>be me >9 >quietest mother fucker in school with good grades >principal decides that I don't have enough friends so he sends me to therapy >they take me out if class at random 3 - 5 times each day >they tell my parents I have adhd and that I have to take some medicine >the medicine is for hyperactive kids >I start to hallucinate, pee myself, and hear voices calling me >I stop taking the medicine and my parents beat the shot outta me and make me take it again >my grades go to shit and everyone I know is now scared of me until they take me to a hospital where they tell them that the medicine is fucking me up >I finally stop taking it, and they get mad because "I didn't told the medicine was hurting me"
> MFW my parents and principal turned me into a weird , twitchy, borderline autistic kid because I didn't had enough friends
Angel Ramirez
who the fuck gave your Principal the authority to send you to therapy?
sorry your parents are/were so shitty user
Dylan Davis
post pic of your ass
Jace Phillips
This is the third MLP pic i've seen Is MLP now allowed on Sup Forums?
Owen Long
America is wired. This would never happen in romania, you can't get meds even if you would need them
Ethan Williams
arise chickun?
Jeremiah Smith
You mean scootaloo? I am a brony just don't like this shit on Sup Forums
Jason Parker
Chicken Arise I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Kevin Jackson
well my parents have always been assholes so when the principal told the I needed therapy and some drug they were like "sure whatever"
Jason Ortiz
Why do they give meds to kids ? It's fucked up
Dylan Long
...
Carson Nguyen
principal? what a faggot
Julian Scott
Because it's easier to drug someone up until they're old enough to be thrown in jail for a prolonged period of time after lashing out than making sure someone becomes a properly developed human being.
Daniel Rivera
Op, you should make money online , web development, online marketing and now what is very profitable crypto trading , and move out and leave this all behind and start fresh. Become independent . Your parents have draged you behind too much. Look forward, you are better
Owen Davis
It's time friends
Bentley Thompson
I had to drop out of college because i was a guinea pig for a new class loadout, that failed because i can't be in 2-3 places at once, then when i tried to go back i got my 7th grade teacher for the professor to the 2 classes they let me take.
FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM
Adrian Parker
I think it has been brought back "casual use" rules, and the thread itself isn't MLP so much as maybe Feels? MFW? I just got here lol
Mason Kelly
>Chicken Arise Rule says all mlp stuff is for But maybe people have finally stop giving a shit
William Edwards
uhh.. Chicken arise is ATHF not MLP. So, the opposite of this: I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Lincoln Gutierrez
I know it's meant to be satire but the idea of you typing these things out, putting thought into how you can make yourself sound like the most unbelievably autistic 15 year old, is a bit sad really. I mean you probably think it's funny and when you get responses like this you chuckle to yourself and think 'ha, got'em' but I just don't quite understand where that gratification comes from, that seems really weird to me. Like you spend time in public walking around shouting 'BLEG BLEH IM RETARDED BLUGH BLARH' and look at all the weird looks you're getting, and thinking to yourself 'ha, I bet they think I'm retarded'. Like of course they do, why wouldn't they? That's the normal response? I dunno I think maybe you should just stop posting for a few weeks and see if you can forget about it? I think it's kind of detrimental to you on a social level. This isn't how people are meant to interact. Maybe go try hanging out with some of your friends more often or focus on your studies or career or whatever you're doing. I just hope you don't get to the point where you're missing out on spending time with others to post here. You don't know and never will know most of these people buddy. Why does whether or not they think you're funny really matter?
Lincoln Davis
See The crippled kid that can't fly is nicknamed chicken
Jack Morgan
sad but true if a kid has what 90% of people out there will call a form of autism or ADD/ADHD (they tried to test me for it said that they could try meds but it was mostly a craze and likely a mild form of Dyslexic/Aphasia) can be medicated with weed. >Kid A Early signs of depression, therapy is administered blah blah blah kid doesn't react, gets sad, kills self Kid B Early signs of depression, therapy, no reaction, medicates, they get up enough ambition to make a show, kills themselves and anyone in the area. >Kid C Early signs of depression, parents start medicating, kid becomes zombie sheep, until they take them off when they're about 18 or they inevitably recall the drug, then the person behind the zombie emerges and thats a gamble.
Just some personal insite from growing up
Aaron Cox
Carl man, i need you to calm down man... ... Can I borrow your car? ... Shake and Frylock won't let me in the pool.
Adam Reed
or maybe its a simple Ctrl-V? Research Occam's Razor then get back to us.
And while you're at it, reread this: I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Benjamin Murphy
>be me >sophmore year of highschool >have straight F's >have good sized friend group >depressed >switch to new school that lets you do work at your own pace, same material tho >straight A's >have an amazing gf but only one real friend at new school
im gonna graduate early this year instead of taking a super senior year because of all the credits i made up. Am I doing good Sup Forums?
Jayden Young
Good so far, don't be lost if you and your gf don't work out, odds are against you there, but I wish you luck that they still roll in your favor because it's still something I've seen done.(In fact my cousin married her HS sweet heart, they dated off and on then got together after their first semester of college and went from there. Just had their first kid.) Just high-five your favorite teacher for me.
Luis Brown
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Blake Cook
Welcome to the club except my parents never beat me for that, I'm sorry that happened to you OP
Noah Gray
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
Ethan Collins
True, you either drink rakia and get well, or die.