>June 16th, 2008 > see this picture > search for the name of the candy > first day I've ever heard of candy corn > spend the next nine years imagining how they would taste like > sweet jesus, they must taste heavenly, just look at them > finally order two bags of candy corn in an online store one week ago > they arrive > today is the day > they are just okay and I can't eat more than three of them without gettig sick
spreitebach??? scheiss shipi hängsch es sicher ganz tag im tivoli
Jose James
wie schmecken die dinger?
Jonathan Perry
Bassersdorf
Isaiah Sanders
yeah candy corn is nasty af. Kids in america took polls and its their least favorite thing to get on halloween.
Anthony Cruz
What does it taste like?
Ryder Gutierrez
took me 3 minutes to see the candy
OP is a fag, what a surprise
Leo Moore
Hard to explain - a bit like honey and browned/caramelised sugar. I was mostly surprised by the firm, somewhat dry and chewy texture.
Ryan Hughes
>Entire life >dream about being born female >would trade literally anything to be born a girl >get a therapist at 26 >start taking HRT >Get girly clothes >Learn makeup from a friend >End up pretty cute >First night out as the best version of me >Get beer drugged and rapes in bar bathroom >fuck this >should have stayed boymode.
Sebastian Ortiz
>enter life fantasise about national team qualifying for world cup >play off against the Swiss >shit Romanian ref who wasnt watching gives Swiss penalty they dont deserve >dream shattered >still love the Swiss though. Fuck Romania.
Nathan Price
My first threesome. > Everyone in bars always saying its the the gold standard. > Everyone one says "its the dream of every guy" Have 3some with my gf and her literal best friend. They make out and are soaking wet, soak their panties wet. > we have sex. > It's ok, not really much better than with one person. > Part of it was the excitement. But once that wore off it was just ok. > I expected rainbows and life changing. > It was just a good experience.
Same for swimming with dolphins, > Its a ONCE in a life time thing. > Their power, their grace > Have done it a few time's 2 times in Florida, once in a research lab, and once in the wild with a wild dolphin. All where OK, worth doing, but if you don't you're really not missing out. > Would rate less than threesome however.
Oliver White
> It's american candy so it tastes pretty shitty. Jokes aside, its got an overly sweet and processed taste. There isn't really much to compare it too other than stale cheap candy. > US chocolate and candy is pretty much shit tier, their BEST, like the specialty stores, are middle of the range with most places like UK, Germany and that sort. Not even close to top tier like Swiss.
Matthew Hernandez
I would consider a threesome with prostitutes since their only concern is your well-beign and you don't have to worry about statisfying them.
Also maybe a threesome with dolphins.
Jonathan Carter
Like soiled dreams.
Its very sweet, kind of a waxy texture, and the first few that you have in a sitting are pretty okay, but then you have a few more and puke and remember that they're shit. Repeat every halloween
Mason Miller
> Threesome with dolphins. Made me kek.
Also, I have had a few threesomes, some better than others, but they both wanted me, it wasn't like I was a spare wheel, it just wasn't all the hype about it.
The way both men and women talk about it its like its some mythical unicorn of sex, but in reality its just slightly better.
It's honestly not bad but don't expect a lot out of it. It's like flavored wax. Really old school candy
Dylan Lewis
well I guess when you're born girl and really into sex/kinks you get so much more out of it so many things just don't work that well or at all as a boy
I'd give it a try if I got the chance
but as long as we cant have that by brain transplant or something that literally moves your conscious self into a born female body it will never be real anyway, so I would never bother with the butchery that surgery is these days.
>play silent hill 1 when i was like 12 >this one part, there's a fridge >take the dagger someone stabbed in the fucking fridge >secure the chain with a ring >something tries to get out
spend the next 15 years thinking about it now and then >a couple of days ago >have ps3 (bought it exclusively to play the mgs bundle) >download silent hill 1 >play it again >here come that fridge >pull out dagger >don't secure chain herewegoooo
>shitty cutscene, barely 5 seconds well fuck
Brandon Taylor
Lueg all die hueresöhne vo Schwiiz a.
Isaiah Diaz
Hey sorry aver was wett e shipiadler vo Sup Forums wüsse
Christopher Moore
What are you? Albanian? Ethiopian? Learn speaking/writing proper swiss german you leech.
Owen Taylor
I used to have a fascination with anal that lasted a few years because none of my girlfriends wanted me anywhere near that hole. It was sort of like the holy grail, the forbidden fruit, if you will.
One day my wish finally came true and I realized pussy feels one million times better. Iintestines lack the texture a vagina does and the only part that actually feels good is the sphincter itself, which doesn't have much surface area. Anal is overrated.
Grayson Robinson
deserved, thanks Jesus to have shown you the errors of your way
She must learn to contract those muscles to make it feel like something, otherwise is barely 0.5 of a cm at the whole that touches your dong.
William Anderson
So much this. Also I got shit on my dick which was to be expected but still...
William Scott
hahahaha sammy. Nice gold chain. Fuck your fleg
Chase Gomez
Add them to the Zurich corn haus, nigga
Luis Price
...
Chase Cook
you fucking idiot you should fap to them, learn to be precise with your urges
Bentley Morales
> be me, twenty-something > never had a serious, long lasting relationship > some hook-up here and there > meet this girl > date her > times passes > meet her parents, do stuff together > serious, long lasting relationship: achievement unlocked
Next month it will be three years and a half.
> user, let's cuddle in bed > no user, i don't feel like going outside. > user, it's only 9am, let's go back to bed > oh user, i turned your alarm clocks off, i don't like to wake up early.
> MFW I just want to fucking do stuff and not vegetate in the bed > MFW I can't take it anymore.
Relationships are overrated.
Christopher Russell
>grow up with other boys who talk nothing else except when they are going to get laid >it's the pinnacle of manhood >dating girl, but really not sexually attracted to her >but, you know, pinnacle of manhood >end up fucking her >she was sweet, responsive, by everyone's account had a smoking body >meh, got my dick wet >year later I'm officially gay
Joshua Gomez
Relationships are pretty much the best thing ever but you need to have the right partner. Break up with her, try again.
Lucas Baker
What's more manly than fucking another manly man instead of a delicate woman?
Jayden Ward
Shit, that sounds like the perfect relationship to me.
Benjamin Howard
>June 16th, 2008 >Jacks off to same picture >Fast Forward >November 16th, 2017 >Wish it was in 4k definition >Ruined Erection
Landon Lewis
Also some corns are broken.
Asher Hall
*some corn is broken. Idk.
Kevin Hill
>should have watched a let's play
OR i could have played the damn game was more fun, too
