I knocked a whale up and want to kill myself. What would you fags do?

I knocked a whale up and want to kill myself. What would you fags do?

kill her, not yourself

kys thats your fault

Believe me it's tempting. Never should have touched those seven buttcracks.

Wear a condom

Abortion, whether she wants it or not.

Kick her in her shit until the baby is dead OP

lol why did you fuck a girl with no birth control dumbass

agreed

why would you harpoon a whale to begin with? consequences will never be the same, user
you can always nigger out and go live in some other state tho

You and him are both sociopaths

Only option is to post her nudes

Thing like this make me want to get a vasectomy. I never wanted kids and I'd just adopt if I was able to. I'm nowhere near financially stable enough to raise a child, think it's time for the snip snip

this is why the white race is dying out - burden yourself with shit like "financial stability" and whatnot, all while some nigger on welfare is having his 5th niglet on the way

Where do you think you are?

I've never wanted to have kids until I realised that I need to preserve the white race.

>adoption
literal cuck

Only answer OP. Falcon Punch.

>Implying I'm white or give a shit about kids in the first place
Have fun raising your bastard children obsessed with anime and Rick & Morty

14/88

Hand her a metal coat hanger and tell her she knows what to do

hang some coats, like a good future mother and housewife?

>Thing like this make me want to get a vasectomy. I never wanted kids and I'd just adopt if I was able to. I'm nowhere near financially stable enough to raise a child, think it's time for the snip snip

Vasectomy fag here. Got it four years ago. It's scary to go through, but so glad I got it. Been fucking girls since then without having to worry about pregnancies. Still have to worry about std's, but that's just part of life.

If I could change anything, it would be to have gotten it done 15 years ago.

What's recovery like, is it literally balls on ice or do they load you up with painkillers?

unless you're a porn star, there's no sense having it done
especially now that you've reached peak in masculinity and your fertility is on the decline (I imagine you're in your mid to late 30s, since you said you should've had it done 15 yrs ago)

you sure she's not just getting fatter?

> (You)
>What's recovery like, is it literally balls on ice or do they load you up with painkillers?

Your balls hurt like a bitch for two weeks after. They didn't give me any painkillers. The pain is pretty bad.

Then you have to go get your semen tested every other month for six months afterwards, to make sure it completely worked (you jerk off in a container at home and drop it off there for testing).

After six months you're in the clear, and you can dump loads in chicks forever without worry. It was worth the pain and hassle.

It costed me a total of $75 because my health insurance covered it (most do).

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Take her to six flags.

The old batman ride will do the trick.

Still waiting for fat girl nudes

> (You)
>unless you're a porn star, there's no sense having it done
>especially now that you've reached peak in masculinity and your fertility is on the decline (I imagine you're in your mid to late 30s, since you said you should've had it done 15 yrs ago)

I'm 39 and have never wanted kids. Also don't want some slut trapping me. I can still pull girls down to age 25. Who knows what my fertility is now, but in my 20's and early 30's I had a number of pregnancy scares with chicks and those were the scariest feelings in the world. When you're driving to work and the chick your banging calls you and says "I'm late", you start thinking you're fucked. I never wanted to have that worry or feeling again, so I got snipped.

what is the deal with whales. is it so you can slit their stomach and keep warm when ice age comes.

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