ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume III

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From last thread in case it dies
>not quite a retard runs a bar
>finds dog
>dates girl
>kills her ex
>walks dog

Migration comlete

One
>Terminally ill malaria patient is played by surprisingly robust American actor
>People shoot at the enemy with a chain gun. They just don't realize which enemy it is.

Two
>A young goose hates da joos
>Swastika.jpg
>But he knows not to eat chicken with milk
>Also, the fag from Titanic wears a nice wig

Three
>Nigger takes a white man's cock into one of his orifices off camera
>John McClane is pissed the fuck off
>That white guy doesn't have a sign out front that says "Dead nigger storage"
>And this probably isn't the movie you're thinking of.

The Drop

>fast car and bats.
>brass tacks and apes.
>white rabbit.

>a guy impregnates herself as himself

>ugly
>thanks, Dozer
>these things are a drag
>basically r9k: The Movie

> opening scene about a failed gay suicide
> teenager has his life dream ruined
> geriatric heroin overdose
> underage stripping
> I swear it's a comedy

>old guy, older guy, loli
>Johnny Cash
One more hint cuz new thread
>Loli is technically old guys kid

I will be amazed if anyone gets this

>be jew
>be born in a communist society
>fuckthat.gif
>escapes
>steals girl from some cunt despite anatomical difficulties
>sues the human race

>One
The Believer

>two
The believer?

Make that
>Two

I only found the answer by using Google/Wikipedia. The movie isn't even out yet fag.

Subwaywatching with Poon McShmegma

I think you meant two, but it's okay, math is hard.

>The believer?
Correct!

What?

Not true, the movie is actually pretty recent

Aight it got solved, new one

>Be cop
>dealing with rioters
>group that riots starts doing terrorist shit
>can't shoot teenager even though she has a bomb
>do mental test
>date girl
>fall in love
>turns out she's a terrorist
>shoot her

Logan

He meant Trainspotting you mong

Still unsolved.

>forever alone
>Live like Irish man
>Harry Dunn's in charge

is obviously Logan

>woman unwittingly helps beaner get revenge

Children of men?

Well, that's wrong.

Here's one that stumped everyone for ages despite being a famous movie.

>Fraternal siblings perform their duty as hoc proctologists
>Glaring misnomer regarding the color of a main character's hair
>A main character, as in one of several; not THE main character

>girl is good
>makes friends with slut
>girl is bad
>shake it don't break it bitch

>where ma son go
>glub glub

Trainspotting.

CORRECT! I thought my first hint was enough, but I guess not

Thirteen

Give us more hints. No one is getting this.

Finding Memeo

Goddamn it, you keep posting that, and nobody gets it. Just answer it already

The newest borat dudes movie.

Nemis

13

Still wrong

You're correct, but apparently the first hint wasn't enough for everyone. I had to add in two more just to make it obvious.

thirteen, yep

The Good Son (if glub glub refers to the bathtub drowning).
or
Finding Nemo

>5 friends resuscitate dead friend with lego
>dead friend mad
>6 friends save the world

Good luck faggots

Don't tell me. Tell the other guy

>badass warriors
>protect spies and asshole boss
>no help from home because politics
>alamo
>rip brother

It was for me, just got here

>painting
>I wanna be a trap now

Two is inglorious bastards

I know. I keep expecting people to fucking get it! It's so obvious. Alright, I'll post the answer when we get to 250 posts.

Nah, older.

>guy gets hit by car
>people talk
>it was all a dream?
you may get motion sickness

Bengazi

inception

The Brothers Grimsby

Thirteen Hours

>be winy little shit
>also magic
>bitch and moan for 2 hours
>act like sexual predictor
>murder a village
>get the girl anyway

Man, I want to go to bed...
Don't want to wait around for another hour.

Nope

Good job, too many fucking idiots in the past threads

Fuck you. Bee movie.

You are correct

>Aspiring animator jerks off horse & elephant.

The peanuts movie

freddy got fingered

>man hunts down particular group of people, but a woman from this group causes him to think about what he's doing
>atari

War would be fun they said. Bogs are disgusting. Only evil people would abandon grandma.

>weird ass ayy lmaos
>die
>die
>die
>die
>die
>o look i didnt die
>roll credits

Nope, think something more memeable. Everyone has definitely at least heard of it

Blade runner.

Yes

>brunette sends distress message
>2 guys & 1 hairy one come go rescue from black guy.

1
>Cops are fired from being cops so they become cops
2
>Kevin Bacon goes fishing in the desert
3
>A group of children are forced to band together and survive a densely vegitated area full of giant creaturs until their scientist father can locate them and save them

Dude you need to quit this shit. The movie that fits your description would be
imdb.com/title/tt5742374/ this . Look at like third pic, check out Wikipedia pic too. It perfectly fits the first line.
Look at the cast, it has "Johnny cash" in it. Logan doesn't have no fucking Johnny cash at least not anywhere near the top of the credits.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

>Man fucks woman in hip
This one should be easy

Some guy already said Bee Movie.

I thought this would be easy.
Alright, more hints:
> Can't stop the car
> Steal a dead body

Attack of the Clones

Yup

Predestination

It was The Believer. Already solved by >Man, I want to go to bed...
>Don't want to wait around for another hour.
Alright, fuck it. I'll spell it out. If you don't get it anyway, you suck at this game (or you've just never seen the movie, despite it being a super famous movie that gets posted every single thread and was nominated for seven oscars).

The fraternal siblings are "Sisters"
The guy is named after his hair color which he doesn't have. Because you don't see a lot of black guys with that hair color.

Freddy Got Fingered

Teenager gets pregnant
Offers child for adoption
adoptive parents split before child is born

The trailer, you retard.

Quit trying to act like you're right when you weren't

Correct sir!

2 tremors
3 honey I shrunk the kids

Consider me impressed

Johnny Cash isn't really an actor. When you refer to him, you generally mean his music is heavily utilized in the film.

War of the worlds?

The Room

2. White Water Summer

3. Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Vanilla Sky?

Did you mean the first one or 2049?

Yep

Justice League?

>boom boom boom
>bwaghhhh

Juno? I dunno. This is one of those guesses based on a trailer.

nope its a more recent movie

Lego Movie

yup

2nd set of hints
>Token black football player
>villain collects legos
>legos impossible to separate

star wars 77

That link isn't working for me. I only said Johnny Cash because "Hurt" was used VERY HEAVILY in Logan's marketing campaign (i.e., trailers), and another song by him was in the end credits. Did you even see Logan?