/hoc/ on suicide watch edition

TOR:Frederik Andersen out against Jackets Sunday
CLM:Zach Werenski expected back for the playoffs
CLM:Cam Atkinson benched in third period Saturday
EDM:Cam Talbot adds to Oilers record with win 42
EDM:Connor McDavid extends point streak to 13
WPG:Blake Wheeler ends 16-17 with shorthanded GWG
TOR:Matthews scores 40th, Leafs going to playoffs
FLA:James Reimer gets 30-save shutout over Sabres
NYI:Anders Lee nets two goals in 4-2 win over NJD
TOR:Frederik Andersen (upper body) exits key game
CAL:Flames to rest Giordano vs Sharks on Saturday
MON:Max Pacioretty won't play against Detroit

first for wings win the cup next year

First for McDavid getting 2 points tonight

>lgbtning
get rekt subcucks

>laffs hairtriggered into blaming tampa
wew, thanks for taking the fall

Detroit

seriously, wasn't McELhinney on the Sabres?

Dallas Stars General Manager Jim Nill announced today that Lindy Ruff will not return as head coach for the 2017-18 season and the organization will immediately begin the process of hiring a new head coach. Ruff earned a record of 34-37-11 for 79 points as head coach with Dallas this season.

Dallas replacing coach.

>get all star american
>finally make playoffs
what did """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""canada's team"""""""""""""""""""""""" mean by this?

this desu

*tranpa

Islanders will win metropolitan next year

hockey slags are best slags

Uncle Gary goes to bed every night and has nightmares about a Edmonton/Toronto SCF.

It takes a player with actual skill and a bunch of rookies in order to make the playoffs. And a danish goalie

Good post

True post

Reminder Cam Atkinson will win the Stanley Cup as the MVP

Toronto isn't a part of Canada, they're essentially pseudo-Americans

most underrated player in the league desu

...

You mean anders lee

i licked my finger and stuck it in my belly button and got a bunch of crumbs from the oreos i was eating last night

>tfw can't drive 30 minutes and skate on this lake anymore

JUST FUCK MY SEASONS UP FAMILY

wow really makes you think

i hope you fall through the ice and freeze to death and drown

go back and stay there

the sharks are reddit

>t. bandwagoning laffs redditor
at last you have been exposed

how did you get this pic?

saved it from the last thread

laffs hfboard probably

Unlike you I'm not so fat I can't swim LMAO!!!!!!!

don't use your redditspeak here scum

>James Van Rimjib's goal webm hasn't been posted yet

and you call yourselves /hoc/?

5.6/10

We don't shill for pajeet teams here

You call yourself Hellenic?

Fat people are better at swimming since they float

it was a slightly above mediocre goal, who cares.

But I was told Leafs fans were all lifelongers :^)

Like that Danish faggot that posts here

fat floats dumbass

it was a great goal

speaking from you own experience i'm sure

i thought the dane was because andersen was traded

Except he isn't

>Fatties can swim with skates attached to their feet in sub-zero temperatures

Really activated my almonds

yes i attended anatomy class unlike you obviously

i hope you fat syrup guzzling poutine eating pakistani ass slips on a the ice and smacks your head open on it and your skull cracks open you son of a bitch,eat my asshole and never send replies to me or call me fat ever again bitch

good book lads, highly recommend

Americans are fat lol!!

>americans

>I fucking suck at my job: the book

tgis semen slurping literature isnt for ne

>usa 35%
>canada 30.1%
hmmmmm

Does this leafs game matter? Will they go down to wildcard if they lose this?

Mad

>65.1%

wheeres the rest of it

what is that? body fat percentage?

not white

it will determine who they face on the first round. If they win, or get just a point, they will face the snes.
But if they lose...

you probably ate it you stupid fucking american

>Will they go down to wildcard if they lose this?

If they get zero points they play Washington, if they get even 1 they play the >snes

Cheer for them to lose. Sens/Bruins and Caps/Leafs spreads the fun around.

guarantee the laffs get washington and swept lmao

>on

it's in you stupid fucking american

2018 TOP OLYMPIC TEAM RANKINGS

1) Russia
2) Canada
3) Sweden
4) U.S.A
5) Finland
6) Czech Republic
7) Slovakia
8) Switzerland
9) Germany
10) Latvia
11) Denmark
12) Belarus
13) Austria
14) Kazakhstan
15) Slovenia

>reminder that Sidney Crosby is not white
>reminder that Connor mcshitforbrains is not white
Why is Canada so fucking black

>usa that high
might i remind you that they literally didnt win a single game at the last international tournament?

sleeping with kate bairness must be like sleeping with your dad

Nice white man digits

What? The US won that last international tournament
The WJC was the last international tournament

This is the optimal outcomes from todays games.
>leafs get a point= sens vs leafs playoffs
>Oilers get a win and duck lose = Flames vs Oilers Playoffs, and Sharks vs Ducks. If this happens it will be the ultimate comfy scenario.

Reminder that NHL tier talent will be scarce in the Olympics

that's her name? I sincerely don't remember it. And I like her.

mcdavid has blonde hair and blue eyes

reminder that if you arent a blue eyed blonde you arent white

Last NHL tier tourney

Nah, he's a fucking Frog nigger

Find a flaw.

>xheattle
Found it

you think hes a black frenchman? exactly how retarded are you?

olympics won't be a NHL tier tourney though

Coulda fooled me. I thought it was a Punjabi colony desu.

East
>the New York division
>the Great Lakes division
>the New England division
>the Appalachian division
West
>the Great Plains division
>the metropolitan division
>the California divisions
>the great northern division

Reminder that this kid is a fucking autistic frog nigger mexican beaner cuck retard faggot dumbass spic from shitcago literally sucks cocks for free and has a tumor in his brain the size of a large cock and he will leads the Oilers to the cup

Go Oilers

delete this immediately

>the New England division
>only one team from new england

Still have some leftover chili I made earlier in the week. Thinking of running to the store for another try at kraft dinner and just mixing the chili in with it.

Thoughts, lads?

>he doesn't know
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
kek this man is a French nigger

Portland should get a team over Seattle

LITERALLY JUST
Googled Connor Mcdavid
And it says he is
From Richmond Hill, Ontario
Care to explain these slanderous accusations

literally /ourguy/

>One team in New England
>New England division

10/10 would trigger frogs and ontario

the pacific north west will rise again

sounds like a tasty easy snack desu! I got some pulled pork in the slow cooker

>the one to bring balance

>4 divisonal games
>3 conference games
>2 cross conference games
>3*4+12*3+16*2=80

perfect

uh ok

>he doesn't know
The New England area was original all the way to Nova Scotia

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW CROSBY IS EVIL

would do/10

Would every team be able to play each-other once in both buildings under that format?

With 32 teams that would take up 64 games alone which could be a scheduling nightmare without those 2 extra games.

Olf6 Division system was perfect