Srsly guys

Srsly guys,
where is all the rule 34 of Maz Kanata?
I've looked everywhere and I've found nothing...

Specifically her asshole.

because star wars doesn't exist.

Jesus E.T didnt age well

I disagree.

>"Specifically her asshole."
why i still come to this site

Just shoop her eyes away and there you go, two assholes

Those aren't assholes?!

You really wanna fuck that ET looking thing?

that fucking cgi bullshit stuck out like a sore thumb and took me right out if the film. But it wouldnt be star wars if they didn’t do something good and then vomit shit all over it.

>emasculating darth vader for 30 years
>letting george lucas have creative control
>slapping animated cartoons all over everything
>bullshit unecessary explanations
>destroying the entire concept of the force
>flushing han solo down a drain
>throwing luke skywalker out the window
>star wars as a vehicle for identity politics

That's fucking disgusting.

Who wouldn't?!

Well I for one wouldn't.

Stay on topic.

honestly, its no worse than any other sci fi movie or series

but i think thats the trouble. those first three films made it seem like it wasnt going to be shit. but of course, there is no escaping the universal maxim of entropy, that everything goes to shit eventually.

You sick fuck.

I'm sorry man, I tend to be attracted to humans and not nut sack looking aliens.

Racist fuck. This is why America is suffering, you're only attracted to your own race.

The human race?
Yes I've been attracted to humans of every hue and creed out there. But I've yet to meet an alien I wanted to fuck, but then again I've never actually met an alien yet.

Just because they're illegal aliens doesn't mean they're not attractive. Get out of your basement and out in the world and you'll meet some.

When did I ever say I wouldn't fuck an attractive illegal alien?
As I said I've felt attracted to humans of all colors and creeds, I just haven't met an attractive extraterrestrial yet.

Now that I've called you out you say that. Stop backpedaling, racist.

Anyway, any luck on finding Maz' azz?

Hah you're funny.
I said humans are attractive to me, that includes all colors.
Then I said humans of every hue and creed, still including all colors.
Then I told you I'd fuck an attractive illegal alien(still human).
I've only ever said that I haven't met a sexy extraterrestrial yet, but then again I've never met an actual alien from another planet, so I don't know whether I'd fuck 'em or not yet.
You're just trying to make me feel shame for not joining your fetish.

You should feel shame, xenophilia is the one true orientation.

she gets the burlusconi treatment

There can be only one?
That's rather Highlanderist of you.

It's better to burn out than to fade away.

I dunno man, if everyone I ever loved died while I kept going on, I'd be one lonely and sad sob.
Also the idea of having to kill every time I met a countryman sounds sucky to me.

suck my scottish alien dick

I really like that actor, his villain roles are so good.

Gotta love Clancy fucking Brown

His role in Carnivale is pure artistry.
I mean if I ever met him in real life, I'd feel anxious on the off chance that he actually is a villain.