Cubs' Jake 'anger and being cockblocked on contract negotiations only makes him beard bushier' Arrieta, pitches against the Brewers' Zach 'ERA 12.46, that's either getting cut in half or multipled by 4 today' Davies
You want the line up? I'll tell you it, Brewers is exactly the same because they're still rebuilding and the Maddon madhouse of rotation is going to switch out two position players
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>Goes 0-2
>Goes to full count
>Gives up a single
Sum up this game with a webm or image.
Your "nicknames" are atrocious and you need to stop trying my Reddit-american friend
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Get back to pitching Davie
>tfw hour long 1st inning
>Heyward with a 2 RBI triple on his first pitch
The term is trite, but APOLOGIZE
>heyward driving the ball
what did he mean by this?
The City of Zach 'ERA 18.00' Davies.
>3B from heyward
>SB from montero
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Trump's victory has caused a tear in the space time continuum and causing various versions of the same player to merge together. Heyward can hit and Montero can steal bases.
Dammit, I missed the top of the 1st.
best timeline
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>Brewers father
>With a son in a Cubs hat and a daughter in a White Sox hat.
Wisconsin parenting at its finest.
SCHWARBER GOES DEEP
>Top the order gets hits
I've seen this episode before. Like 20 minutes ago.
Deep dish is a twice a year treat
>the city of Milwaukee
Is it any good? I've always wanted to try pizza pie.
With Baez dead, the 2b butterfingers curse got cast onto the Boors.
It's one of those days.
>broors defense
>he forgot to catch the baseball
top-tier commentating
>51 pitches through 1 and 1/3
>Wear a jaw protector
>Get hit in the temple
The city of Zach 'when only giving up 1 run in an inning causes your ERA to go down' Davies.
Also props, that would a good catch.
Amazing catch, milly.
Hardly
that was jim edmonds unnecessary dive tier
THAT UMPIRE JUST MURDERED THAT INFLATED SAUSAGE ON THE FIELD.
i think that was a condom desu
I condomn that umpire's actions
thats the catch of 2017 right there
calling it now
>Bullpen no longer located on the field
RIP foul ball chicken.
its incredible it was on the field for as long as it was
It was just part of the stadium and it was up to away team outfielders and third basemen to know where the mounds were even though they still managed to kill someone every year.
>Schwarber almost makes a spectacular sliding catch
As long as his knee doesn't pull a Derek Rose...
Guys, I found John Lester's strategy to keep base runners from stealing now that he doesn't have David Ross to keep his back.
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BRAUNIE
I'm not even mad, that was a damn good hit.
Tuning in now. Did I actually miss J-Hey getting a hit???
a triple
And his two outs were inches away from being hits.
Theo, please trade rizzo for quality pitchers
wait, where is everyone...must be the great weather
10k's for Jake from state farm
No one lives in Wisconsin. the only reason it's as filled as it is is because all the people came from Chicago
what's the nick name for ben z
Master batter
benzodiazepine
>heyward got another hit
is he, dare i say, /ourguy/?
>Heyward with his 3 RBI of the day
>Could have easily gone 4/4
The Tardinals are weeping that they're stuck with Fowler now.
ben "dinger" zobrist
Dragon Ben Z
how many runs do the cubs have off errors? 3?
No
i like
NO
Maybe
Do you even know the reference?
>Those fatties doing a ho down are considered am 8 in Wisconsin
no... please help me find my way great one
Look at how he handles his bat next time he comes up to the plate. All will become clear then my child.
Kyle you ball hog
I liken it to a train engine.
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA
What about Dinger Ben Z?
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gg brewers see you next week
>t. cardinals fan
What the fuck, it's still the top of the 8th. This isn't like Ape Hoop or Dive Grass where the game is over.
Your screen has been visited by Mr. Slim Skelly. Strike-outs and curve balls will come to you but only if you post "Make 'em jelly, skelly!" in this thread.
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That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
>Newfag didn't watch the Who's 9th inning collapse last year.
>Or the final day of the 2011 season.
Son, never take anything for granted.
If the Cubs lose this game I will an hero on cam
Damn, Heyward could have gone 5 for 5 if the Boors fielding didn't get godly every time he was up at batt.
The hat tip to that catch was classy.
I bet Milwaukee will win. Am I fucked
Like a tripfag trying to get beer at a gay bar.
>Rodon is still regressed from last year.
Save us Wade Davis!
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