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cosmic edition

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why a new general? sage

Vektor sucks

first for Incorrigible Riffing

holocaust tourist holocaust

BOOOORN DEAD INTO THIS WORLD
TO STARVE AND ROT IN AGONY

first for gimme azn goth gf

why is gorguts liked around here while gojira is hated? sounds extremely similar to me

dis gills da newmale :DD

white power wintersun
pro-slavery soilwork
racist at the gates
antisemitic amon amarth
confederate Children of Bodom
bigoted be'lakor
intolerant in flames
imperialist intestine baalism
ns norther
colonialist kalmah
shitlord shade empire
alt-right Insomnium
discriminatory dark tranquillity
Republican Arsis
white supremacist Be'lakor
far-right omnium gatherum
redneck amorphis
mysogynist Disarmonia Mundi
prejudiced scar symmetry
kill all niggers carcass
ethnocentric edge of sanity
hateful hypocrisy
Bible Belt Before the Dawn
fascist Mors Principium Est
jew-bashing arch enemy
traditionalist In Mourning
nationalist Mercenary
xenophobic gates of ishtar
14/88 solution .45
homophobic Dark Lunacy
Pro-European Black Dahlia Murder
natsoc Darkest Hour
conservative Eternal Tears of Sorrow
kkk dethklok
Nazi Sonic Syndicate
Sieg heil Enshine
problematic Eluveitie
Brexit Beherit
Sexist Saxon

>why is gorguts liked around here while gojira is hated?
did Gojira ever made anything as massive as Erosion of Sanity? No? Well, then you got your answer

Ghost b.c is Rick and Morty
Iron Maiden is The Simpsons
Megadeth is Futurama

>gonna throw myself off the roof
metal for this feel ?

why

how will extremecuck soiboys ever recover?

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reminder

Skinless

>this thread lives while the shitpost thread actually posted before dies
it's like poetry because it's a metaphor for how dead the absolute state of glam is

nu-male shopping list day one

don't
or if you really want to kys (even if that'd be really stupid) don't choose a method that makes you live a few seconds of intense regret and sudden will to live before either killing you or just badly injuring you

how long has pre-magma gojira been hated here

if you buy albums you're a numale by definition

whats the one on top left? solid cops otherwise

>don't choose a method that makes you live a few seconds of intense regret and sudden will to live
this
Firefighters and police have often given testimony that upon rushing to the scene where someone has jumped from an extreme height (30 or so stories), the person isn't actually dead on impact and goes through MINUTES of extreme pain until their heart goes out

Especially metal albums

t. Urist

how will glamshits unironically ever recover?

Kelle surut soi :DDD

>Kelle surut soi
thank you pal have a nice azn goth gf

ey that's my photo fag. I'm as alpha as they come.

bet you're a hue

Havukruunu. great band.

tootcore lives

Rec me some dsbm like Tardigrada, /meal/

Azagthoth you say?

star wars metal?

>/metal/ is full of plebians
what a surprise

Not dsbm, but if you want depressive and nihilistic black metal, listen to Ashdautas/Volahn/Arzimenda

What website is he browsing

>>>/reddit/

This is a Star Trek approved general, buddy

This is worth checking out
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hard to say, but that's a screenshot from Quake 3

so you like ghost and maiden but not megadeth?

>X reacts to X
tourism

It sure as hell ain't dsbm, but it's good anyway.

fuck off autism police

>existing is tourism
Sweet

Tourism died in 1993. Only 12 good tours have been released since then (most of them in 1994, being already planned by 1993). Tourism achieved its industry peak in tours like Onward To Tourism, Pure Tourism, and The Trinkets in the Gift Shop is Ours, elevating vacations into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Slaughter of the Tour and Tourjira, all its potential was squandered and vacations have been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn the tourism industry into MTV spring break).

If it wasn't pasta it now is

>listening to norwegian sociopaths chugging unriffs recorded on an office headset

which album suits pic related?

reminder this is what Death fans look like

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wormpleghm - tomb of the ancient king

actually kinda funny in a retarded way

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WHAT THAE FUCK

ebin

transcendant..

portal confirmed for forbidden knowledge

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>i'm sharing a general with eldritch abominations

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I still don't get how people can actually enjoy glam. Some exceptions exist (Quiet Riot, Dokken), but it's trash.

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damn...

good album

It's a shame most Finnish dm bands had 1-2 full length albums at best, they're arguably the best quality wise.

True Touristic Black Metal are bands such as Tourzum, Mortourary Drape, Ruins of Beverage, Batoury, Emptourer, Profanatourca and Peste Toure. You can listen to Burzum if you want, but you do not understand the true Esoteric Tourism black metal thing. You just poser and you can fuck off the whole tour. Tour is real music, not intended for vacationer like you, but the real Esoteric Misantrophic Travellers who do not care like you clown from. Tourism is an elite industry, and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Tourism. You ridiculous little kids. World view is based on travel, on a personal level vacation tourism, collective level Tourism industry. Without a theoretical understanding of the industry, it is useless to dream of understanding Touristic worldview. None of you can not understand industry, because you are all intellectually at the same level as the earthworm. You can not reach an elite level of Tour, so why even dream about it. Tourist and Black Metal are the elite. For real tourist.

Someone should make a collage of the reactions to this nameless cyclopean abnormality

whats holding you back

it's fucking pop rock lad, as if the people that dig into it are at all discerning

Glam? Yeah, I like glam.
Mötley Crüe, Def Leppard, Alice Cooper, Whitesnake, Scorpions, Tesla, Dokken, Bon Jovi, Skid Row, Poison, Cinderella, W.A.S.P., Ratt, Quiet Riot, Stryper, Twisted Sister, Warrant, Hanoi Rocks, Extreme, Great White, White Lion, Y&T, Mr. Big, Kix, L.A. Guns, Faster Pussycat, Damn Yankees, Firehouse, Slaughter, Vinnie Vincent Invasion, Winger, Steelheart, Love/Hate, Night Ranger, Enuff Z'nuff, Nitro, Helix, Europe, Lita Ford, Thunder, Vixen, Lynch Mob, Badlands, Autograph, Keel, Dangerous Toys, Bang Tango, Whitecross, Jackyl, Michael Monroe, Vain, Kick Axe, Giant, BulletBoys, Steeler, Trixter, EZO, Every Mother's Nightmare, Danger Danger, Tyketto, Lizzy Borden, Britney Fox, Jetboy, Zodiac Mindwarp, Pretty Boy Floyd, Junkyard, Hurricane, Tuff, Roxy Blue, Black 'n' Blue, Aldo Nova, Angel, House of Lords, Wildside, Candy Harlots, Wrathchild, The Darkness, Babylon A.D., Tora Tora, T.N.T., Sleeze Beez, Blue Murder, King Kobra, The Scream, Shotgun Messiah, Contraband, Killer Dwarfs, Mr. Nasty, Wild Boyz, Kik Tracee, Southgang, Rockhead, Beau Nasty, Saigon Kick, Nelson, the list goes on...

here's your thread, look at all the people that like glam

BASED

glam youtube.com/watch?v=18dBU55S6P0

YEAH BABY!
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Russia isn't glam, фиcк oфф

very good taste user

who dis?

Glam is too alpha to have a place of its own
Like a trve alpha, glam leeches on everyone else, sleeps on the couch, eats their fondue, drinks their beer and fucks their gf

Speaking of cosmic, terminal redux's story is pretty cool.

epic :DDD (btw not samefag don't @ me)

omg so cool

any /wanna be somebody/ in

ted "the ultimate pedo" nugget

Ted 'Tourist Ed' Nu-gent

Dimebag Darell

Lemmy

SATURDAY NIGHT
HIGH
SATURDAY NIGHT
HIGH N DRY
SATURDAY NIGHT
I'M HIGH
SATURDAY NIGHT
HIGH N DRY

Outer Isolation is their best

>glam tries to make its own thread
>tries to suppress a thread that was actually made after
>it all spectacularly fails
>glamshits crawl back to the metal general to grovel
>g-guys we were always invited, r-right?
glamshits

Now what exactly is so bad about cannabis. It's legal where I live and as we all know, it is a big part of metal culture. I bet atleast half of this thread smokes or has tried it at one point in their life, we just don't talk about it because every time you get it with "DUDE" epic memes. Now excuse me while I take my medicine and play some Kyuss ;)

Blow it out your ass

fuck off extremecuck

It's a story too? Is it a prequel to terminal redux? Makes sense now that I carefully looked at the cover.

you get hit with* my bad.

weed's an alright drug, but DUDE culture is cancer

also you have bad taste in metal