That kid thread

That kid thread
>That fat Asian kid who was a total fucking weeb
>That kid who would always remove keys from keyboards in the computer labs
>That kid who tried to watch porn in the library
>That beaner kid who would always come to class high
>That kid who had a seizure while running in gym class and died later in the hospital
>Those kids who would draw swastikas in the bathroom stalls
>That kid who shat in a urinal

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>that kid that would waste paper towels by wetting them and throwing them at the ceiling

BUMP

>That naruto-obsessed weeb fuck who sprinted class to class with his arms straight back

>That white weird kid that would search through his backpack whenever he got a math question wrong

> that faggy kid who spoke in the whiny voice that creeped you out and always got beaten
> that cool quiet older kid you liked and wanted to be friends with but didn't want to seem weird asking him to hang out
> that kid who disappeared for month and you found out later he had cancer or some shit
> that kid who used to always fuck up in class swearing at the teacher and being a real douche
> that kid who always picked on little kids, punching them, stealing their money, taking food
> that kid who was weird, had no friends and smelt of ass

>that autistic kid that shat in the gym once
>that kid that thought that his unfunny stale jokes were the shit
>that kid that would laugh at fart noises in 8th grade

>those kids who would chew gum and spit it out in the sink

>that kid that would laugh at fart noises in 8th grade
Was me

>that super gullible kid who would download viruses on the computers

> That fat kid called lard-ass that just wanted revenge

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>That kid who punched his computer screen and ran away crying because he was getting wrecked by his friends at Minecraft

>That kid who drew a swasticka on every desk of the class during lunch because he pretended to have forgotten something inside
Was me

>That Mexican kid who brought a knife to school
>That kid people said was going to shoot up the school but still fucked with
>That sassy niggerfaggot kid who was annoying and funny at the same time
>That fat kid who would say he's in shape because he made the football team
>Those kids that would always smoke weed and run from the cops after school
>That kid that always dressed in black
>That kid who had an edgy meme account

>that kid who tried to be hipster
>that kid that was ZOMFGSOOrAnDOM OWO
>that kid who was gay and sassy and president of the Drama Club
>those Sadboi Poetry kids

>that anger issues kid punching a teacher and nobody saw again
>that one kid who wore sandals with 3 feet of snow outside
>that autismo kid who made milkshakes out of spam and it smelt like trash
>that retard kid who nearly pushed a car on someone in the autos class
>that obese kid who lost weight by smoking weed and drinking monster instead of eating
>that kid who snapchatted himself getting his cock sucked in the library
>that kid who was suspended for using school email messaging to call teacher autistic
>that kid who once snorted salt like a fucking dumbass on video

>that kid whos kept loudly saying "I jizzed in my pants" in the gym thinking it ment i peed my pants
>that kid who wrote a love letter to every girl in the class and the teacher took it and read it to us
> that kid who stuck his tongue out as far as possible every time he wrote something

>that one fucking kid who ate weird shit thinking it would make people like him

>that kid whos kept loudly saying "I jizzed in my pants" in the gym thinking it meant i peed my pants
So you're saying they pissed themselves multiple times?

>Those kids in first grade who'd flash their dicks at each other on the bus and thought it was funny

>that kid whos kept loudly saying "I jizzed in my pants" in the gym thinking it ment i peed my pants
what`? kids peed their pants in gym class?

ah fuck that was me

>that kid who thought he was cool by hot boxing the bathroom with his vape
>that kid who did nothing but read 24/7
>those kids who downloaded fps games on their phones and played them at lunch time
>that kid who played happy wheels on the school computer
>that kid who went into cmd and set passwords on all the school laptops
Was me

>That kid who when a Holocaust survivor came in and the teachers said "any questions?" replied with "what's 2+2?"
>Tfw that kid was me.

lmao.


did you really get holocaust survivors in school though?

>the kid who wore sweatpants to class and bonered while speaking in front of the class

We had one come in. He was doing an assembly and just before the assembly he was visiting each 8th grade class personally. Social Studies teacher's assistant was not happy with what I did, kek.

But his story was probably BS anyway. He was apparently "experimented on" in East Europe but couldn't remember what happened to him.

School district was working with ADL, Holocaust survivors, and all sorts of Jews to salvage the reputation it lost in a lawswuit over anti semetic bullying incidents.

> that loud gaggle of niggresses in at least one class

> That fat smelly kid who always sat alone.

>That science teacher who blamed "Assault Rifles" for mass shootings and bleached sugar on white supremacy
>That fat ass English teacher you always have at least once that tries to shove SJW politics into her worthless class
>That kid who was creepy as fuck but smart as hell at the same time
>That kid who gave clear signs of mental issues
>Those kids that almost got expelled for shouting "CODE RED, WE'RE GONNA SHOOT UP THE SCHOOL" in the bathroom
>That kid who sent gore memes and racist memes to cute girls on social media
>Tfw last kid is me :v)

New fear

>That kid whose voice cracked hard during a powerpoint presentation in front of entire class
>That special kid who sometimes wore a brown trench coat, fucked outta his way
>That kid making threats in the bathroom stall and cops were present for an entire day
>That kid who came to class high and the teacher found out fast after asking how his day was
>That kid who smeared yogurt all over the gym locker room during a three day weekend
>That spaghetti kid with the phone that went off during diplomas, full blast ringer
>That kid who farted quietly but you could smell it every time near them

>That Spanish teacher who always had beef with the most behaved kids
>That substitute everybody absolutely loved
>That kid who called a bitch substitute salty and got sent to the office
>That kid who wasn't there most of the year for shoving a teacher in the ass and calling her a cunt
>Those four foot tall ADHD kids who had stunted growth and maturity from their ADHD meds
>That kid who was obsessed with joining the military and saluted cashiers at stores
>That Jehovah Witness kid everybody would fuck with and would keep a list of names, supposedly three strikes meant he would "tell the principal" but it was obviously for some other shit
>That kid who would always scam people on Counter Strike

>that kid who always shit himself during class

>That overly-cheerful kid who you knew was hiding
something really fucked up
>That annoying asian kid straight off the boat who didn't know how to be respectful and had the most irritating accent
>That kid who was a utter dick but didn't understand why nobody liked him
>That kid who would tryhard in PE in hopes of impressing the ladies
>That kid who died
>That kid who would play the Nintendo DS all day with his goonie friends
>That kid who was totally invisible, he/she would blend into the class and would speak to nobody

>That wimpy gay kid who told the principal when he started shit online and got roasted for it

Why would someone do that multiple times?

>that kid who would nervously act out the role of looking for the homework that the teacher was collecting and would claim to have left it at home and just can't believe it even though he really just didn't do it
>that kid who shit in his pants during class
>that black kid who was always making beats on the desk and beatboxing in the hall
>that kid who was my best friend in elementary school

>>That kid who died

>that kid that never spoke English. somehow passing all his classes.

>That girl who got fingered while giving a handjob to a guy in the pool during a 7th grade field trip and is the reason the school can't do field trips there anymore

>That fat girl who would always sit out during gym class because she was morbidly obese

>that dipshit who blares his dollar store bluetooth speaker in the locker room
>that kid with an expensive speaker that plays it over the other guy
>that weird dude who you discover cut a hole in one of his pockets
>that weird cashier in the cafeteria whose breath smells like diarrhea but their line is always shorter

>that kid that only owns 3 pairs of sweatpants and wears nothing else
>that kid who still thinks his character backpack is cool
>that dude at lunch that always buys enough food for like 4 people but somehow isn't fat or broke.

>that kid who posted /r9k/ threads on Sup Forums
>that kid who was a frogposter
>that kid who was a faggot
>that kid who saged
>that kid who got his thread saged
>that faggot that bumped
>that kid who was op

>those kids who would clog the toilets by flushing their lunches down them
>that tard kid who threw literal shit at the math teacher after she wouldn't let him sleep
>those kids who role played at recess (me)

I think I did this shit also

once. a wrinkly jewish woman Eva Olson came in and made a big speech about her old family, how hate lead to what nazis did, etc. i wonder if she's still even around

>that one guy that's constantly bumming sodas off people at lunch but always has money for weed
>that kid that you're pretty sure masturbates under his jacket on the bus
>that kid that thinks he can freestyle rap but sounds like he's having a stroke

>That kid who knew everything about Columbine and the Nazis
>That secretly woke kid who worried the Social Studies teacher since he knew all the material already and couldn't be brainwashed with cultural marxism
>That kid who would find a way to piss off the PC teachers
>That weird kid that all the dumb kids called retarded/autistic

>that kid who was gay and sassy and president of the Drama Club

tbh I always kinda liked this kid. always friendly, even if a little annoying

>that kid who always got told to get out of the class by the teacher and would ague for 30 min

me.

ouch

>That kid who posted racist and fucked up memes online but never faced consequences because he had little to no black followers
Kek

nigga what

>that one kid who watched a video on youtube about the darkweb and thought he was a 1337 h4x0r
>that group of kids that circled jerked the same unfunny fart/dab tier jokes with eachother and called other kids unfunny

holy shit me. how the fuck is that so accurate

I had a crush on this petite blonde girl from the theater club that turned out to be a lesbian. Sucks too because I'd known her for a while and she told me she was into being dominated.

>that girl shoved anything up her pussy gluesticks, pencils, rubbers etc

>that black kid who slapped a girl's ass so hard it gave her bruising and then got the school sued

this

>Those small clubs of fucking dweebs who would organize social justice shit nobody cared about except the (((people running the school)))
>The anime club of pimple faced mentally autistic nerds who would make unfunny jokes like "same", were devoted to fandoms, and talked loud as fuck all the time
>Those tables of niggers who would screech like they were on national geographic at lunch
>That one tolerable chocolate-brown black kid who wore nice clothes, sang, and acted as white as fucking snow
>That kid who could read Russian
>That Ukrainian kid who could straight up speak Russian

>that kid that unscrewed the blade from his sharpener, then proceeded to slit his wrist in class, causing an ambulance and police to show up. And also causing a mental health assembly for the whole school

>those kids who had sex in the stairwell and are the reason why there are security cameras
>those kids who shat on the bathroom floors

>That kid who tried to fist the class pet

What was the pet?

>that kid, that fucking bastard kid who had friends.

>that kid who never seemed to hit puberty and was always playing mobile games

>That sociopath kid who lacked real empathy/sympathy, would pretend to feel it, and make jokes about fucked up situations right after they happened
>That same kid who wore a knee-length trench coat so people wouldn't fuck with him

>those couples that were uncomfortably affectionate between classes (I did this)
>the weird envious girls that would squeal whenever their friend's boyfriend ate lunch with them
>that guy that punched out a nerd for trying to ask the guy's girlfriend for some notes he missed.

>that kid who never seemed to hit puberty and also played mobile games all the time

>that kid who was almost caught lighting smokes on the bus
>that black special kid who was nearly 7 feet tall, 300 pounds, retard strength
>that kid who's been drunk/hungeover in class (me but not caught)
>that kid which got phone taken bc triggered teacher, kid said it was because he was jewish out loud
>that kid befriending tens in the senior year because he was usually lonely at lunch
>that kid knocking down trash bins in a nearby neighborhood with his car
>that kid always writing his shitty gang tag or something in stalls

>that kid who thought he was cool by hot boxing the bathroom with his vape
If you're over 18, when you were a kid there shouldn't have been any vapes.
>those kids who downloaded fps games on their phones and played them at lunch time
If you're over 18, when you were a kid no one should have had phones, let alone smart phones.
>that kid who played happy wheels on the school computer
Idk what that even is.
>that kid who went into cmd and set passwords on all the school laptops
LAPTOPS at school? Jesus kid.

It was a Dog

>tfw I had undiagnosed lactose intolerance and was forced to shit myself because I couldn't leave the standardized testing
Threw my boxers in the trash can, sprayed axe on my jeans and cleaned as best as I could. Ah freshman year glad I never got found out.

I was that sociopath kid.
My house burnt down and my parents perished in the fire., and I came to school, and someone walked up to me and said "Yo mama so fat-" and I cut them off and said "Nope. My moms really been Burning the calories"

could have graduated in the last few years

OH LAWD

>mfw I asked someone who the fuck didn't show up to graduation and it was a chair for dead grill.

WHY ARE YOU ALL SO YOUNG

>that kid that always had his(?) hair covering his(?) entire face(4 years mfw no face)
>that kid who tried to punch some nerd but instead nerd ducked and a teacher got punched
>that kid who got caught jerking off in class
>that kid that stood on a desk in the middle of class and dropped a deuce on the carpet
>that kid who was always so baked
>that kid who always tried to sell weed in the bathrooms

Then the niggas still a kid.

lol what did he say

>ree you're not as old as I am. My generation was better.
Shut the fuck up old man

I had a teacher ask us if our parents had been divorced more than two times and I asked her if death counted as divorce. My step dad died kek.

>Be kid
>Talk about being a kid
Dank fucking life.
Kill yourself gen z shit skin.

>that kid who smelt like feces and always wore a fedora
>that kid who got caught with a cigar pack in grade 7

He more or less just walked away, He laughed awkwardly and I earned the "award" of having the darkest sense of humor in the school. I was kind of proud of it.

fuck, grade school was so fucking easy

>that kid that brought alcohol to school
>that weird white kid who always whispered to himself in the hall
>that kid that watched kids shows even though he was 17
>that kid that watched fucking ponies and wouldn't stop talking about mlp
>that kid that spassed out all the time
>that kid that told everyone countless times he was going to shoot up the school until he got expelled
>that hypocrite kid who snitched on everyone doing illegal shit only to be caught doing it himself
>that one kid who fapped in the bathroom every day
I can go on and on but I dont want to

>That cool girl who got anorexia and never came back.
The girl I loved, and learned to forget surprisingly fast.

>the kid that also browsed the chan in hs and you became friends because of memes
Ironically one of my best friends still. I wonder if Sup Forums influenced my development.

no joke, yes

that kid that had a seizure in gym class died instantly in like 3rd grade i remember that shit

i miss that kid

Farts are still funny faggot

>>that one kid who fapped in the bathroom every day
Was me

>that kid that bought alcohol to school.

Me.... I used to sell it on Fridays for the weekend

>the chan

Oh, I once went on Chad's gmail account and sent fetish porn to all the class, stating that it was a "Social Experiment". Those were the days.

>that kid who farted and the retarded science teacher thought there was a gas leak