ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

>A nigger takes a white man's cock into one of his orifices off camera
>John McClane is pissed the fuck off
>This other white guy doesn't have a sign out front that says "Dead nigger storage"
>And this definitely isn't the movie you're thinking of

>Run, Forest, Run!
>Said no one ever
>Twice
>Because this describes two movies. Name both of them, if you can.

>Be me, single father with two digit IQ
>Not surprisingly, I'm black
>My son dresses like a gang member and almost gets kicked out of school
>Like most blacks, I drive like a fucking retard and practically kill a bunch of people whenever I'm behind the wheel
>Eventually, I meet this big, scary motherfucker.
>He turns out to be a BeeGees fan.

>Recent college grad hits the workforce
>Gets arrested
>Wins trial
>Hilarity ensues
>There was a huge buzz about this film, even before it hit theaters

Even I can't describe this shit.
>german person guy
>white people
>black guy
>nigger
>happy ending

continue...

>billy ray cyrus travels across the US
>meets Shao Khan
>takes a shit shower

django

Joe Dirt. Nice one.

The Billy Ray part really threw me for a second. I thought, wait, the faggot who is the dad of that whore?

>People in a jungle shoot at the enemy with a chain gun. They just don't realize which enemy it is.
>Maybe it's not human
>Terminally ill malaria patient is played by surprisingly robust American actor
>Maybe that's because in true American fashion, the actor just couldn't put down the fucking burgers

>Big hungry Nevada worms

Apolcolpse now?

Tremors

Predator?

fuck
>Big caterpillars and some angry birds

not a movie, but a show
>hobo takes control of a huge company
>fights off ninjas
>final showdown with another business guy keeps coming back to life because he drank the magic ninja potion or whatever the fuck

Yes! Now you post some movies, okay? OK, good.

I can see how you'd get that, but nah. It was a reference to the guys shooting at a tiger and thinking it was enemy soldiers.

>Big caterpillars and some angry birds
James and the Giant Peach

nein

> Indian dwayne johnson with long hair saves bad disney film

Oh man, I fell for it

>man kills his boss
>beans

superjail

Easy mode
>faggot sucks so bad he cant kill a man with a wrist-mounted nuke

>people who live on the moon
>can speak English perfectly but don't know how to shake someone's hand
>main guy can't talk because it kills people
>his brother tries to take over his empire
>in the last episode they feed his brother to their giant dog as punishment, surprisingly disturbing ending

guess again, something more recent

A group of people are stuck in a shape made out of rooms of the same shape, and some of the rooms have deadly traps in them. They have to traverse the rooms and find the way out

>kid goes to future
>kid falls in love with someone from future
>kid gets kicked out of future
>kid winds up saving future

>tank
>Desert
>no water, no food
>surrounded by Germans

Inhumans?

finding dory

Broken Arrow?

Sounds like Inhumans but that's a TV show, so probably not.

Pulp fiction of course. "Dead nigger storage gave it away

Cube

How is that a bad description? That's literally the whole movie.

Donnie Darko

A little kid ends up almost dying because he punched someone in elementary

What is the last line again?

>we in da jungle
>we gettin exterminated
>oh shit what are those big ass things in the water

Nope, it starts with a P

Right. I didn't even read the whole thing

Anaconda

>immigrants come to a peaceful and civilized country and are welcomed with open arms
>the immigrants cause bombings and terrorism
>peaceful country responds by carpet-bombing the immigrants' home country into oblivion

No.
Hint: murder sports

I'll give you a hint: it's a kids movie.

You got it. I figured that it was obscure enough that no one would get it, but you proved me wrong. Good job

Moana?

Arrow?

Sounds like Independence Day. Well, technically, it sounds like the UK and most of fucking Europe in 2017 but still.

Surprisingly, that movie gets posted quite regularly in these threads. I was just thinking about how odd it is that so many people on Sup Forums have seen it. I think it reveals something about the kind of people this board attracts (and I'm one of them, after all).

Iron fist

>Nerdy underage b& girl doesn't understand whose fingers to fuck.
>Pedobear kidnaps her little loli sister
>Nerdy girl falls in love with a different rapist
>A comedy

Predator?

not donnie darko

Except for the last line, present day Europe

>Be me, strong, silent type with a tender heart from the wrong side of the tracks
>My oneitis gets attacked by a pack of niggers one night and I fight them off
>But there's this faggot who looks like a dark haired Fabio who wants to fucking stab me!
>And he's really good at juggling

never seen that one, but good guess
Yes.
>Sounds like Independence Day.
Guess again.

black sheep?

I'll give you a hint: there are indeed memes comparing that movie to the immigration crisis.

Predator

Predators

Right

Wrong. Its based on a true story

How about an easy one?

>A cop wants to kill my friend, some Irish kid
>He's an underage b& but really mature for his age
>I try to help out by working at the steel factory
>Along the way, I learn Spanish

>Black Mask beats the shit out of the faggot from the Joy Luck Club
>Queen of the Damned is chased by Jerry O'Connell's pet nigger
>You know that guy who always gets arrested for smoking crack? Like every three months?
>He's here too. And he dies.

Pocahontas

>be intelligent alien
>i'm actually so stupid id rather rip your heads off and get killed by a squid

>A man is betrayed by the people he loves most in the world
>This cuckolded man is otherwise a beloved figure in his community and the favorite customer of a shopkeeper
>In a scene of high drama, he admonishes his love that she is excoriating him
>A spirited but impressionable youth is drawn into the dark world of narcotics addiction
>Also, people play catch.

Aliens vs. Predator

the jungle book

Never seen it, but very close.

Prometheus

>be flying bug
>enjoy a certain music genre
If nobody gets this I'm fucking out.

No. But that also works, from what I remember of it.

An American Tail

Winrar

A Bee Movie

No.

I'll give you a hint: the protagonist who leads the bombing is a loner who is enraged by society.

(the bombing of the immigrants' country)

correrect

Kek! I already posted it ITT and no one got it. But then, I gave a slightly trickier description.

Shrek or Shrek II

>cuck working at convenience store trying to get back with his ex gf even though he's with a better girl who care about him
>asshole video store worker making everything worse for cuck
>two stoners selling outside wreaking havoc on the community
>37 dicks

Kinda fucking obvious if you've seen it

No.

Surprised nobody's gotten it... one of the easiest in the thread

also the three main protagonists are colored after the German flag. and they get a Huffingtonpost/tumblr type of girl who tries to help them with their anger issues and change the mc from being angry at society, but she eventually takes up their resistance cause instead.

>fall from space
>commit a fuck load of crimes
>go to space prison with waifu
>oh shit wrong hole
>crazy escape scene
>fall from space again

I'll be surprised if anyone gets this

>A high school girl gives her panties to a middle schooler
>This same girl (underage btw) has her virginity taken by a 19 y/o
>She is enraged with her family

Tank girl

i haven't seen it, but it's Clerks

Clerks

Too many hints, really.

Told ya, obvious.

Critters 2

>bat fucks up store
>kidnapping of dad
>little girl needs help
>british detectives help
>evil genuis plans to kill queen

ok last hint

most of the characters ar ebirds

Nope. Hint: its a prison for mutants

Well, make it less obvious next time, matey. That's what makes these threads fun. That way, when someone gets a famous movie, everyone goes "Holy shit! It was that movie."

Fucking angry birds

> white guy
> look for guy
> find guy
> new life
> steak
> almost died
> woah survived
> la fin

Is the "woah" a reference to Keanu Reeves? If so, I'll say The Matrix.

I just use "woah" a lot but yeah you're correct

>bunch of aussies on a road trip saying "mate" every five seconds
>kill some of their family members
>kill a bunch of people on the road
>rescue sister from military detainment
>sister has people under her mind control cannibalize the military guy

YES

I'm tempted to say Superman II since Zod and his fellow Kryptonians looked like mutants to us. But...I don't know. That's a good one, whatever it is. I love when people use obscure movies they don't think anyone has seen.

no, it's from the 40's

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