New York Yankees @ Baltimore Orioles

Sabathia vs. Miley

NEW YORK

1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Aaron Hicks (S) CF
3. Matt Holliday (R) DH
4. Chris Carter (R) 1B
5. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
6. Chase Headley (S) 3B
7. Aaron Judge (R) RF
8. Austin Romine (R) C
9. Ronald Torreyes (R) SS

orioles fans are cucks

BALTIMORE

1. Craig Gentry (R) LF
2. Adam Jones (R) CF
3. Manny Machado (R) 3B
4. Mark Trumbo (R) RF
5. Chris Davis (L) 1B
6. Trey Mancini (R) DH
7. Jonathan Schoop (R) 2B
8. J.J. Hardy (R) SS
9. Caleb Joseph (R) C

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Alright say goodbye to your perfect season
Yanks don't get swept

HI HO
IT'S OFF TO WORK WE GO

Name something worse than Micheal Kay

Are there any Stankee fans left alive or did they all an hero when Sanchez got hurt?

Mike Francesca

Also,
>inb4 cc perfecto

How many alcohols did CC consume before the game?

Right here, bby

You foool

Ogghkay

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thats not funny

at least 4 beers

Baltimore is just a terrible terrible city

true

that looks like a dude's hand holding that sign...

Afternoon lads

also true

T H I C K

>m'dingers

Baltimore >>>> Jew York especially considering Baltimore never got 9/11'd

T H I C K
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I'm starting to get the feeling joe girardi would bench Barry bonds and Griffey against a lefty

Yeah, your own homegrown niggers just burn the city down

T H I C K.

>B-b-but Bawwdimore never got a terrorist attack!!!!

Meanwhile, Akira-style groups of niggers on dirt bikes fly through your city on the regular.

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>Brett Gardner didnt get on base right away
ACE
C
E

Miley is even smiling in his portrait, don't think I've ever seen him smile

Holiday you old faggot

AAHAHAHA

didn't even make it back to the bag

Holy fuck the Stanks getting meme'd on hard.

7 time national league all star

How are the Yankees going to blow this game?

The Orioles literally have only 3 World Series Wins

the typical CC game. pitches well until the 5th or 6th and gives up a 3 run bomb

CC 8IP only gives up a run, offense fails to score a run

White boi too slow

lack of offense against someone they should get 5 runs off of

Meant for

>first pitch attempted bunt hit

Meme game today it seems.

>This lineup
Babby Bombers are dead

Screwed it up again

More wins than the Yankees have this season

>cc is unironically the best pitcher on the yankees roster

It's ok, I'll just say that you gave me 3 (You)s

Just stop posting faggot. We all know what you mean to do and retardedly failed to do

CC is a HOF sooo...

It would be a good strategy to just keep bunting to force a CC heart attack

It's not 2007 anymore

They're really going to have to pick up another SP

I'm surprised people haven't started bunting towards Betances more now. That would be the easiest way to score against him

>aaron small is in georges' bawx!

>Of all the dramatic things!

>it's a Caleb Joseph episode

Isn't Flash our emergency catcher? Put him in instead

he looks fatter than he did last season

>adam chimpout jones

Flaherty is warming up in the bullpen

This meme is stupid, Jones has never chimped out. KYS

>Walking Carter AND Judge
Nice """""""pitching""""""" O's

I'd love to see you call him a chimp IRL faggot

which are you, a fat wop or a fat jew?

>walking two guys who will have a combined 400 k's at the end of the year
>and the backup catcher

Time for the manlet to hit a grand slam

who the fuck stays in the minors for ten years?

Roy Hobbs

torreyes is too impatient, gonna blow it

Absolute madman

Holy fuck, the Yankees should be forced to move to Delmar, this is just sad

>RISP, RISP, RISP
I'm glad things are back to normal

Miley is on Boston and Seattle's payroll still

what the fuck is torreyes swinging at

swung at 3 straight balls, nigga could have walked if he was disciplined

Mileys gonna throw a nono while loading the bases every other inning, calling it now.

That was a horrible AB

Pasadena represent!

My god... There's a blimp on that pitcher's mound!

I don't think I've ever seen a blimp filled with booze before

>Perfect Game over
Time to call it quits

>two scoreless for Miley

>It's a CC gives up hits on soft contact episode

What's Chris Davis' favorite hit? [spoiler] Doubles [spoiler]

Game over, gg birds, grats on 5-0

Good afternoon, 4th and pals! May I ask you what channel is streaming the game?

I'm watching Nat Geo Wild.

Time for two strikeouts and a grounder to first

Can I get a pager?

>Sabathia is the best pitcher the Yankees have this season
Jesus. Relocation to Delaware when?

Why the fuck did that fat cunt Carter not throw it home?

No. I don't have pagers.

Why not?

Nobody is doing it anymore. :(

I think we have to realize the Yankees are no longer the Yankees, but instead some bizzaro club where they can't even stay at or above .500

>He realizes this 15 years too late

I like this new club. Fuck winning. I hope Yankees games look like Whos games in the future.

I wanna fucking kill myself

>Walking Jonny "I will swing at anything" Schoop

Orioles will make the playoffs.

LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S

LET'S GO O'S

Today's lineup reminds me of 2013. There's no hope for this team if the rookies and pitching can't get it together.