More like this?

More like this?
Even better if gif!

That matches my interests. So have free tits and a bumo

Gross nails

Those ARE some dirty ass nails!

Damn those nails are infecting her with aids

yeah get a job, or go outside, it happens to men

Men also know how to shower or wash their hands

bump for interest

Lurking

B.but .. why... You have a real...

That's the point. Using the fake hole over hers.

And of course her cunt will be extremely stretched.
The whole interweave seams not to have any related pictures

good for some nasty roastie...avoid disease & preg.

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K. Helping you out

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this is actually a good idea. better than a condome

god damn those dirty fucking finger nails. holy shit man, am I the only one who cleans the nails out? fuck disgusting.

Think I found my new fetish

Well if she offered you the pussy and your nails were dirty would you say no and go cleaning your nails instead

GENTLEMEN WE ARE CLEARLY MISSING THE POINT OF THIS THREAD.

yes I do that regularly with my gf, use bar soap, dig the nails into the soap it helps make it easier, use other nails to clean the gunk out.

apologies. go on user
keep postin

was thinking exactly the same thing. Wonder if this would qualify as prostitution if a girl was charging to allow people to "fuck" them like this.

sex with condom is prostitution so yes. probably even if she came over, had mental imaginary sex with you and charge you it would be prostitution

fucking cops and their bullshit laws. cops need to start designing laws that make people happy, they take away our drugs and sex fuck them

what exactly would you call this ? what do i google to find porn of it

Well but I am out off more stuff. You anons should spread out through the interweave for research purposes

This. And I approve.

If i could convince my gf to do it ... but I don't own one of those fake pussy thingies and can't afford it anyway otherwise I'd post loads of oc. I don't think she'd go for it, shes not loose enough.

Yeah same problem here. We can't fit it in

I'd call it hot.

surprised the is no court accepted definition of "sexual conduct" and no lawyer has taken this to the supreme court. What one person defines as sex some may not its just a really gray area to me.

Girls need things to aspire towards. Convince her for science or whatever

clean your fucking nails you disgusting piece of human filth

Found another one.

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Well I wouldn't have shit behind my nails in the first place

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Nah lad, I think that OP meant shit that is more like this.

force it in, that pussy looks wrecked already, who gives fuck cocksucka

it must need to be modified, shaved down smaller or something. all that ribbage takes up space

Is this to help you transition from fake pussy to real pussy?

>oh user i'm so fucking horny right now
>my pussy is so wet
>i want you to tie me to the bed and I'll let you do whatever you want to me
>fucking take me right now user
>j-just a minute I must go to the bathroom and clean my nails
Your girlfriends pussy must be dry as a fucking desert

perfect anti-rape-pregnancy solution

But where are her arms

That fucking file name.

she actually finds it sexy that I care enough and don't want to contaminate her pussy with germs. girls love caring guys, makes her really horny. she just plays with herself until I get back.

That's not my girl bro

oh my god those nails are disgusting.

stop wiping your ass without toilet paper?

no shit

>she loves my nail hygiene
>girls love caring guys
>makes her really horny that I clean my nails
I'm going to go all out here and say you've never actually been with a woman user

nice thumbnail retard.

feel free to dream up whatever fantasy you want. I know you're only trolling to get pics
>Wait user, believe me, look my pics! look see

then you'd want time stamp
>Oh look time stamp for you with my dick in her pussy

then you'd dox me. no thanks.

What?

what kind of peasant gets dirt under their nails.

As this fine gentleman stated: nobody here claims to have done these heavenly send new fetish before. And all Bros should get the fuck out and discover new pictures at the interweave. No go my brethren and search onwards

Wearing the legs like sleeves dipshit duh

>I know you're only trolling to get pics

M'8 I've long since established that you don't have a girlfriend by the way you talk if I wanted pictures of your girlfriend I'd look at pictures of bigfoot because much like her he isn't real either
>use pictures to dox you
I smell a newfag

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