General celeb thread

General celeb thread.

>Bonus points for Cara Delevingne.

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>>Bonus points for Cara Delevingne.

She was cute QT in Valerian.

>Cara Delevingne.
fucking ew, thread hidden

yeah... fuck off feggit!

I still want to see my waifu get blacked

How about getting BLEACHED by me?


Ayyy lmao


new tits?

>>Bonus points for Cara Delevingne.
i cant resist bonus points

You can't bleach a white girl. Keep your mediocre ding dong away from my waifu

Well if you cum on her face she's whiter :)


I want your waifu really bad. Let's try it out and see how it goes, if you two like it we'll do it again.

She's my waifu so I make the decisions. I'm booking her on blacked


Is he done for?

cuck, get a life

Do what you want

That dress is awfull.

We'll, I appreciate your admiration for her. Maybe after JLaw is done with blacked you and I can switch waifus for a day



Aren't you going to try and talk me out of it and change my mind?



Do you want to come to a party
My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
This things at a frat house but the people are cool there
Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there
Would be someone there who would catch my attention
I wasn't out searching for love or affection
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free
Shine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party

And then in the backyard some terrible ska band
Someone in the background was doing a keg stand
This place is so lame all these girls look the same
All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed
In my bed back at home watching TV alone
Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone
Far from people I hate down from anywhere state
Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party

And then I saw her standing there
With green eyes and long blond hair
She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that
She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
But that night I learned some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard
And some girls try too hard to impress
With the way that they dress
With those things on their chests
And the things they suggest to me

I couldn't believe what this lady was saying
The names she was dropping the games she was playing
She dated this guy who now rides for Black Flys
How she's down with the wise well constructed disguise
Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this
Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless
So I said I'd call her but never would bother
Until I got turned down by another girl at a party


Last i read he's asking for an ethics investigation into himself.



Why? You've already decided

Who for what?


fuck again

Looks lovely to me.

Sounds like a plan, in the meantime I'll just be here being tortured by seeing Jennifer with her glorious tits hanging from her chest and not being able to have em.

>She was cute QT in Valerian.
she stole every fucking scene she was in
>what a shit movie. Big Market was the best part, and the rest of the movie was a boring mess.


I'm not american so i don't fucking care who runs your fucked up country

some big fake tit whore who got paid by the US govt. to go shake her tits and wiggle her ass for servicemen overseas and al franken took a funny photo pretending to grope her and now 10 years later she is offended

Go to bed Al. You fucked up.

Damn, looking good

Cucks are the talibans of fetishists. The most radicalized, they cannot be reasoned with.

The best things about them is that they'll die without without having gf/children


How do you plan on satisfying her after she's been on blacked?




its true. she exploited herself for years based on her sexuality and now she wants us to feel something for her

I enjoyed it, it was a mess but I didn't feel it was boring, I've watched a lot worse to see celebs that I like.

Peyton's a good Disney girl.


Jews are evil

hardly. he made a prank photo. he didn't rape anyone.

Fuck off troll peyton list
Can't wait to see your bitch get blacked so it gets posted all over the internet

Nice try, Schlomo

that is a full grown woman

How much is Al paying you?

Isn't this the lying, gold-digging cunt who ruined Johnny Depp's life?



don't know about the lying part, but yep.








oh fuck yes moner

gap of ages


from yesterday

>I didn't feel it was boring
They rushed the relationship plot which was the only interesting plot.
>Didn't give a fuck about white Avatar cat people and their gay pearls
>Didn't give a fuck about the CGI Maise Williams scenes.
>Fuck Rihanna, what a pointless cameo just to set up the aforementioned CGI shit.
Big Market = Luc Besson
Everything Else = George Lucas

cute soles

Are you saying that she'd be stretched out, or that I might be too small? I'm not the biggest but I'm not the smallest by any means. I could satisfy her just fine, whether it be face down ass up or sensual on her back.



also everyone is reporting he kissed and groped her without consent

in her statement she literally said that eventually she said OK to the kiss and the photo clearly shows he isnt actually touching her


Jlaw has legit got the best body in Hollywood right now. 10/10

Cara has been.


I didn't like the relationshit aspect, she is out of that kid's league and it sounded like he was trying to mimic Keanu's voice the entire time to sound older.

Maybe I'm just easily entertained.

Maybe both but you seem to have some confidence


She's my dream girl

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I can caption any of your girls. Add me ERK1905TBK

Would be amazing to chat about sexy celebs!



>I didn't like the relationshit aspect, she is out of that kid's league and it sounded like he was trying to mimic Keanu's voice the entire time to sound older.
yeah. whoever he is he was miscast completely.He needed a personality.
The relationship shit was pushed so hard early, and you never understood why they gave a shit about each other, and that gave me movie blueballs hard.
>by the time they got back to the Navi knockoffs near the end I lost my interest in watching.
>started doing other things.


fuck off