This little shit won't stop biting me and crapping everywhere. Trips decides what I do to him.
This little shit won't stop biting me and crapping everywhere. Trips decides what I do to him
Give him some loving pets on the head
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tie it up, break it's feet, then slowly burn it with a lighter
Release it into your room and feed it cheese.
google how to tame that thing than tame it.
Throw him in oven or microwave
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Love him and care for him till he is old. Make a bucket list and do all the shitbhe likes to do
poop on him
cause he knows your fucked
Kiss him
Tape a fork to his back and stick it in a live socket
you should leave him alone for 3 days. keep his food bowl full. change out his water every day.
that is, if you want him to stop biting you...
entice him with treats. give him a few sunflower seeds after you leave him alone for a few days. start putting them in your and and letting him climb on your palm. he will warm up to you... just be patient
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Not gonna take your bait, dipshit. How's holiday? Is mommy planning to get you something special this Xmas? Go do your homeworks or some shits...
Snap his back so he's paralyzed, then shove him up your ass
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smash it in a book
Love and take care of him
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stick it up your ass
Splash your semen on its back as a sign of love, mayb it wont bite after.
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Drown him
or maybe it will like it and all those bite were love nibbles
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Step on it
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put water in your mouth and let him swim in it
Cut his head off slowly
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Let it live a happy rodent life and take good care of it.
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replace its water with yur pee
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Scare him to death
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Fuck yea
FUUUUUUUUU
nooooo
Put your dick in his mouth and keep forcing it in until you impale him
yay
eat it alive
Checked. Worth the effort. Deliver op.
quads
QUADS
not trips so doesnt count
i go trips first your qauds are shit
rollerino
hambo going to be drinking pee pee
OP here, keep rolling. I said trips, not quads.
Rollin again for trips
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massive giant keeps you in the box, feeds you till you get fat. then picks you up
>he's gona eat me ! NOOOO
Giant:
>STOP BITING I LUV U
Rollin for trips
the first trips
You stupid stinky boy, soooo stinky. how dare you be so stinky and undermine quads you stinky boyyyy
Huh? you like being so stinky? eat my shorts, bub.
space program
For tripss i roll
Give it to someone who isn't an autistic piece of shit.
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OP FAGGOT... quads are trips... you know this!
Set him free
i see op is a fagboi
>Give me an excuse to abuse this cheap rodent I got from a pet store.
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Shove him up your arse
If dubs i kill myself
Check em
do what my friend did to a hamster he had that would always bite the shit out of him, and killed the other hamster they had that everyone loved.
put the little shit in a sock, beat the sock against a wall
shove it in your ass OP
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Quads may contain trips, but quads are not trips. OP asked for trips so suck it up faggots.
Stomp on the little fucker
WILL IT BLEND?
there has legit been 5 sets of trips and 1 quad fuckboi
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Look ant the last three numbers if you are looking for trips. You fucking newfag.
Torture him.
Kill it with a knife
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DONE!
Now he will say that he wanted trips in the begining of no.
Winrar
Oh fuck dammit. Have mercy
Dubs trips and quads only count if the last didgeridoo is in the roll
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damn son. didn't specify a method of torture though. there are so many options
NO WAIT!!Q IT WAS A JOKE!! A PRANK DON'T DO IT!!
OP here, I will deliver. But I need ideas. Dubs get to pick my torturing methods and I'll do it in order
Mmmm... I'm thinking OP will think of an even more faggot response to the trips. Face it OP faggot is faggot.
Kiss him
Put a pencil in his ass
blender... clearly... on slow.
Torture him with love.
Torture it by cumming on its back as a sign of love.
toaster oven? I'd say on about 400 should do it.
Milk him and fuck his milk
Water board him with your blood
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