This little shit won't stop biting me and crapping everywhere. Trips decides what I do to him

This little shit won't stop biting me and crapping everywhere. Trips decides what I do to him.

Give him some loving pets on the head

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tie it up, break it's feet, then slowly burn it with a lighter

Release it into your room and feed it cheese.

google how to tame that thing than tame it.

Throw him in oven or microwave

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Love him and care for him till he is old. Make a bucket list and do all the shitbhe likes to do

poop on him

cause he knows your fucked

Kiss him

Tape a fork to his back and stick it in a live socket

you should leave him alone for 3 days. keep his food bowl full. change out his water every day.

that is, if you want him to stop biting you...

entice him with treats. give him a few sunflower seeds after you leave him alone for a few days. start putting them in your and and letting him climb on your palm. he will warm up to you... just be patient

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Not gonna take your bait, dipshit. How's holiday? Is mommy planning to get you something special this Xmas? Go do your homeworks or some shits...

Snap his back so he's paralyzed, then shove him up your ass

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smash it in a book

Love and take care of him

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stick it up your ass

Splash your semen on its back as a sign of love, mayb it wont bite after.

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Drown him

or maybe it will like it and all those bite were love nibbles

Roll again.

Step on it

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Roll once more

put water in your mouth and let him swim in it

Cut his head off slowly

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Let it live a happy rodent life and take good care of it.

Rolling

replace its water with yur pee

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Scare him to death

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Fuck yea

FUUUUUUUUU

nooooo

Put your dick in his mouth and keep forcing it in until you impale him

yay

eat it alive

Checked. Worth the effort. Deliver op.

quads

QUADS

not trips so doesnt count

i go trips first your qauds are shit

rollerino

hambo going to be drinking pee pee

OP here, keep rolling. I said trips, not quads.

Rollin again for trips

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massive giant keeps you in the box, feeds you till you get fat. then picks you up

>he's gona eat me ! NOOOO

Giant:

>STOP BITING I LUV U

Rollin for trips

the first trips

You stupid stinky boy, soooo stinky. how dare you be so stinky and undermine quads you stinky boyyyy
Huh? you like being so stinky? eat my shorts, bub.

space program

For tripss i roll

Give it to someone who isn't an autistic piece of shit.

Rolll agaon

OP FAGGOT... quads are trips... you know this!

Set him free

i see op is a fagboi

>Give me an excuse to abuse this cheap rodent I got from a pet store.

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Shove him up your arse
If dubs i kill myself
Check em

do what my friend did to a hamster he had that would always bite the shit out of him, and killed the other hamster they had that everyone loved.

put the little shit in a sock, beat the sock against a wall

shove it in your ass OP

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Quads may contain trips, but quads are not trips. OP asked for trips so suck it up faggots.

Stomp on the little fucker

WILL IT BLEND?

there has legit been 5 sets of trips and 1 quad fuckboi

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Look ant the last three numbers if you are looking for trips. You fucking newfag.

Torture him.

Kill it with a knife

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DONE!

Now he will say that he wanted trips in the begining of no.

Winrar

Oh fuck dammit. Have mercy

Dubs trips and quads only count if the last didgeridoo is in the roll

yep

damn son. didn't specify a method of torture though. there are so many options

NO WAIT!!Q IT WAS A JOKE!! A PRANK DON'T DO IT!!

OP here, I will deliver. But I need ideas. Dubs get to pick my torturing methods and I'll do it in order

Mmmm... I'm thinking OP will think of an even more faggot response to the trips. Face it OP faggot is faggot.

Kiss him

Put a pencil in his ass

blender... clearly... on slow.

Torture him with love.

Torture it by cumming on its back as a sign of love.

toaster oven? I'd say on about 400 should do it.

Milk him and fuck his milk

Water board him with your blood

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