and being in medieval swamp

By Highlands City.

>tfw you see a black person in Publix

Where the fuck do you think those "farmer markets" get their shit from? The same fucking Dole patches and groves in Plant City.

813 here land o lakes like 30-40mins away from tampa am i safe from the hordes?

Pinellas county is best county

>st. Pete houses all the dindus and career welfare recipients
>all the culture of tampa is around the corner without the nigs and spics to live near
>north pinellas is white + greek

Fuck you darkies and Yankees and Hispanics this truly was gods country at one time

Ah sweet, I go to school at Polk, so that's close by.

I use to live in Lakeland.

Lived in Kissimmee for half my life and now I'm in Tampa. Are suicide booths a thing yet or do I have to get creative? Also fuck tourist.

I remember going to Miami and being completely weirded out at how much Spanish is heard but no English.

You guys really got cucked.

Land o,lakes is white town 352 senpai common dude

I work for the School Board as a 3rd grade teacher.

tbqh they cucked the spaniards and now they're slowly uncucking themselves

>I went to North Cuba and was surprised to see how much Spanish is there.
Have a hellhole swimming distance away from your country and see what happens.

Fort Myers checking in, you'd have heard of it from the girl who got fucked by 25 niggers in a school bathroom recently

I remember when I moved to Polk County I thought the school dress code was total bullshit.

Miami is practically a different state, I wouldn't judge Florida based solely on Miami.

Hi fellow 813

Awful awful place

I think Trump will lose Florida by 6 points

I went fishing last weekend with a college buddy on a jon boat. We caught some snook, out of season on the gulf. Pic related is tampa, pls dont triangulate. Childhood, colleges, and work has taken me all over this state. My work shows me the dregs. Miami sucks the worst, population density plus third world equals no good, even with the elite on the water. The stereotype is true, im just outside of a midwestern city; north to hunt and fish with redneck buddies, and south...where there's any amount of people, that's ghoul domain, regardless of looks.

>Florida
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>"Gator caught stealing watermelon out of watermelon field in Hendry County," a Florida Agricultural Crimes Intelligence Unit officer wrote May 13 on the group's Facebook page. Sgt. Charles White of the Hendry County Sheriff's Office took the photo.

>The photo stunned Steve Stiegler, a wildlife biologist in the alligator management program at the state's Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. "Um," he said, chuckling. "This would be unusual. Watermelons are not generally part of an alligator's diet."

>He added that the gator in the photo appears to be about 10 feet long.

>Alligators are predatory carnivores that eat fish and frogs when they're small. "As an alligator gets larger, it will eat larger fish, larger vertebrates such as snakes, birds, land mammals that get too close to the water or attempt to swim across the body of water," Stiegler said.

>He said that for an unknown reason, people who illegally feed alligators often give them marshmallows. Indeed, on the Facebook post of the gator watermelon thief, several people reminisced about tossing marshmallows to gators in Florida.

>"That alligator probably has a sweet tooth, and one of the more popular treats for people who illegally feed alligators are marshmallows. Alligators can taste sweet, and somehow this alligator got a taste of a watermelon and he's gone back for more.

It's aight. It consists mostly of people that are designed to live in Florida, you just know it when you see them. It's probably one of the most interesting states, frankly I can't much think of living anywhere else.

Too fucking humid. Fuck humidity. Fuck humidity.

Publix a best. Lots of liberals, but they don't have much power, thankfully. Orlando is an interesting hell hole and the twilight zone of America's twilight zone. Fuck Tampa, fuck Miami, Fort Myers is pretty alright.

tl;dr: It's like living in California if California sucked less and was more crazy.

pub subbers are florida's greatest contribution to society

I've lived in Florida for 8 years now and it's fucking shite. It's the worst state out of the 6 that I've lived in by far. The weather is disgusting. It's summer for 9 months of the year, then cooler summer for the other 3. So humid that your ass will sweat through your pants if you sit somewhere outside. The nature is disgusting. It's all sand, palmettos, and giant ass oak trees completely riddled with spanish moss. Totally flat, not even any hills, and home to no less than 6 gorillion mosquitoes. The people are disgusting. There are four groups, and literally everyone that lives here fits into one of them.
1. Inbred hicks
2. Liberal white youngsters
3. Cubans and various other spics
4. Senile old cunts

Miami is a shit hole, Tampa is the shittiest shit hole I've ever seen, Jacksonville is a shit hole. Wouldn't recommend coming here ever. Overall a 2/10 state.

Lakeland got cucked hard. The amount of Bernout and Hillary stickers I see every day make me want to an hero

Publix isn't a Florida thing.

everyone here posting wasnt born in Fl before "94
and a hence no better than Arab settlers complaining how modern Europe Isn't like Mohammad's tome. Fuck Yankees

Downtown is nice tho

Tampa is slowly becoming infested with SJWs and hipsters. Everywhere you look you see microbreweries and coffee shops.

Southwest Florida represent. It's so fucking hot right now. Dat tropical savannah koppen climate...

The humidity by itself makes me want to move though

When people ask me how to describe Florida I like to say that it's a generic version of California. In lieu of Mexicans, you've got Cubans and Puerto Ricans, Disney world for Disneyland, hurricanes for earthquakes/droughts, etc.

In MI as well. Kroger's is our publix and it fucking sucks. The only thing I like about FL is Publix.

The good
>Publix
>Cigar City Brewing
>Snook and tarpon and other sportfish
The bad
>skin cancer
>the people

fuck miami. dont go here. fuck you if you go here

You're wrong the only sign I seen in 352 is Trump

>tfw the panhandle is the best

>tfw dumb college bitches come to me to suck my dick annually

>tfw destin is fuckin dope.

Are we Floridians the closest thing America has to Australians?

I can remember running into Crocs and snakes and shit as a kid, and I've become a shitposter.

Like in Tampa it's fucking shitty.

I visited this summer after being gone for about 10 years and thought it was pretty much the same.

Tampa's fucking huge m8. Do you mean Suitcase City shitty where its nigger haven and there are no less than 4 chicken based stores every 5 steps. Or do you mean USF shitty where everyone is a Liberal hippy dyke?

Pomapano/Deerfield Beach reporting.
Pls someone send help

>founded in Florida in 1930

gtfo non-floridian

Well I spend most of my time at college and the downtown area, so it's probably much worse there than other places

Yeah, pretty much. It's shockingly accurate when you think about it.

Fact: Floridians are the most powerful race in the world

Actually Pinellas County here it's one of the better parts and I still hate it.

Best state out of them all always some crazy shit going on.

nah, you just gotta deport all the cubans... and the venezuelans... and the central americans... and the niggers. Basically deport everyone

INSIDE WORD

publix is planning on open a stand alone sub shop, since they are a closed company and you cannot own stock in them unless you work there, buy stock in BOARS HEAD soon!

You've been visited.

Publix, the Big Y of the south.

>hometown is 15% white
>80% of the cashiers and bag boys at the local publix are white

Explain this shit

yooooooo for real? Publix subs are the fucking bomb

Representing, fuck this weather but at least the snowbirds are about gone.

Cool thanks fellow Florida-Bro!

thank you for this, Papa Pub

Fucking nigger gator. Stealing watermelons

because whole foods is 80% black; its an interesting phenomenon. Also publix has good shit benefits so its moderately hard to find a job there.

I feel ya senpai. What other five states? Dont bother, they all have their trade offs. Also, all of your complaints reek of faggotry. Sorry, i'm sure you're nice boys, just used to different /out/doors.

Holy shit same

what the fuck

there's so many of us

brevard is nice
nuke everywhere else

>It's hot but it when rains periodically
>Live in the comfy forest area with few dindus who are separated by a river and a long fence
>It's required to have A/C to survive the hot wet climate
>Brother works as a deli manager at publix
>Girls tend to be hard to attract for me in this state
>Everyone that i know of is armed to the teeth
>Blacks are segregated in the poorest shitty parts of the state
>Miami is a shithole

who /kissimmee/?

any anons /miami/ and miserable?

Idk but that guy is a huge fag. I want to go outdoors and be innawoods a lot, but it's all wet and hot and there isn't really any woods or places to camp down south. It sucks, but hey.

I live on the outskirts of Winter Haven though

My grandparents live in Pasco, I like Pinellas desu. Tarpon Springs Greek food is delicious

any /fau/ fagz here?

>never seen my hometown mentioned in Florida threads

Last white man in Homestead reporting