Yo sup Sup Forumsrothers

yo sup Sup Forumsrothers

this is an interactive story
whatever dubs or greater choose the character to do i will draw

Plot:

It's just a normal morning for you, you wake up in your mom's basement on an unknown day ready to shitpost. However you look to your left, where your hot girlfriend/waifu was lying, and she's not there.

Should you investigate?

No, I shave off my stupid beard and hair instead.

roll

put finger in bum

put hand in bum

I scream out YUGIOH and power wank to pictures of bottles on the internet. Forgetting about my made up girlfriend.

roll

I kill myself by headbutting the pavement outside several times.

this

Remember i killed a homeless guy. Fuck body while toni braxton playing in the background

again

>CYOA thread
>On an albanian raccoon collection board

Go back to faggot.

Ask my roommate Adolf where my woman at.

this guys a closet homo

shave hair and go ask mother for tendies

Hang myself

roll

Go get some mcdonald's

remember i have gym. Proceed to duck tape my dick to a goldfish

roll again

final roll

Roll

Remember to praise the LORD JESUS CHRIST

roll roll roll

Shit in my bed

WinRAR

Ayy fuckyes

kill myself, he hangs himself in his own bedroom

Furiously masturbate

rolling for hangman

rolling for goldfishdick

off by one

You absolutely can't bear a single moment without your waifu/girlfriend.

You decide suicide is the only option. You stand on a chair as you tie a knot to the ceiling fan above you.

You puss the chair underneath you and finally feel that moment of happiness as the curse that is your life will finally be over.

However the rope you found can't handle your 350lbs and it snaps, leaving you on the floor, more miserable than before.

Will you
-Attempt suicide again
-Search for your waifu
- Do something else

*push

Cry in the shower

Attach to rocket and fly deep inside uranus

Have a wank

roll

Furiously masturbate with a cucumber in my ass

Drink a bottle of bleach