HELP ME /B I I got rlly horny and blind folded myself to jerk off I had to get up to get something and I walked into a...

HELP ME /B I I got rlly horny and blind folded myself to jerk off I had to get up to get something and I walked into a corner of a wall with my boner and I have phimosis it ripped my head out almost like a self circumsision I'm sweating like crazy and I'm scared help pls what should I do

Does anyone now how to make this wound heal it has pretty badly split the skin I dont wanna go to the hospital or doctor for it I cant afford it...

>be retard
>fap
>rip top of penis off
>post on Sup Forums
Go to the hospital, retard.

cannot afford it

amputate remaining penis

Better pics? Need to see the wound to know what to do.

looks like AIDS to me

Post more pics.

Gratz user you don't have phimosis anymore

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then do the world favor and cut off the rest of your pathetic ugly dick then shoot yourself.

why do you have phimosis? Handling that is a ridiculously simple procedure.

I was too scared to go to my doctor I'm an idiot I know

Jesus fucking christ see a doctor. Find the money.

By the looks of it youre going to need stiches. Sorry op. Either bite the bullet and do it yourself or go to the ER

I'm fairly certain there is nothing you *can* do but go to the doctor, OP. You need stitches in your dickses. o -O

COudlnt I just dry the wound and disinfect and wrap it properly every day and it will heal?

It looks like your dick got a severe beating but I don't think you're in any real danger. If you ripped the ''string'' or whatever to the foreskin you're still good to go but the toughest part for your dick to heal is to not get an erection or rub one off for the next 6 weeks. Not even joking about that.

If it hurts while you pee or you're peeing blood go see a fucking doctor or go to the hospital. If it starts to hurt more or you're getting an infection: go to the fucking hospital. If it gets any worse at all: just fucking go to the hospital and figure out the rest later.

Either way, you could say you had a boner and ran into the wall and leave out the blindfold shit etc. if you have to talk to your parents for money to the hospital or something like that.

Take care of your dick, user. You only get one.

Thanks for your advice :)

One thing for sure is youre not going to be able to fap for a goooood while.

dude.. you're talking about the most important part of your body, and likely your favourite part

you better have left already to go to the doctor.. deal with money later.. i'd take a loan if i had to for my penis... fuck.. i'd kill somebody for my penis to survive

I know :( boners are going to fucking hurt

Oh shit you're going to die.

You could also call the hospital and hear what you should do. It's 100% confidential so nothing to worry about there. I would advice doing that instead of listening to me or anyone else here tbh.

No, you got to do your absolute best to not get them at fucking all. It'll fuck up the healing process.

Call the broken boners foundation, they will help fund you penis repair

You can but some salve and a bandage on it and just let it heal - but it's gonna leave a scar and you will need it fixed sooner or later. Also you shouldn't touch yourself for 2+ weeks (it will prolong the healing process)

>2+ Weeks
No, fuck that, 2 weeks is how long it takes a bad scab to heal. OP's dick looks like it's been apple cored. That's at least 2 months
just to be in acceptable conditions

Let me tell you something:

You will regret not going to see a professional your entire fucking life.

This will, if not threated right, fuck your dicklet up. You have so much time on earth left, and you decide to say 'yeah fuck my dick'

I couldn't care less about you, but srsly, i had something similar a few years ago, and didnt see a doctor, worst decision in my life until now. And if it gets worse you still have to go to a hosptal, with even longer bedtime i guess... really think about what you are doing to your dick m8

Look , I can't exactly see what gone on in your two [2] pics - perhaps really split your foreskin on each side?
- but it looks like you totally cured your phimosis!
So ; retract , and wash the whole thing well in a recommended mix of antiseptic with water - and I wouldn't even wrap it dude - just let it dry and put on clean underwear and re-wash with new underwear twice a day.
If you don't have proper antiseptic then use lots of salt in warm water.
What you've done there they probably wouldn't stitch due to the shape and flexibility of the skin layers.
IF anything is not just 'staying put' once you wash then you could apply crepe paper surgical tape [it's flexible and thin and it adheres very well] - it costs about $4 at a chemist or supermarket.
In five days You'll be right as rain.

Just put some icecream on it and eat eggs

you can try, i think you will know by tomorrow if it is infected (varm and swollen). Clean it very well, use some sort of alcohold, it is going to hurt like crazy. If it does get infected, go to a hospital and get fixed. Good luck dude :(

holy fuck dude so many wins tonight

OP, lather that shit in Antibiotic ointment and post results

When I was a kid I had a chicken pox sore that healed on my dick and it fused my foreskin to my cock. One day I jerked off and it ripped. Turning me into a normal boy. Perhaps something similar has happened to you?

Clean it with water, carefully.
Change your underwear to eliminate the chances of infection.
Get to a car and go see a doctor.

Is OP kill? I fucking hope he went to a hospital.

Im still here its not as bad as it looked not too much blood dried it out and called the hospital helpline they said to keep it dry and bandage it I cleaned it with antiseptic so it should hopefully heal

>blind folded

How do you fap without looking at porn.

I was gonna use my vibrating tooth brush to make me cum

That's just silly!