>be me 19 years old >playing some csgo >decide to search a syrian server for the lulz >there actually is a few >join one for the lulz >immediately hear some deep voiced arab guy speak in terrorist >i yell out in english "yo what's up brothers" >the deep voiced arab replies "Ah... Infidel." >"nonono my friend i'm a muslim jsut like you, i was born in england" >"haha london my friend? why are you on a syrian server?" >"i'm trying to join isis"
this is where things get bad fellas if interest will continue bump if interest
>he immediately disconnects from the servers >adds me on steam >messages me something like "syrian goverment watching my friend, we have to go on tor" >links me a tor website, luckily i already have it installed >literally a forum for ISIS >how tf did i get this lucky
should've probably stopped here but i was too curious
>there's literally an application format >something in arabic my new friend on steam says he'll translate for me and help me write an application >wtf is this a cod clan >2 hours later i have my location and my application >my new isis friends explain situation to mods, says my location could be very useful in "the war" >some other guy goes on, literally sends me a discord >they do not listen here my friend
i will continue immediately just posting so you know i'm not dead
C’mon OP, write your story beforehand so you can at least do us the courtesy of Copy and Paste instead of typing away.....
Josiah Scott
if no interest then wasted time
>literally on discord >"i'm pretty sure goverment listen here" >"nono my friend not syrian goverment" >mfw >"how dedicated are you to the cause?" >i continue pretending to be a lifelong muslim, answer some quran questions i know cause my friend is one >is this a job interview? >he asks me if i have enough money for a plane ticket to lebanon he could give an illegal ride for training camp >say sorry friend treatment of muslims is bad in this country >the deep voiced muslim comes back in >"there's only one option here my friend... he should not come to syria, he should stay in london, a lot of infidels there" >other muslim, a bit of a better english speaker "fine" >send me a discord picture of how to create a home made fucking bomb
will cont
Mason Morgan
Were they like super easy to follow instructions?
Michael Torres
post bomb plane
Jayden Carter
Post it
Cameron Wood
just fucking run with it.
Carter Baker
make it then set it off in your house xD
Kayden Kelly
Bump..
Nathan Butler
...
Evan Stewart
Bump
Andrew Carter
You don't get it do you? OP got trolled and you guys are therefore trolled.
Benjamin James
>answer some quran questions i know cause my friend is one Did I just sense a lie?
Great larp, do continue.
Sebastian Rodriguez
pic related, didn't post the full instructions on Sup Forums though
>he says he will help me translate >he tells me i need to commit suicide and i will go to heaven >ask me where i'm from >manchester, england >he says that he had an idea for a terrorist attack recently >tells me i have to prove myself loyal first >need to take a picture of myself in center of manchester wearing muslim wear >ask my friend to borrow some and do it >tells me about his plan >"we will blow up a concert my friend, lots of infidels, one place. it's a perfect plan." >holly shit
no i didn't do the manchester bombings all will be revealed next post
Jordan Torres
hey, shut up. i wanna see bomb pics
Asher Cox
>300
I think I can translate this
Sebastian Butler
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Blake Thompson
What a pain in the ass alphabet that would be to have to write.
Jeremiah Bailey
cool story, bro
Camden Long
>Anonymous Same guy here not to be a dick haha but so far all op has provided is smoke and mirrors . i don't have time for this bullshit!
Thomas Diaz
Those are sports scores you fucking idiot.
Jaxson Kelly
Death to Islam
Tyler King
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Daniel Rogers
clearly don't have pics of how the bomb looks since i never planned to make it
>he tells me something "you know now that i told you this there's is no escape, you either die for us, or you die against us" >mfw when i might've fucked up >tell him i'm not sure about this and that i don't want to die >deep voiced muslim comes in "it's just like csgo my friend, but in stead of respawning you respawn in heaven my friend. i will do it soon to" >i figure joke was too far and they'll figure it out, bail as soon as i can, hope they didn't catch my ip >time passes i stopped being afraid for my life >didn't tell anything to anyone because nobody would believe me >about half a year later 22 people dead in a manchester ariana grande concert >i see a message on my steam >"we found someone else my friend."
they literally found someone in manchester just to scare the shit out of me
>"it's just the beginning my friend. next destination is london"
nothing has happened to london yet and i don't know if he just took advantage of that and claim it for himself like isis does but if not something is coming to london and there will a terrorist attack. stay away from concerts
Anthony Hall
I’m pretty sure they didn’t bomb Manchester because of your trolling.
Wyatt Young
>inb4 dinosaur
Wyatt Foster
Oh, another anonymous poster with autistic traits who is a hugless, kissless virgin. Thanks for taking your time with coming up with a fiction semi-related to an event that happened. Now kindly neck yourself
Noah Flores
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Kevin Sanders
Walter White... You faggot. Breaking Bad is an awful show that is partly to blame for the meth epidemic. The jews did it again.
Colton Diaz
Honestly this story is so ridiculous it's probably true lol, ISIS is full of a bunch of regards i could totally see them doing this
Nolan Thomas
tf, this was gay. i was hoping you blew up at the end.
Hudson Lee
no u
Wyatt Hill
You mean they are courteous and caring. Full of regard?
Brayden Stewart
breaking bad = inside job by the Jews to create more meth heads? take that tinfoil hat off
Liam Cox
Try to wake up.
Robert Jackson
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Logan Long
bait but if this is true tell the police, the information could help them a lot
Gabriel Jones
It just showed how quickly and easily degenerates can make money and feed the police state at the same time.
Leo Taylor
This.
If you're not trolling and this actually happened, you need to report it or you're a faggot.
Hudson Davis
nice dzbs
James Hall
police are gonna stop isis through csgo? lmao >ohhyess it all makes pearfect sense now
Thomas Ortiz
only a real nigga Sup Forumstard would troll so hard that they accidentally join isis
You've really out-done us all
Anthony Young
>Being this retarded
Obviously they could have someone join and monitor their communications like OP claims to have.
Ryder Torres
Real shit though. Tell the police if this actually happened
Jonathan Lee
They sound like poooosssseeeeeeez
Carson Scott
OP becomes a spy
Evan Cook
Only a new-fag would ever believe this story to be true
Ryder Allen
what if he changes his mind and actually wants to build a bomb and blow up ariana grande? you don't know what he's about
Josiah Phillips
lol ur on a watch list now nigga
Isaiah Bailey
10/10 would read again thanks, OP
Michael Bailey
Did OP ever make it to Bel Air?
Jose Hill
Send him trap pics and say you're down for the cause. Or don't and keep making log threads
