not the same OP that did this a while ago, he's probably an hero by now, but let's try this out.
>year is 201 4E
roll 1 - take 1 hold
dubs - take 2 holds
trips - take 4 holds
quads - annex province
quints - annex faction
anything over quints - annex bordering faction with numidium
roll
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rolllin
roll for stormcloacks
Stormcloacks take Whiterun!
stormcloacks take falkreath
The Stormcloack armies proceed to take Falkreath!!
roll for hammerfell
stormcloacks take the rest of skyrim
re roll
OP THOSE ARE FUCKING DUBS, SKYRIM SHOULD, THEY ARE WORTH 4 PROVINCES
oh shit, you are correct
i am sorry
daggerfall declares independence
re roll
hammerfell attacks skyrim
self-bump
roll for dark elves
re roll
roll for hammerfell
argonians attack empire
reroll
bumperino, rolling for grayskins
Argonia takes Blackwood and Nibenay Basin!!!
bump
stormcloacks push west
re roll
Imperials attack Hammerfell
one more time
Empire crushes filthy stormcloak rebellion
Lets see orcs conquer hammerfell
Cyrodiil sends forth an army to take craglorn and re-establishes supply routes with Daggerfall.
Dark elves retake morrowind
A massive army of Dark Elve exiles push into the Velothi mountains, starting a war of reconquest!
roll for waaagh!
Skyrim finishes retaking homeland, pushes west
re roll
reroll
again
roll!!!
Empire pushes against lizards
reroll
orsinium stronk
reroll
Empire pushes back against stormcloak uprising
elsweyr revolution
holy shit
fuck this
Dark elves push in to skyrim
>orsinium
My nigger. Rolling for this.
The Impérial Legion manages to retake control of the Nibenay Basin!
orsinium stronk
rolling for green skins
big black blob had 2 dubs. give rightful land to orcs!
ROLL
roll
GOD DAMN IT WHY ISN'T ANYONE CHECKING EM?
After centuries of opression and division, the Orc clans have come together and amassed a gigantic army in Orsinium, which quickly swarmed and took many cities by surprise, holding the Dragontail mountains and Bangkorai by the end of the week!
The Skyrim armies finally managed to pull a decisive victory on the empire, repelling them from their homeland and even pulling them out of Wrothgar!!!
Waaagh time
Orcs are going to take over Tamriel.
rollin again
HOLY SHIT
roll orcs
reroll
Orc master race uprising
orcs take over empire
reroll
Empire restores order to skyrim
In the following weeks, the newly proclaimed Orcish Empire managed to pull a series of victories over the Redguards. By the end of the month, the entire province of Hammerfell is under Orc control, who are now deciding over the name of their new homeland (dubs decides).
God roll inbound
Dark elves move to desegregate skyrim
roll empire
big black blob unstoppable.
reroll empire takes over skyrim
Niggertopia
empire takes argonia
rawl, also attack empire
dark elves push against lizards
Niggeristan
Martin Luther King Boulevard
gay imperium of tamriel
Orcs begin pillaging their soyboy elf neighbors
roll imperial attacks aldmeri dominion
The seemingly unstoppable Orc Legions march west into Daggerfall, annexing most of the peninsula.
The Legion, with a mighty push, goes forward into Skyrim, taking the stormcloacks entirely by surprise!
The newly formed Morrowind Kingdom pushes south against the weakened argonians, taking part of the Valus Mountains and Stonefalls.
bump
roll for elsweyr
Tsaeci take esrionet
re roll
roll for orcs
Rolling for cats
the empire expands into orc territory
Under the leadership of M'aiq the Liar, the Khajiit beastfolk of Anequina rebel against their puppet state!
Empire is coming for ulfric Stormcloaks anus
EMPIRE ATTACKS DOMINION AND SKYRIM , HELPS CATMEN OF ELSWEYR OUT
ROLL!!!!!!
Roll
The Esrionetean Kingdom attempts to land a naval invasion into argonia
The empire unifies skyrim under its flag
REROLL
ONE MORE ROLL
reroll
After their failed invasion Argonia counterattacks
Daggerfall is just one city, FYI. The name I think you were going for of the whole Breton province is High Rock.
reroll
the Aldmeri decide to invade the orc dominions
Recently having repelled an Esrionetean invasion, the Argonians decide to launch an invasion on the Esrionetean isles, which overwhelmed their defenses on the islands of Cathnoquey and Ynslea.
The Legion sends out an expeditionary force into Elsweyr with the purpose of helping out their newly found Khajiit allies, this force allows the rebellion to take Little Nibenay. The Legion sends another force north, into Skyrim, but ultimately fails to accomplish a victory.