"I fucking rose from the dead, and you fuckers still don't believe me."

"I fucking rose from the dead, and you fuckers still don't believe me."

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Who is rose? You sick necrophiliac.

"I'm rose; the fucking Rose of Sharon, bitch!"

Good doggo

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Check'd and kek'd

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How does one say "fucking" in Aramaic?

Well you did it a really really long time ago, and you haven't even dropped us a text in the last thousand years. You've probably just went and died for real this time.

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lolwut?
When did Jesus become a redneck dirty dancer from the 1980's?

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When did he start doing heroin? (anybody got that one?)

"What about my nigga, Muhammad? Peace be upon him, G."

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Dude, Muhammad had no chill. We not cool, knowamysayin?

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How about Saladin?

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"What if he actually rose from the dead, but still so many people doesn't believe that he did, and call him a loser, so he can come back and everyone will see him, as a winrar."

that's Ali, not Mo

Pope Urban II was a good friend of my father's and he's helped me through a lot of hard times. I can't hang with Saladin. I hear he parties hard, though.

All them gets ITT

Need proof,now stop being a very naughty boy.

what about Saladout

Start fucking sinning then!
He won't die in vain again

Pics or it didn't happen.

is this the worlds most famous arab?

Delet this.

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>Start
Dude, it has begun like thousands years ago, and NOW you tell me to start?

You've got four accounts regularly available in any book-store.

>what it's like falling in love at band camp

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That's the problem with the digital age,Also if God could help us out a bit with time travel,we could time stamp it?

No; that goes to either Saddam Hussein or Asama Bin Laden.

Crusaders always ruining someone else's fun.

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more like his crazy disciples stole the body

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I don't get Jesus at all
Has the power cosmic and the universe at his fingertips
>never learns to read or write
>never cures a single disease
>doesn't turn the whips into smoke or nails into mercury
>supposedly rises from the dead, but immediately has to go

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I think the Anno Domini timeline gives you a good idea of when Jesus was crucified.

Four accounts,what a delicious irony,Knowledge is based on experience,belief is based on not knowing.

nah man, niggers in africa never heard of asama. they have heard of jesus the arab tho

Crazy disciples who weren't shit until Jesus showed up with holes in his hands.

Glorious!

I approve.

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Still Speculating!
If it's not your experience it's not your reality.

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Dude, you have a clock across the globe. Learn the fucking time, so you can pass it. The line crossing pyramid is set for 7t cycle. It passes now.

That's not even an argument.

No jeebus left, need laptop!
Have some shit instead

Hold your horse's,no such thing as time travel,only open minded scepticism.

You weren't supposed to contradict Torah, my boy.

We were explicitly warned of people who seemed like prophets but contradicted Torah.

We're travelling it all the time, within the past, meanwhile in present, and will in the future.
Would you mind considering this?

How can you convince someone,something is real if you don't have the data/evidence to show it

Maaaaaaagic

Because they have this idea of faith without evidence being virtuous.
Basically they commend each other for holding a belief without proof.

I can tell by your post that it's a very heart felt subject for you,of which I respect,I will consider it on those grounds.

Digital physics?

good point.

>newfags cannot into triforce
heart+soul+mind=hsm

He
Shall
Move

It was link to the key to pass the test and travel in the time

>Do you even Zelda

It's like the fourth dimension: I can't physically show you evidence because we, as third dimensional beings, cannot see the fourth dimension. But it's still there.

Yassssssss!
Magical, isn't it?

You can't physically show me, but there is evidence for it existing.
The only evidence we have for god(s) is stories made up by people trying to explain the world around them with limited knowledge.
I'm not against the idea of a god existing, I just won't believe it before I see concrete proof of it.

Slow down your making me dizzy.

I'm all for scientific metaphors,as a helpful tool for forming ideas...BUT.

KEK.....have another YOU,as well.

> "I fucking rose from the dead, and you fuckers still don't believe me."

You didn't, so of course I don't.

Looks like the God squads run out of steam,or busy praying?

Fight you cowards

Thank you Good Sir.

Im est Magus

Resurrect yourselfs

>4:44 Marana Tha

>yourselfs?
Anyway, working on it!

Im est pacman

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Oh er...good man

kek, holy shit

2pac man
Log-in

Are these ingredients?

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Re: c*i=p(e)

I see its the believe code.

"I see I'm very popular around here..."

what took YOU,so long.

You have four Gospels. What more do you want? That would be sufficient evidence in a court of law were witness testimonies being considered.

Checked. It means, that if you see the whole spectrum of the cycle (matter of time), then if you can achieve the speed of light, times beyond the set of real numbers equals to perspective of our consciousness times enigma of your life.

"I returned, but was soon turned to stone. Please send help."

Sure, I've also got the Bhagavad Gita, Snorri Sturluson's eddas, greek and roman mythology, native american shamanist stories and so on.
How do you determine which one is the true story?

That most court of laws are convinced of it,but not Tom and jerry says it all.