ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume IV

>A disabled man and a woman that only looks disabled make the world a little less dark.

Reposting
>guy eats noodles with his daughter
>daughter goes into the sewer
>what the fuck is happening
>seriously what the fuck is happening is this an anime

>Duo goes on a cross-country crime spree. Multiple birds were harmed in the making of this film.

>kid lives with mom
>mom loves drunks
>college
>fin

>loli
>morphine
>Charles Darwin

>Bald guy goes off his meds, almost nuclear meltdown, dead girlfriend, race car, midgets everywhere, oh look a sunset

>Man with posh English accent wears his hair in a pony tail
>Someone gets stabbed with an unusual object
>Annoying ginger girl has bad credit
>But here's some salt water

Describes two very different movies released within one year of one another. One literally, one figuratively. List both if you're the fucking man.

Can't believe no one has even guessed at the first in all this time. I bet you'll get it if you read the description backwards.

>What happened to the power?
>What happened to Dad?
>What happened to not being raped?
>Fuck trees.

Harold and Maude?

Austin Powers (and sequels)

I definitely haven't seen this, whatever it is, so this will be my only guess.

No.

>having fun
>black guys show up
>not having fun anymore
>he gets the girl
>fun is had

lol, no.

Hint: first feature film by a famous director.

>An everyday toiletry is wielded with brutal effectiveness as a devastating weapon
>Thor has had enough of your shit
>And now you're fucking dead, old man
>But so is he
>Probably not the Thor you're thinking of

King of new york?

Fear and loathing in las vegas

kung Fury?

No.

>telephone box
>i need to make a call
>sniper has me in his sights
>spend rest of movie in telephone box

There was two of this movie but I'mma describe the remake
>A bunch of racially different men (actually half the cast is still white) help defend a town in the wild west
>Literally a handful of cowboys + a small town vs. close to. a hundred desperados
>Somehow everyone dies but the cowboys win

> I'm dead. I come back to life. I kill some bad hombres. Fuck all this rain.

>Aaah, a penis!

Phonebooth

Spawn

Magnificent Seven

The happening

The Crow

A Clockwork Orange

Walk Hard: the dewey cox story

Yep

>terminator is president

>move to new town
>meet tree dude
>sister gets raped
>End up still having shit job
>Fuckin movie

No

Phonebooth or Liberty Stands Still

Same premise. Liberty was actually a good movie.

Yes.

>Nigger makes friends with mass murder who "loves to screw"

>Be me, always find a way to fuck any chick around me.
>Fucked this one chick, and she won't give it up again.
>I got it before Bill.
>Become obsessed with prude.
>Harker wants to duel.
>Shitty remake ten years later with teens and a different name.

easy; dumb and dumber

>Main character's race doesn't fit his rank for the time period the movie is set in
>Titties
>Not for arachnophobes who are also luddites

Instructions pasta for newfags. Don't bother responding "get a life, faggot." No one cares.

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For those of you failing to grasp the concept behind these threads: A bad movie description is one that is literally true even if it is vague, hyperbolic or even playfully misleading. There is a difference between a bad description and one that is awful or simply inaccurate. One key distinction is that a properly worded bad description teases the reader's brain but only accurately describes one movie in particular. Conversely, an awful description is vague to the point of describing dozens or even hundreds of movies while never pointing to any one in particular. Lastly, an inaccurate description is simply flat out lying about happened, effectively creating your own retarded version of the film that no one else watched.

Here is a bad description of American Psycho
>An up and coming investment banker dines in various trendy restaurants with colleagues

Here is an awful description of the same movie
>A guy does some stuff with people. Also, some other guy does something.

Here is an inaccurate description
>A guy gets dumped by his girlfriend, then some other office clerk down the hall stabs someone. Also, lmao Russians!

See the difference?

Also, if someone takes the time to guess at your movie, have the courtesy to respond, even if they get it wrong. And you especially owe it to them to respond when they get it right. Otherwise we're all just answering riddles with no answer.

Bingo

Not this nigger again. It wasn't Shrek, get over it.

>day in the life
>lots of talking
>there is a game
>gf is a whore
>lots more talking
>money changes hands while one party is unaware

>small town
>nuclear waste in lake
>180865434 legs

Clerks?

>meet tree dude
Guardians of the Galaxy, obviously.

>children's film spinoff of a successful children's films
>the characters are slaves to a really shitty master who think's he's evil

>Nigger and a Kraut shoot some people

>> being a dictator is lonly

>big fat ugly women
>guy goes on a trip with his wife and daughter
>wife and daughter get raped and killed

M1:
>a man struggles between a thankless job and his seventeen year old infected daughter.
>death
>free at last

M2:
>mentally deficient men redefine family

M3:
>yellow inbreds murder hotties

Minions

Django unchained

Barack Obama's Technospider Throwdown?

Eight Legged Freaks

Max

>boxing
>pigs
>bad accents
>diamonds

>youngster sees his fathers dead body
>runs away
>comes back to find his uncle is fucking his mother
>fights uncle and exiles him

Nice on #1

Judges? No, I'm sorry we can't accept that answer

Snatch

The Lion King

Lion King

>Batman snorts coke
>Gets HIV off camera
>Brutally murders a bunch of people
>Based on a true story
>Probably not the Batman you're thinking of

Nope. but I guess I wasnt being too literal. JOE!

>Bunch of criminals with malfunctional shock collars team up with the United States government to protect the country
>Kills an ancient ghost (god? Idk she's a bitch.)

#2 I am sam

>I have a craving for the racemic free base of levoamphetamine and dextroamphetamine

>nigger walks for a long time
>some people die

bingo dude, now you

did Scar really become simba's mom's new man? if so i never realized that when i watched it as a kid...

Book of eli

>halle berry tits

No

>> WE Can HAz CHeEseBuRGerZ??

I want this to be Escape from NY and Ghostbusters combined.

Casanova.

>be me have a relatively peaceful life on desert backwater with my father figure/boss/fuckbuddy
>fucking nigger crashes on my planet
>theregoestheneighborhood.jpg
>space police say he was resisting and decide to bomb the fuck out of my home
>nigger and I escape on an old ass ship
> space popo on our tail
>flylikeaballer.exe initiates.
>nigger isn't such a bad shot after all
>nigger refuses to take me home
>ofcourse.jpg
>run into the ships old captain and a walking carpet
>ship gets boarded by fucking space mod
>theirgoestheneighborhood.jpg*2
>release tenticle monsters
>save my helpless nigger
>old guy becomes father figure
>get cool new toy
>meet faggot with daddy issues
>get fucking super powers
help blow up the space popo's new toy
>fly off to fucksville and meet space uncle

monster's ball

Team america: world police?

What does a new alpha lion do to his pride?

Also nala would have probably been killed.

Wrong, this movie is so much worse than those movies. This was pretty recent

clones

See
Swordfish or Monster's Ball

>16 seconds
This has to be some kind of record

Winrar

I wonder.
>July 28.

>Australia
>Your brothers done fucked up
>whips or else
>kill them
>ok
>never mind, you die

nope

It was way too easy.

Thelma and Louise.

>man gets lost
>makes new friend
>sees a whale
>ex wife fucking new guy
>new beginnings

Kill yourself crew

Group of guys walk really far to look for another guy because his mom wants him home

Star Wars

Monster

see

Cast Away

tresure planet?

close

Here.
Hint.
Rephrase.
>I got to fuck BOTH before EITHER Bill got to.

>fat blonde chick trying to be funny makes a movie