Would you fuck a horse for monetary compensation Sup Forums?

would you fuck a horse for monetary compensation Sup Forums?
if so name your price

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I'm I'm doing the fucking I guess it's not too bad as long as it doesn't fight, cause then I'm a dead man, I'd want maybe $10,000 though

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i'd rather let a horse fuck me
for free

get fucked by a horse, ok
fuck a horse, no.

No. It's physically impossible and neither I nor the horse would get any enjoyment.

this.

I'd pay to fuck a horse

I would pay the horse or horse owner? If its a wild horse do i pay the govmt?

If it's a wild horse, you pay the ferryman.

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t. brainlet

LOL

If there wasn't a risk to me getting my head kicked in
I'd also agree to 10k

Yeah I agree with everyone else, I'd pay about 10K to fuck it

Isn't that "Mr Hands"?

he ded

>would you fuck a horse for monetary compensation
Do I get to fuck the mare that's sitting on the horses back too?

post moar

does anybody know what happened to that dude, i mean the horse went pretty deep inside.

he died of internal injuries

yeah he was too ashamed to go to a hospital and ended up dying

So long as there wasn't:

>Risk of getting an infection
>Risk of getting caught
>Risk of getting kicked

I'd do it for free. Hell, I'd try just about anything once

I'd have to see the horse before I could tell you how much I'd pay.

Probably just do it for free. Its a good story.

The whole story of "Mr. Hands":
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

100k

I wouldn't pay a dime over $1,000.

whats with all the money talk, there is a farm about 2 miles from where I live where I can get freebies.

^^^

Lol you could do a lot worse than a horse. If I'm the one getting paid, it may as well be something gross or weird

Lowest I'd go is 50k USD. As long as I can wear a condom and won't get kicked to death.

Thanks to recent legislation.. Fucking this is legal here.

I don't see why it wouldn't.

Puny little man cock is rape because the horse can't consent but if I want to breed it with the biggest male horse on the planet then that's 100% ok. Dumb shit.

Truth.

If the mare is able to take a stallion dick the size of an NBA players arm.. It won't even react to human thrusts.

but but its icky!

uhh yeah it will
you have no experience do you?

No cross species disease

That's more a trust issue between you and your horse.

degenerates fucking animals is how AIDS happened, just wait 3 more fuckin years for the robots

I need about tree fiddy.

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Anyone got any mare anal vids?

Gross

keep em comming

I'm not serious about it being icky, even if I don't like it myself I don't give a shit what anyone else does as long as they aren't abusing the animal.

It's icky is poor excuse. I find gay men a bit icky but it's none of my fucking business and no one is getting hurt either so have at.

>fuckable horse robot

take my money

I can't help it. The penis wants what it wants.

That horse couldn't even feel it

I Fuck my mares all the time for free.
I guess I'd let people pay me to Fuck them too.

Mares can feel human cock. They enjoy it a lot too.

>implying that i need monetary compensation
fuck off nigger

Bout tree fidy

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awesome

More mares.
or bitches.
Bitches are good too.

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what country?

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that's all folks!

Thanks for keeping thread alive

holy fuck thats weird

What do yall say when someone asks why you own a horse.

My compensation would be just not getting in trouble or anything for it ... you don't need to pay me to boink that vag

where can i find more

Why would they ask?
Why would they think there was a reason to ask? It's perfectly normal to have horses.

most mods delete beast threads

Is owning a horse normal? Did not think so

500mil

Where would it not be normal to own horses?

depends where you live, seriously you even asking such question implies you live in an urban area and are not especially well-traveled nor bright.

Cities or starving third-world nations

Me and most of the people living in my area all have horses.

HOW ARE THESE CRAZY FUCKERS NOT AFRAID OF BEING KICKED BY THE HORSE

why would they kick them? mares love cock

I have never lived in country or anywhere in which horses are common so sorry for lack of knowledge. Don't see how living in a city means I am not bright.

Because despite what they will tell you, animals actually can and do consent to sex with people all the time

Horses kick when they are mad or frightened.
If they like you and like what you are doing they have no reason to kick.
One of my mares kicks a lot, seemingly if you only look at her wrong.
She's also the one who loves sex the most and will never raise a hoof when you are Fucking her.
She will vigorously grind back against you.

Any webms of mini mares or calf heifers getting fucked?

That's bullshit faggot

Absolutely not.

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Isn't that an arm glove?

By all the time i didn't mean everytime, of course rape is a thing but consensual bestiality is not as uncommon as you would think

That's one surefire way to get the horse loyal to you

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Yes. Price depends on whether people will find out.

$200k if it's guaranteed no one will find out.

$50 million if people will know about it.

jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with you

Don't pay the ferryman.
Don't even name a price.

A song I will forever associate with horse fucking from now on.

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10,000$ will service female horses

So it's rape when she put her ass near your face

Anyone got anymore webms?