Oldfags give youngfags advice based on mistakes / past experiences

>oldfags give youngfags advice based on mistakes / past experiences

General life tips

dont get caught with kiddie porn

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No matter how hot she is, some guy somewhere is sick of her shit.

dont be black.

but if you can, be jewish. they get away with all kinds of shit.

That new meme you think is hilarious... isn't.

how is that an advice?

I have an Israeli passport, can i fake Judaisme to get away with shit?

this, and don't fight anything, it isn't worth the effort, just become the best slave you can be

Bonus, just for you.
> nobody online will know how stupid you are if you just keep your hands away from the keyboard.

Debt is real. Bad credit will ruin your life

Don't be the guy that posts this.

try the hardest you can not to spend money you dont actually have. if things go tits up you cant recover from there.

You are not a unicorn trapped in a human body. You're just a douchebag.

you can try, but the jews will probably figure it out and fuck you up for good. so be careful. and if you must, die in a blaze. take as much of them with you as you can. only way to be remembered.

their advice is usually shit and rekt . so dont listen to them . make your own life and dont believe the meme . am i a meme ? who knows.

actually meant to be a reply to this

Do not try to make milhouse a meme

Assuming you're working at a for-profit place: have no loyalty to the workplace. The individuals working there, sure - but the company itself, nope. They do not care about you.

Don't trust them when they say they are on birth control.

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a thousand times this. rely only on yourself. always have a back-up plan and an exit-strategy.

Don't stick your dick in crazy chicks unless they live very far. If you do, don't gove your real name.

Awesome advice. People merit loyalty, not organizations.

Also throw away used condoms by yourself. Don't trust a hoe.

Right!

Don't play with fire

Never work for free. But don't feel entitled: you have to earn it.

Never (and i mean never ever) get your face in a picture you wouldn't show confortably to your current or future close friends/family.

And never get a name tatoo... never... not a good idea

Life is too short to drink cheap wine, but it's definitely long enough to bang a chubby chick a couple of times: they know how to give head.

That isn't what oldfag means you stupid newfag.

Oldfag = Someone who lurked Sup Forums before 2006
Newfag = Everyone else who lurks Sup Forums

It's got nothing to do with age.

that way, if you get caught, you can deny to the death

be honest and friendly to all people
and have patience
learn to know yourself

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How does one connect with people? I feel like most people don't understand my thoughts very well. Which is fine but it feels harder to deal with when I want to connect but their topic of conversation numbs my mind. Am I just an asshole?

Stop acting like a silly bitch and share some piece of advice with us, you poser. Nobody gives a shit of that bullshit, we are trying to have a conversation here.

Never shave your junk the same day you expect to fuck someone. You will end up catching something.

Visit as many new places as your savings allow: do NOT live in your comfort zone.

Step dad leaves, even though he was a bitch and abusive I feel a little sad, what do I do?

God won't do shit for you, you have to fight for the things you want. And any thing you let go should have claw marks on it.

People generally like talking about themselves; that's usually a good start. Where are you from? What do you like to do in your spare time? etc - and don't treat return questions as just a "request for information", but them trying to engage with you.

And as for your second query: do *you* understand your thoughts well? Do you have trouble expressing them? Can you put them into an appropriate context? Have you read or seen enough that you know what an appropriate context is?

get your shit together and find a new fuckbuddy.

Get help before its too late... There is a point of not turning back in physical health and psychological health... Ignore any of the two long enough by staying on Sup Forums smoking weed and soon you will reach that point.... Then there is nothing else to do other than smoke weed and stay on Sup Forums because its pointless... Your body is sick and cant recover nomatter how much money you spend and effort and your mind refuses to because it knows its pointless....

Be sad; it's normal and natural... and then move on with your own life, and don't undervalue your own self-worth.

First, don't judge them: you may not know their reasons.
Second, learn from your pain: become a better father than they were. Become a great dad when the time will be right: become the goddamn Michael Jordan of being a dad!

The future can always be bright if you make it so.

And if it's not bright, man the fuck up and make it brighter.

Don't go down on unknown chicks: O know it's awesome but you can get some nasty STD.

yep one day you're going to get canned and no one will give a fuck no matter how many days you worked when sick, nights you worked for them, or times you missed special events to be at work. Look out for you

*I know

Tell her how you feel. She already knows it anyway, be the bigger person and say it out loud.

Do everything you can to overcome fear. It holds you back far more than it helps you, and making non-lethal mistakes is a great teacher.

Bro, nice knowledge of Sup Forums terminology!! Thank you for sharing!! It wasn't super obvious from the context what OP meant, so this was very helpful!!!!!!!

This
What can go wrong?
Worst case scenario she'll continue to ghost you
Best case she'll see how much you mean to her

PS3 has no games

>General life advice

No, he obviously was referring to IRL oldfags

I understand the first half, the request for information part is where I get stuck, I think.

Sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. I observe them and cycle them in my mind but I have trouble knowing whether I'm right or wrong and how to fix it if I'm wrong. I have trouble expressing my feelings properly, thinky-type thoughts not so much.

I'm not sure if I can put them into context or not.

If you're family is a toxic drain on your life cut then them out of it. Never entertain unhealthy and/or damaging relationships.

How old is old enough to give advice to the youth? Cuz I feel old as shit but I doubt I count

Never too old, never too young.

its less about your age but the experiences you made and how you learned from it. do you really feel like you could give some goo advise to others? well, do so then. if not, go masturbate. have fun.

This as fuck. Add in friends, lovers, pretty much anything but pets. Be loyal to your pets, keep everyone else on a scale of positive vs negative influence on your life.

When I realized I was playing life coach therapist and general emotional toilet paper and took a scythe to the people I talked to my life improved vastly.

Carpe the fucking diem.

spend responsibly - however don't save up for something that may never happen. My parents were super tight with cash and never did trips or anything and father was super work focused. My mom died after cancer for 20 years and then he wanted to be able to buy back the time. Once its gone, it's gone and you may never have a second chance.

Can we generalize this and say that family is not about blood but definitely about love?

This is a bulshit advice except for one exception: if she is as shy as you are.
Believing movies is stupid.

Let me give you a really useful advice. If you find yourself unable to say what you want to any girl, you need to start ASAP to engage in conversations with unknown women.
The mall is a good place to start. Follow these points:
1. The name of the game is to fail while you are trying to succeed. Think like this and you'll be golden. Tteat it.like a dare: I dare you to go tall to a random girl and fail.
2. DO NOT think ahead on what to say. If you do it'll become a crutch and you'll never learn.

3. Just sit at a table and the VERY INSTANT you see a cute girl just stand up and go to her. Say hi and see how long can you talk to her before she blows you off or if you can get her phone number. When that happen, say goodbye and leave at once.
4. Repeat it as often as you can for at least two weeks
You'll loose your fear of approaching girls and you fear of rejection. I guarantee you

dont use the l-word here. but yes. we should.

don't be too quick to settle down / settle in. You will never have this moment again. Do what makes you happy rather than what makes others happy. Get the experiences you want out of life.

No one is going to make your dreams come true if you don't

Let's call it Cove then (since we are all Cunts)

Pretty much this

One of the key things about giving advice is to be able to say *why* you should do something, not just that you should do it. That's where experience and maturity come into play, especially if the reasons for doing things are subtle.

Women are never worth it, porn is more than enough, trust me it's a headache you do not need.

It's not about movies, it's a matter of not spending your life in a closet: there's no point in acting like a tough guy or a dating coach or whatever, disregard techniques and choose how to do it but do something. Your "go to the mall" thing is just a more elaborate, cockier version of the initial advice, which is in short "Grow a pair and take a shot".

Don't be afraid or enbarassed to say 'I love you' to your parents and siblings.
I was but once I started doing this, not only my relationships improved 100% and, as a bonus, it is a Catchy thing.
The same goes for 'I missed you, my friend'

Seeing the movie is NOT the same of reading the book.

Chronic beta detected

Wrong.
Your advice was bulshit. It is weak. And people will see you like that and walk all over you, specially teen girls

Mine is tried and true.
Source: myself.

But the ones reading should judge the advices, choose which ones to believe and act accordingly

If the people that care about you keep saying "hey user maybe you should ___", then maybe you actually should ____

Don't worship anybody. Not even yourself.

it seems you're young to understand the advise and he is right

Teen girls will be teen girls. People will eventually get older.

When you pick a career, realise that making your hobby your career completely recontextualizes the activity. If you can, do something similar before you pay for the education.

Love to cook? Wanna push for a Michelin star position? Get a fry cook job, try doing it 12 hours a day while people yell at you. Maybe you'll still love it, but you wanna be pretty sure that's the case before you invest in culinary school.

I became a fiction editor because I love books. It's been over a year since the last time I actually read a book that I wasn't just sitting there critiquing the plot structure and other stupid bullshit in my head the whole time. It's not that I read shitty books, it's just that my brain is conditioned to look at them professionally not recreationally. If I had another saleable skill, I'd fucking do it TONIGHT and never look back. I won't be in this job 5 more years unless the alternative is starvation.

In the same vein, don't take the college admissions people or advisors' word on whether something has career prospects. They will lie outright to get you to do what benefits them. I got a history degree, was told a PhD would get me a near-guaranteed job with tenure and 6-figure salary. Professor took me aside senior year and gave me a "So I get the feeling you're looking for grad school next year, we should talk" and told me about the reality. Long story short, he saved me years of my life, while the admissions people cost me years of it. Same is true of [American] military recruiters, for the same reason. They need you to sign up to meet quota, and they'll happily tell you whatever you want to hear to make that happen.

don't play the game
you will lose

You're right. It's much better

Fucking this. Always live below your means. Dont play any games with finances, even the stock market is risky today

This.

Murder sometimes is the only answer. Don't take too long to make up your mind before or it will be to late to stop the asshole from ruining everything you worked for.

And stay the fuck away from cryptocurrencies at least until they are regulated. Afterwards treat them as derivatives.

live for a second , die forever
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Look at your girlfriend's mother: if you wouldn't spend your life with her, then don't marry her daughter. She'll become the same.

Don't let a woman trick you into doing something that has a negative impact on your career.

They move with you or you move on your own.

Good women do exist, they are just few and far between. Stay away from drinkers and smokers. Both things are wildly degenerate.

Along these lines, in many jobs if you don't earn a promotion or significant raise within two to three years at a single company you need to look elsewhere. Most people only get significant raises when they change jobs.

Never put pineapple on a goddamn pizza.

Stop smoking weed and start doing some exercise. Weed is great and fun once or twice a year, but unless a doctor genuinely gives you a green card for your own health, you dont need it because it will just turn onto a crutch

Don't do things only because people expect you to do them (well, except for paying taxes maybe).

Compatibility without love can make for a great, smooth marriage, assuming you're sexually interested in each other not just friends.

Love without compatibility will make for turbulent, difficult times. There will be great moments, but it's bipolar as sweet fuck.

If you can find both, you're living the dream, but I couldn't and not for lack of trying; nor am I alone in that.

Ask yourself: Would you rather have passion in a hurricane or companionship on a sunny beach? There's no right or wrong answer, but there's an easy way and a very, very hard way.

Yeah? Because to wait it out is a sound life advice.
What you are not following is that people Don't grow a pair syccessfuly in a moment.
He might try and do it, but without confidence he will mumble, stumble and be rebuked. This is a fucking fact.
Thinks about your past endeavours and O bet you'll empathise.

One doesn't one doesn't simply grow a pair and step into the field and suddenly realize he was always a good player, on does not simply show up at a test without studying and hope to ace it, one doesn't simply try and cook a real meal wothout learning the basics first. The same goes here.
The sooner you learn that to be rejected is but a fact of life and it won't kill you, the sponer you'll 'have a pair' to br able tp then, and only then, be successful with girls or life in general.

I believe we are saying the same thing, only from two different perspectives: of course growing a pair doesn't happen overnight, but the goal should not be growing a pair for sake of having a pair, the goal should be to live a life where you are not hold back by fear of rejection. You can get it through the path you choose, maybe a long one or maybe a short one, but my point is that since there is no point in hiding (because as I said people will know anyway) one should not hide.

I see what you mean, but I feel trapped inside a bubble when it comes to escalating to anything sexual, what do I do?
I can talk to women but nothing other than just a regular conversation, make them laugh sure but nothing further.
What the fuck is wrong with me?

How old are you user?

20 years old, no father only step father who abused my mom and treated me like shit, constant fights in the house so I didn't even try and find a girlfriend in high school because I knew I won't be able to bring her home, no one to ask advice from, so relationship wise I'm blank.
I'm not even ugly, girls had crushes on me but I couldn't or deliberately didn't act upon it because of all the built shit that I've endured.
I'm a little lost.

Oh, and college is an investment in proof of your knowledge, not a place to just learn things. If all you want is to know things, buy some books. Buy a hundred books. Do some online classes with Coursera. Subscribe to JSTOR. Listen to some TED talks and webinars and documentaries. Unless you need a particle accelerator, you'll have to work hard to find a way to spend as much money on learning materials as you would on having professors read them to you.

We're living in the golden age of learning where everyone in the first world has virtually unlimited access to information and people still invest in poetry degrees because it's their "passion" with no intention whatsoever of getting any related job. It's purely habit at this point, people doing it because it's what you do.