Would you bang Wiona Ryder?

Would you bang Wiona Ryder?

god yes

Sure. Would've banged her in 1988 and my opinion hasn't changed since.

Of course.

yesh

...before some smartass announces that she was 17 in 1988.... I was 16 and fuck you.

all day and all of the night

Yeah whatever fucking pedo fuck out

of course

I don't have the drug connections to entertain her.

without any doubt

Do you have rope and a willingness to cross social boundaries?

Yea, at her place, so she doesn't steal my shit.

old ass piece of shit

reeeeeeeeeeee

>implying there are people who haven't yet banged Winona Ryder

respect your elders, boy

not into kleptokikes

Get off my lawn.

Would she out me as some rapist once I stopped loving her??

It'd be kinda funny if OP was Winona Ryder, just hoping for a little ego boost.

Oven dodger

Yes. Her crazy character in stranger things is super sexy. I prefer that to her "real" self.

ihave wanted tof uck her eward sciccor hand, id give anything to slam her pudding

100%

If Conor Oberst can bang her, I believe most guys on this site have a fair shot....and yes, i'd bang her in a heartbeat. Yesterday, today and tomorrow.

why are you asking stupid questions?

Hell yeah

cause it's /b?

Ancient pic. And no. She has stds.

My buddy banged her. She was drunk atba bar by herself and wanted to fuck so he helped her out , allegedly. Circa 2004

I wonder how often this actually happens. Celebrities must crave that normie dick.

Ellie Goulding always struck me as someone who would get drunk enough to fuck a random at the bar.

Yes..

Well I've seen/read more than a few stories about a celebrity sitting all by herself at the bar because nobody has the stones to approach her since she's famous, then one night some dude actually does and they hit it off and have a fun night. They have said it can be lonely when everyone is too intimidated to talk to them.

So you're telling me there's a chance....

Yup. It's extremely unlikely but it is greater than zero so it's something.

Shoplifting turns me on

Conor Oberst is a genius, most anons around here are losers like yourself. No chance to dance

Is English your second language?

Im not into oven dodgers

Keked. Perfect opportunity

Winona circa Edward Scissorhands: FUCK YEAH
Circa Mr. Deeds: Less emphatic but definitely a yes.
Now: I dunno. She's old and kinda crazy. It'd probably still hit it just to say I did but she's honestly a little batty and you don't want to stick your dick in crazy.

Using an iPhone too huh

i wish she was my mother

Is turn her from winona to muh dick ryder. She’ll be looking for my nut in the upsidown if yaknowwadaimean.

>female
Check

>no butterface
Check

>nice tits
Check

That's three for three. Must bang.

after securing my wallet yes. also need to be careful not to hurt myself on her bony body

Instanfuckingtaneously

wew so hot. many mom jeans.

are her leaks real? i always thought she has A cup titties max. if leakes were real she has quite nice tittons pic related gives the impression she actually has nice tittons

retarded question.. of course user would

you'd have to be a faggot to not bang Winona

she has no tits

oldest guy on Sup Forums. how the hell did you find this place?

definitley no tits

His son left the laptop open

That's Keira Knightley you faggot

This is kiera knightly
And this is Natalie Portman retard

I think she was her hottest in Mr deeds

yes but mostly when she was in beetle juice

looking all the same

you know your flat chested women well

oh shut up nigger