ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume II

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>Man with posh English accent wears his hair in a pony tail
>Someone gets stabbed with an unusual object
>Annoying ginger girl has bad credit
>But here's some salt water

Describes two very different movies released within one year of one another. One literally, one figuratively. List both if you're the fucking man.

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>Terminally ill malaria patient is played by surprisingly robust American actor
>People shoot at the enemy with a chain gun. They just don't realize which enemy it is.

>A young goose hates da joos
>Swastika.jpg
>But he knows not to eat chicken with milk
>Also, the fag from Titanic wears a nice wig

Here's one that stumped everyone for ages despite being a famous movie.

>Fraternal siblings perform their duty as hoc proctologists
>Glaring misnomer regarding the color of a main character's hair
>A main character, as in one of several; not THE main character

>part 498
>zombies
>turnst out every fucking thin is a clone
>some are not clone maybe but spider is in control
>wtf is happening
>cool sunglasses guy helps (not really though

From previous one. Hint: its not american psycho

I'm gonna try one of mine that no one got previously.

>retard
>has steady job
>meets computer nerd
>becomes murderer

>guy obsesses over body fluids and kills a bunch of people

menace 2 society

>Woman unknowingly helps beaner get revenge.

>small jew goes to prison and teaches spics and niggers how to dance

aladdin

Instructions pasta for newfags. Don't bother responding "get a life, faggot." No one cares.

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A bad movie description is one that is literally true even if it is vague, hyperbolic or even playfully misleading. There is a difference between a bad description and one that is awful or simply inaccurate. One key distinction is that a properly worded bad description teases the reader's brain but only accurately describes one movie in particular. Conversely, an awful description is vague to the point of describing dozens or even hundreds of movies while never pointing to any one in particular. Lastly, an inaccurate description is simply flat out lying about happened, effectively creating your own retarded version of the film that no one else watched.

Here is a bad description of American Psycho
>An up and coming investment banker dines in various trendy restaurants with colleagues

Here is an awful description of the same movie
>A guy does some stuff with people. Also, some other guy does something.

Here is an inaccurate description
>A guy gets dumped by his girlfriend, then some other office clerk down the hall stabs someone. Also, lmao Russians!

See the difference?

Also, if someone takes the time to guess at your movie, have the courtesy to respond, even if they get it wrong. And you especially owe it to them to respond when they get it right. Otherwise we're all just answering riddles with no answer.

I thought this would be an easy one. Guess not I'll give an update.
>Clue 1 I make freaks but he just uses his brother.
>Clue 2 I'll give away a hot girlfriend to boost my ego.

> some brothers decide to clean up new York
> dad is kidnapped
> friend kills the King pin (or at least tries)

No Country For Old Men

>still stuck on OH
>i'm swagger as fuck, 90s hair and hell of a fruit booter
>show is gone, parents came home from australia due to illness
>they shipped my sweet blades to oh
>snow gone, can now skate like california surfer boy in oh
>meet jock's sister, hit it off, jock hates me
>will show them up, devil's backbone

Unsolved

M1
>dicknosed freak kidnaps banker and friends
>a ghostbuster and a mog
>mutant junkyard twins

M2
>kid changes the world while a gay rapist fucks his mom
>jesus is a bum
>kid gets stabbed


M3
>avarice gives teen unwanted sex change
>becomes janitor
>i want my body back

>We're not cowboys
>let's herd some cattle!
>oh no, the cowboy is dead!
>we rustled them cattle anyway!

>funny man is sad cause flaky girlfriend forgot him.
>funny sad man becomes happy cause he forgets girlfriend.
>frodo baggins appears.
>meeting on trains to start it all over again.

unsolved from last thread

>genetic experiment murders scientists
>recruited by mob boss
>murders mob boss
>whatnow.gif
>murder superpowered autistic fetus
>steal everyone's pets
>genocide the human race
>surely master plan won't be thwarted by feels

Any vampire movie.

The Matrix (if zombies is figurative)

Brazil

One of the City slicker movies.

No

>beaner
>Aladdin
Wut

Literally any vampire movie.

it's actual zombies

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

City Slickers

Dr. Strangelove?

This one is driving me nuts.

Sorry....no

Boondock Saints

I realize it was Boston, not ny, but maybe you forgot which city it was

It's not a vampire movie

I thought this would be an easy one. Guess not I'll give an update.
>Clue 1 I make freaks but he just uses his brother.
>Clue 2 I'll give away a hot girlfriend to boost my ego.
> Clue 2 I'll give away my girlfriend just to know.
Now you fags should get it.

>so this dude is a faggot
>likes this edgy sjw girl
>has to deal with a lot of ex boyfriend/girlfriend bullshit
>nobody fucking knows what the moral of the story is
>the dude dies and somehow still manages to win the girl

Quads of frustration

dad isn't kidnapped in boondocks...

You got quads, so here is a hint. Friend wears a hockey mask. Not a horror.

Scott pilgrim

Yes, thank you for not assuming it was a vampire movie

>grandpa goes to sea for three days and comes back with swordfish bones tied to boat.

This

>nigger drops beer
should be easy

Its one of the TMNT movies, right?

Boon dock Saints was already guessed and denied.

TMNT

The Old Man and the Sea

Adolescent reptile samurais!!!

>you would think it's a family friendly adventure
>nope.jpg
>turns out nothing is as it should be
>something about a different evolution that dinosaurs are humans now
>gun makes people monkies
>crystal is also portal i have no idea

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World?

not my post, but that's a good guess

Yes.

yep

Any takers?

Django Unchained
Menace II Society

Only movies about niggers I can think of

Fuck me, it's tmnt..

Yes.

yes

Mario brothers

Theodore Rex?

>guys do stupid shit
>it made them cult heroes to a bunch of faggy teenagers in the early 2000s

Kek y'all suck.
Another clue
> Clue 3 into the door and boom I'm over here.

>old guy, older guy, and loli
This one is mega easy

LOL yup. Did I get you?

>every fucking day is the same
>can't escape
>learn to play the piano just to get laid

Jackass

No. WTF?

A Fistful of Dollars
For a Few Dollars More
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

M2 is Superman Returns or some other Spacey movie.

Correct.

>fast car and bats.
>brass tacks and apes.
>white rabbit.

Groundhog Day

Super Mario Bros

2nd one, congrts

Jackass.

Ground hog day

Good one, you had me guessing for a while.

Groundhog Day

M2 ---- pay it forward

Groundhogs Day

ye

ITT: no weebs

You got me.

>manlet has a rich dad
>his father got rich doing ome shit in the past, comes back to bite him in the ass
>manlet accidentally throws guy into volcano

>M2 is Superman Returns or some other Spacey movie.

But which one?

>man is hired to kill someone
>joins a boat crew
>insanity
>horror

What's a weeb?

Yes

Apoclypse Now

No idea what the film is, but it sounds great and now I wanna watch it.

>2 gangs of niggers fight
>man turns off his computer
>gets old and dies

Pretty sure this went unanswered last thread

>nigger and cuck remake famous movies

yes

So you're saying it's an anime?

Fuck off, weebshit.

Lord of the Rings?
If so, Bilbo isn't Frodo's father. He's an uncle or second cousin or some shit.

yep

Be Kind, Rewind

Correct

Go away.

Unsolved

M1
>dicknosed freak kidnaps banker and friends
>a ghostbuster and a mog
>mutant junkyard twins


M2
>avarice gives teen unwanted sex change
>becomes janitor
>i want my body back

Anime movies are still movies