>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Emma Watson standing there in her bikini like this
Wat do?
Walk into your bedroom
Honey, white does not look good on you. Go for the violet or, if you must go bright, go teal. Add a bit of color to that get-up. Also, the wrap around under your ribs does not flatter, and the straps just make it look like you have wide shoulders. Go a tube top. The bottoms are fine, otherwise.
>turn 360ยบ
>walk away
Kms
Go back to math class kid, you'd still walk into her again you retard.....
I Louis C.K. right in her face.
hi, newfig
lecture her on why bikinis are patriarchal repression because shes not going to have sex with me anyway and i just want to start an argument and this way i can sound progressive while calling her a slut
Throw Harvey's cum dumpster out of my house.
Rayp
Say something sexist then jack off in front of her.
Hahahahahahahhahbsbshahahaha
are you... double trolling here ... or are you what we all make fun of
Wait until lights out. Then it's time to do unspeakable things.
>being this new
Tell the young man to get out of my room.
>implying I would touch that kike riding whore
If you ever want to find your precious Elizabeth, Turner. You'll do as I say!
Newfags
Trying the ol' switcheroo eh
yes. yes you are.
Tell her to:
" gtfo, and don't come back 'til she's grown down. "
>Grown down
Make her dome some fucking squats to tone those gross polio legs.