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Tell me about the copalib

>25 posts early
true autism

wtf is a copalib?
get that shit out of here.

fourth for /u/exoskeletaljunction

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malinga doesn't age

test cricket and depression go together like modelling and anorexia

lynn literally taking the IPL by storm

I fucking hate Lynn

how is he not in the aus team

shit debut, fucked his shoulder after getting recalled and chose to play in meme T20 leagues over Australia A tours which rubbed the selectors the wrong way

He's also ugly as fuck

>desi epl fans

Only good thing about the IPLEL is desi posters coming out of the woodwork. But that inevitably turns the thread into Youtube comments section.

Really feeling a bit overwhelmed lads

What's up, /cric/?

worried desu

he is a t20 player tho surely he'd rather play in the ipl over pointless aus games

my dick

how does it differ? curious

behaving like a west indian merc doesn't make a good case for national selection
he's not a sure selection either

some english inflections mixed in

>it's a pakistan shit RR in ODIs edition

nm, spent the sunday watching t20, eating alphonso mangoes and lazying around. What about you?

i thought that western australian?

is it similar accent to that?

Just stir my diarrhea up.

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nope

which one is the best state ?

WA

but i've heard western australian is the most english of the aussie accents? how do south and western accents differ exactly?

101st now m8

isn't that a desert hell hole with deadly animals?

i've heard aus is too expensive to go travelling
basically a hot version of england

there are two big tells that anyone will be able to hear easily
south australians say things like -an't and -ance in an almost RP way
western australians will say -ear as if it were two syllables instead of one

95% yeah, but no one lives outside of the south west except abos

Getting ready to go watch a state championship semifinal game today.

wft is a monkey Mia lol

some failed tourism town

>I could say the exact same thing about Damian McKenzie. People grow up once they leave high school, I've bumped into people who were absolute cunts to me when I was younger and chatted to them like nothing was ever wrong, because we both acknowledge that it's water under the bridge and as adults none of that stuff really matters. I was a cunt to certain people just as others were to me. Not that I reckon I'll ever speak to Damian again but I'm sure it'd be the same with him.
>As an aside, it's really noticeable with the high school kids that play for my club. You can pick which ones are still at school a mile off because they're the ones who say inane personal shit and generally think everything is a popularity contest. I once got voted the "dick of the day" award at the fines session because I wore a rather expensive jacket when umpiring, which is apparently worse than our spinner bowling two front foot no balls. The high school kids all called me a "loser" because I wore nice clothes (remember, that's """""gay""""" lads), the uni guys (sadly we were outnumbered, my fault for being too shit for 3rds) all thought it was a nice jacket. There's such a big cultural shift when you leave, and I think it all centres on respecting people's differences and withholding judgement until you actually have time to get to know someone.

Perth looks alright.

>basically a hot version of england
literally is

has never appealed to me tbqh

hoping my cancer disappears by the time i have my scan

I bet his """expensive jacket""" is the autist shawl he wears in the Dark Turd photoshoots

No one cares! Jeeeez!

Is this a support group or what?

yeah

tell us your problems mate

>Is this a support group or what?
Yes

kp and clarke interviewers
>comfy

playinn date with ikea at my funeral lads

nice and uplifting with appropriate sounding lyrics

who's going to be pakistan's new captain?

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I'd have Erewhon played as my casket is lowered into the ground

KEK

kek

>getting stumped off a wide

>She showed the way then disappeared
>Some days I wonder if she was real
>Somewhere in time I'll find her
>But not if I stay here

crying all over the shot tears all over my keayboard

boss catch

yeah mate ama

reminder anyone who tries to chat shit is getting mark vermeulen'd all over the fucking pavement

question for ausgods--

youtube.com/watch?v=lnigc08J6FI

on a scale of 1 to dean jones, how australian does this song make you feel?

meme song

Currently watching "The Accountant"

Ben Affleck is doing nothing for me, as usual

i will go one day
its just not high on my list of places to visit

go when india next tour australia

pavement is a very good band, one of the best

pakistani cricket needs to completely reevaluate

cricket needs a good pakistan side

They have to rebuild the team from the scratch just like their country

i like literally find nothign in the whole world more enjoyable than watching paki-pajeet banter on Sup Forums and Sup Forums

Your life must be very boring and depressive then.

more like ill fly out for the fifth test

the ashes is the pinnacle of the sport
apart from that india SA series that is that

it's a hostile world

i think india will win. dont rate SA

it is atm. generally no

We indians loves Pakis as our own sons which they literally are.

who /el más grande de américa/ here

apaprently normies find stephen malkmus's vocals irritating and thats why they dont like pavement

Mandela, the dude's my hero!

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gutted you dont play cricket m8

i bet you'd produce some brainiac tier swing bowlers

and some gutsy middle order batsmen

we used to play it like 100 years ago but never became popular

things could easily have been so different, an ausgod on here told me

Your cuties play it though right ?

no, that's field hockey

cricket is pretty much dead, only british desendents kept playing cricket and we don't have many of them, and we neither have many indians/pakistanis so no one plays it

absolutely sickening you play hockey and rugby union but not cricket, this cuts real deep

hockey and rugby are pretty much international sports, cricket is only played by bongs and former british colonies

france, canada and argentina all have an inexcusable lack of a strong cricket team

btw these captchas are getting fucking annoying, fuck you elon musk

neither of those sports are really any more international than cricket t b h

if we played cricket we'd be elite at it and you know it, just like we do in all sports

rugby, football, basketball and hockey are the only sports played professionally in all continents

cricket doesn't even come close

top White cuties mate.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cricket_in_Argentina
>Argentina is the strongest cricket country in South America

Brazil BTFO

>India thinks those abominations are "cuties"
Color me surprised!

thats exactly why i am so bummed out about it

>are the only sports played professionally in all continents
arbitrary georgprahical fact, rugby union has what, like 10 actually competitive teams? same as rugby union? same as hockey

Where can I watch cricket in Germany?

*cricket has like what

tbf i would concede that hockey is mor eof a global but defo not rugby poonion

they're the two quintessentially english empire sports

local club m8

SHIT SLINGED

what do you say to that pajeet?

you can't