I am drunk and bored

I am drunk and bored.

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will answer honestly as long as I don't have to reveal any personal info.

Also ITT: anything really, feel free to shitpost and whatever.

Is the planet Saturn real?

not OP but yes

Is anything real?
I'm pretty sure we are a cosmic joke we don't understand

first we should establish what is real and what is not

I, sadly, perceive my life as real atm

aren't we all?
and why sadly?
for what we know, ugly truth > nice lie

>and why sadly?
because, real or not, I have no future in this society and i don't know what to do.
suicide is not an option, I love my life

been there, done that
learned my craft and settled on the fringe of society innawoods
I tried an heroing but all I accomplished was pernament mental scarring that made me unable to look seriously at anything or anyone

>learned my craft and settled on the fringe of society innawoods
what does that mean? english is my 2nd language and I am even more drunk now...

Craft, as in job, profession
I studied in my particular area of interests that deal with plants, botanics and wood in general and now I manage forest
gonna get drunk pine extract+spirits soon as well, tfw no gf is only issue in my life tbh famalam

how tall are you?

managing forest stuff sounds great. What does a day in your life look like?

1,77m/5.8 ft

90% of the time is going through forest and either marking trees for lumberjacks to cut down, keeping eye on them so they won't cut some other tree, or talkign with drivers who take wood out of forest
10% is either paperology, ansering stupidass formulages in office, or fun stuff like assisting wildlife with wood or, for example, "home boxes" for bats because bats are awesome and they eat insects that eat my forest
overall great job if you do not want much human contact

>overall great job if you do not want much human contact
that sounds perfekt for me, but I don't like cutting down trees. anyway, it's an alternative I should keep an eye out for.

welp, I do not like hurting nature either, but actually it is not hurt
old trees that are cut down give place for young ones to grow
there is always enough time to find good place on this planet for yourself

that's actually wrong, you're almost 5'10. Close enough to round it to that :)

I have no idea how to round in ft. google told me I was 5.8 :/
still a manlet though

what I really don't like are "forests" that are obviously replanted trees where you can see that they've all been planted in multiple, parallel rows.
They are not even trying to make it look remotely natural.

>there is always enough time to find good place on this planet for yourself
If only I knew where it was instead of knowing where it's definitely not....

>They are not even trying to make it look remotely natural.
they try but where I live (eastern Europe) forests were badly damaged and remaking them into more natural shape takes years
maybe try more primal forests, like South America or Asia

Do you love me

I've thought about working for the WWF but I feel like I've been blackpilled enough to not even try that. Maybe I'll just move to Alaska, fish all day and live of the money I get from the state....

no, why would I? Most people are disgusting and, unless proven otherwise, that's always my basic opinion.

ever sucked a dick?