ITT: things you will admit anonymously but not in real life
>8 years old, have friends over to my house
>playing outside
>dog starts humping one kid who was lying down
>my 8 year old brain perceives this as my dog loving him more than me
>spend the next few days lying down next to my dog trying to get him to hump me to prove that he liked me more
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That is why dogs are filthy disgusting animals.
I have inserted a Double Cheeseburger into my ass.
an ex gf was giving me a foot job and she put her big toe into my asshole and I came
> I jerk off to shemale and furry porn.
> I think about killing myself every single day
> I wish both of my parents would die because I feel like life would be easier
i got herpes from a black woman
That intrigues me
I eat my boogers and ear wax, I fucking love the tastes, the bigger the better as far as I'm concerned
I love myself and believe that all you fucking humans are put on the earth for my amusement
I,m 25 and I fucked around 40 different women. All of them were hookers because I'm a loser at hitting girls.
My brother used to get me off when I was younger in exchange for help on my homework. I'm a mess.
I've thought this as well
Sounds wicked
How's Middle School going user?
I'd date a 99.9percentile hot trap so I'm bi.
...
Bad or good?
I’m a sex addict at a very young age, I’m 18 (going to be 19 in a month) and I have had sex with multiple men and women.
I have had sex with about 75 women since I was 16 (legal age in the UK) and 48 men (i’d say around 45 of the men where bottom and hairless and feminine and the rest of them where tops who fucked me)
I jerk of to porn everyday unless I cum coz I edge daily and only cum around once per week.
Life is good I’m excercising and studies are good but I feel like if I become less sexual I’ll start making better decisions
Not really sure to be honest, I feel like it would be kinda hot at the time, but then shame would wash over me like a tidal wave right after
Seems about right
I'm sorry to hear that user
EEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
Ear wax? that shit is all bitter.
At least snot has a nice saltiness to it.
Thanks
I want to fuck my coworker and bust a fat nut on her big Guyanese titties
Hey me too!!
My former neighbor used to fuck her son with her daughter in the room. I recorded hours of it over months. I used it to blackmail her for sex and blackmailed her into turning a blind eye while her 14-year-old daughter spent hours at my house. 6 months of fucking both, she moved away. Over the next 3 years, her daughter took her bike to my house and we still hooked up. That changed when she got her own car and found a boy her age. I mailed her my blackmail material as a goodbye gift.
fucked both my sisters and one of my two female cousins, am the worst kind of sadist, 24/7 thoughts of sexual and physical violence and mutilation, aspire to kill as many people as possible before I die, very much want to try human meat
Who will pay for you, you lil bitch
i'd fuck the shit out of my younger sister but i have no idea on how to initiate it.
...
Just stuck it in there with no prep?
Lol me too.
I tried a MFM threesome and ended up enjoying it more then my girlfriend.
You are a fucking boss!
how the fuck
(seriously, i think i have your drive, but not skill)
HAHAHAHAHAHA You try so hard to impress a load of strangers on the internet with your lies trying to make yourself out to be a Alpha male. But in true sad toss pot wanker fashion you fail miserably.75 women really? 75? you remember all 75? What a crock of horse shit. Fuck i cant even remember the first time, so i have no idea how you can remember 75, pretty specific number. not 70odd or around 70ish. But 75. Give me the fucking names of all those 75 women now you fucking pathetic lying pile of monkey spunk.
Im a straight guy that loves cum and cock (uncut only)
I actually created this stupid ugly blog. corneey.com
It was back when Tumblr was cool and I was into odd looking people and things. You'll have nightmares for weeks. It still frightens me.
I don't like you anymore
didn't think so,
guess I'll have to find some new pussy lmao you're ugly asfuck anyways
lol
You're a dirty faggot and I hope you get AIDS and die a slow and painful death. We all know you're fucking empty and you feel nothing. Death would end your suffering you stupid faggot.
Seriously though, find someone else.
Was fun while it lasted.
I fap to pictures of a friend and I feel bad cause she's an evangelical who's super devoted to her religion. The thought of her losing her innocence just turns me on
There's literally nothing more to the story... Wtf are you interested about you faggot?
I don't even have to look to find somebody walking around with pussy 19x better than yours and a decent face slut kys
gross
I never touched a girl and i kissed 2 guys, and fap them
i was laughing at how fucking retarded you sound. also, go fuck yourself.
Hey, you do the same thing, never in my life I've felt safe enough around someone to confess, but I wish I could
I'm OP
I used to lay on my ex gf daughters bed and jerk off with her daughters panties. Would rub my cock on her pillow too.
Edgy
I Meant To Say : Over Powered 9000!
My Name IS Simon Troy Cosgrove!
You do know anime isn't real, right? Cuz it's not and you're probably living a fantasy life when you actually never leave your basement and the only other human you actually interact with is your mom, because your dad gave up on you a long time ago and you've never had a friend.
Nah it's okay I prefer to fuck other people, including anybody but you.
I watched that whole thing and I still have no idea what I just watched.
Kek I fucking do this shit to my sis in law. There was a moment where I guaranteed all clean panties was loaded with cum and verified she wore them.
TRUE
A "Love Letter From user 2 U"
I've Always Known ;) Why Don't You Leave Me A Warm Batch Instead Of Me Having To Wear The Crusty Kind Only? I Like Variation!
How and for what fucking reason?
>Sup Forums starter pack
Well, I Just Shit Myself To Death.
Sam? Why are all the letters of every word in caps? It's freaking me out holy shit
Dude, my name is Simon.
Simon. STC. Simon Troy Cosgrove.
Not SAM.
I Am Not A SAM-SITE.
Samsonite, sort of thing I guess.
I masturbate to naked photos of my ex with the other window showing pictures of her and her current boyfriend on facebook.
dont worry im not one of those edgelord hot topic types, I put effort into appearing completely normal "grrr oh no rape is bad guys"
PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED
my wife has 2 sisters one is 24 and married the other is 22 and single me and my wife are both 28
I've been fucking the 24 year old for 6 years and the 22 year old for 5
years. They don't know about me fucking both of them the 24 and 22 year old. Both always tell me they wish I was married to them. Out of the 3 of them my wife is the least adventurous and 24 year old is down for almost anything. I'm slowly but surely getting the 22 year old that way. Been able to fuck her in the ass for about 6 months now and she's loving it. The 24 year old who is down for all sorts of kinks is obviously my favourite I fuck her at least 3 times a week. Every time she let's me fuck her ass. My wife won't even try it once.. The hardest part is getting the time away from my wife. The 22 year old is at University so just get her when she's home. 24 year old only lives around the corner. I don't feel any guilt I'm bipolar if that means anything.
Nothing.
Everything I admit in my mind is the same as admitting to the world and universe.
Man will create a god-like being through development of magic-like technology. At that time, there will be no secrets, no plurality or individuality, and "no thing" to worry or think about anymore. We'll dissolve into a single contentiousness
accidentally hit the submit button.
We will dissolve into a single consciousness that accepts, understands and contemplates the entire universe in all of it's simplicity and complexity.
These petty secrets you believe you own right now are an illusion.
That ticking sound is that metaphorical time bomb. I feel bad for future you.
"Homo Luminous"
Have you ever talked to a person through your mouth and not a keyboard? My bet is in no, because you clearly keep saying that kind of shit
For example, I came really hard while posting her in this thread and looking at photos of her and her boyfriend camping, which we used to do a lot together.
Be an adult talk to them they are an adult to and funny being a narcasist as you say I'd say sociopath they will have already thought this like you months ago but they will need the closer and the emotions to let go and accept someone is scared their only friend is leaving and their reason to get better and smile is now gone. Just tell them it's no ones fault comfort them they will have already known this was coming talk say your graces try help them be a person hug they do have to accept they have made a person afraid of them. And then leave
Funny when you talk to people and adults honestly they usually have already thought the same thing. The more human you are to a paranoid the easier. I'm sure they are quite aware they could become a threat more than your aware they do live with it . It would be more no one wants to admit they got that bad they had to let friends go. They will know they just won't want to. No one wants to think they are scary or a threat. Remember it's for the best and it's no ones fault but be honest and admit you fear for your safety they will accept it but need help to let go. Your basicly telling this person they are a monster and you feel threatened and unsafe around them anymore comfort them hug it's not their fault I'd say they probally already know this it's that step of it's for the better and for your safety it needs to be done way before you did. It's the crying for an hour coming to peace saying goodbye yeah goodbye and not letting them spiral to far into anger or sadness by being a shoulder To cry on essentially one last time. Pretty easy don't let them blame themselves fake the happy n it will befine so they can fake themselves through it to sadly has to be done like this when potential threat.
They already know it's the best thing to do they just won't want to
It's not their fault
Fake hug happy n smile
Grit your teeth n fake it you'll be fine and be able to leave easy no worries
Help them let go
about this? absolutely not, have I ever spoken to another human being? yes
tldr
Muslim
I've posted pics on this site, safe pics. Replied to it myself with "MODS" comments and deleted it myself... just to make people think they missed some CP or something.
he said "about 75" you stupid fuck
Don't let their smile die when you leave ..... Please ! E
abandonment narsasist sociopath or anyone that's sucluded from people try to keep their smile alive
Full meds won't flip or get angry they are people and can adult talk yep they can they need the push to do it they are your mate same person don't let them feel like a monster even if that's how you see them they are human you'll be fine talk yep talk
Sometimes they really are a monster though and just cutting them out is the right thing to do. Sociopaths don't learn and you sound delusional, not everything is important let shit go.
Dick
Don't cry for me I'm already dead
lmao
Honorary dubs for that user.
You'll no doubt pay when wifey finds out but enjoy it for me user. My own sister in law stayed with us this week and I'd give my left nut to fuck them both together. Her BF is a piece of shit with a goddamn meth lab in his back yard. Wish she would leave him and move in with us. Your dream will end but live it for me in the meantime you happy faggot.