/heem/-fixed and broken edition
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>UFC 200 promo photo
Fucks sake
stop complaining faggot
>Rumble going to NFL
WHAT?
media is fucking butthurt right now lmao
First for quitters who run away to other sports
and Dana keeps roasting them kek. Why do they keep bringing it up? They know what he's gonna say.
FIGHT WASNT OFF YA GOOFS
WHY ARE THEY STILL TALKING TO THIS HOARSE SPIC CHICK
The UFC has declined, now champions do not care about defending against no. 1 contenders, this used to be a shameful thing, now Bisping is fighting 2 guys in a row who aren't the best in the division while Romero is like 40 years old, the strategy seems to be wait until Yoel is 50 then fight him.
FW belt is worthless because the champion left, LW belt won't be defended, Jones fucked up the LHW belt with his illegal shenanigans and USADA, Cormier is a boring faggot who's also a cheater now, plus the division is fucking barren now. HW has always been shallow as fuck, all those WMMA filler fights.
They ruined even the fucking post fight conferences with those 1on1 only 1 fighter being asked question then the next, making it such a dull experience. It's like someone started making every possible decision in the UFC to be a major blunder now, holy fuck WME.
>dana brought cynthia with him
>compares her to conor and ronda
I don't watch handegg but what position would humble Rumble play if he did? And will his cardio issues be exposed?
DANIEL
CORMIER
IS
THE
GREATEST
OF
ALL
TIME
>JON
>JONES
>GET YO DICC TOGETHER
cringe
theres no possible way that could backfire
For sure she's the female Nate Diaz my guy
good thing handegg is only played in 8 seconds bursts
and there are separate teams for offense and defense
imagine UFC won't let DC headline because of Jon jones degeneracy
Her vs Paige makes sense
Make it happen Dana
Why was he crying on Cain's shoulder at UFC 182?
He's not going into the NFL, people have no idea how hard it is to make it, Tim Tebow dedicated his entire life for years and couldn't get signed. Rumble is old as fuck for the NFL anyway
>FW belt is worthless because the champion left
Not like he was going to defend it anyway, let's just be honest with ourselves here
there is already a Diaz Sister, it's leslie smith
DC is a pullout merchant
>He's not going into the NFL
Um:
probably ride the bench on special teams practice squad
I like the new press conference pacing.
This. It's a prank, guys.
Reminder that the goat Anderson Silva didn't get subbed or give up against a HW on 2 day's notice.
Then what's his new job? Dog walking?
Mfw every fighter I want to win gets BTFO
Bet your houses on JDS destroying Stipe next ufc because I'll be rooting for Stipe to win next
CONOR vs MAYWEATHER IS ON
literally hollywood
Tebow tried to play the hardest position in sports though. I could see Rumble as a serviceable RB/FB or maybe LB if he can understand a defense. Even then it's improbable because of his age
bob arum btfo
>Conor McGregor is never going to fight again
JEFF MAYWEATHER BTFO
this dana guy is pretty funny lmao
HOLY SHIT DANA IS GOING OFF
HOLY SHIT DANA IS GOING OFF
HOLY SHIT DANA IS GOING OFF
HOLY SHIT DANA IS GOING OFF
HOLY SHIT DANA IS GOING OFF
>if you hear it from us, it's true
How can one man be so BASED?
Head coach of the Cleveland Browns
BASED
DANA
GOING
OFF
ON
GOOFS
He's literally never pulled out and he's done all that was asked of him and more
Fuck DC haters
if Dana wasn't such a fatass, he would be able to fully button his shirt. quit taking the spotlight away from the fighters and let someone else speak you fat fuck
theres no way he can compete as a linebacker or runningback, he is gonna block on special teams like all washouts
Dana BTFO Bob Arum
BOB ARUM YOU GOOF
Good idea honestly
JEFF MAYWEATHER KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THIS FIGTH
BELIEVE ME
He pulled out of 197 you dumb bitch
BASED MOOSE
BASED MOOSE
BASED MOOSE
Weidman seems like he's changed his tune quite a bit from the in ring interview
dana used to be pic related and he is a mob boss now. how did he ascend lads? whats his secret?
Mousasi btfoing wide man HAHAHAH
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE
>im fighting i dont know
Mfw Michael Bisping is still the champ of a division with eight better fighters than him in it
>I don't give a fuck I won
Kek
He pulled out of the second Jones fight. It's why Jones-OSP.
>do you want me to dye my hair blonde?
>what the fuck?
>just pay me
Kek MOOSE IS LOOSE
>He's literally never pulled out
He literally pulled out just a few months ago you dumb casual
And then he pulled out at UFC 197
This is a very good idea.
Headline it as an FX1 card. Paige will give up her back and will get chocked. I don't know if paige would sign the contract. Its an obvious sacrifice.
> people unironically like this sand person
>You want me to dye my hair blonde? What the fuck?
>Pay me
kek Moose is fucking amazing. 10/10
moose just btfo of Dana kek
This has been one wacky fucking night lads!
> waycism
dropped.
WHITEBOIS TAKING L'S
THE MOOSE IS LOOSE
He is awesome
THE MOOSE WITH THE RACE CARD.
THE MOOSE IS ABSOLUTLEY LOOSE
Ariel loves asking these kind of almost snarky questions
MATCHES TO MAKE AFTER UFC 210
Daniel Cormier vs Jon Jones
Gegard Mousasi vs Chris Weidman
Cynthia Calvillo vs Tatiana Suarez
Pearl Gonzalez vs Ashley Yoder
Thiago Alves vs Ryan Laflare
Charles Oliveira vs Alan Patrick
Will Brooks vs Nik Lentz
Myles Jury vs Darren Elkins
Mike De La Torre vs Hacran Dias
Kamaru Usman vs Gunnar Nelson
Sean Strickland vs Vincente Luque
Shane Burgos vs Arnold Allen
Charles Rosa vs Makwan Amirkhani
Pat Cummins vs Steve Bosse
Jan Blachowicz vs Gian Villante
Gregor Gillespie vs Felipe Silva
The Moose is based
You gotta kill yourself now, my man
>im fighting a long long fucking time
hehe
>its cuz im not white
is there no escape from this shit?
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>race card
lmao
he's refering to what dana just said about these people having countries behind them
YOU'LL GET YOUR MONEY ONCE YOU FILL SEATS, GOOF
Very very loose right now
Can't believe I'm saying this, but Moose is actually pretty chill. Wouldn't mind him being champ desu
>Moose saying he's not looking to go anywhere else
NO YOU FOOL
But he's right. You literally have retards in this very general and thread hating him cause he's a "mudslime" although he's a christian.
lying trips
That ends that
>The Moose' bantz are so great that he even triggered all the whities in this thread
He truly is loose
B-But his bio!
*nationality card
only if rose jumps into the octagon at the last minute and dropkicks cynthia off of chimp van zant
maybe have JJ distract the ref to make it all happen
He was just joking around, calm down.
Why is Bizbing ducking gayguard?
>you think that's natural?
KEK
I meant Moose
Moose is a joker seriously
Lol that stupid Canadian here is so dumb
HEEM BTFO
Based Moose
White getting exposed
kek