So today is my birthday and im depressed and alone. If anyone wants to post here to keep me company for a bit...

So today is my birthday and im depressed and alone. If anyone wants to post here to keep me company for a bit, it would cheer me up. If anyone wants to post their tits or wifes tits, that woild make me smile but im sure there are no femanons on b that give a shit about a loser like me. Thanks in advanced for the company

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Its my birthday too friend :)

Thanks
Cool, hope yours is better then mine. Any plans?

birthdays are overrated. its a day like any else. at least thats what I tell myself on every birthday. Try to stop caring about it, it makes it easier.
On that note, happy birthday

I think i may get something to drink once the beer store opens. Anyone got any sugesstions?

Walk outside and keep walking until you're going down streets you've never been down before. Get on a bus and strike up a conversation with a stranger.

Captain of your own experience.

I know but its hard when you go to work and its some other guys birthday and everyones like happy birthday, heres cake, girls hug him etc. I go to work on my birthday and no one does shit. Not that im the most outgoing guy but still. Its not like im a dick and they haate me. They just dont give a shit. I dunno. I took off today so i csn drink myself to a drunk blob state. Last year not even one person wished me happy birthdsy and there is a person in charge of arranging all employees birthdays to get a card and cake.

Hapoy birthday user

Where from?

Im so awkward though. Face to face i never know what to say unless i know you. Even then i stick my foot in my mouth. Besides, its fucking cold oitside and i dont wanna get dressed lol. I figured b would be good enough. I never posted bedore, always have just lurked

buy some good! dark chocolate, milk and cream, also dark rum and amaretto.
heat milk, smelt come chocolate in it, sweeten it a tiny bit, put in some cream, amaretto and some rum. Enjoy the sweet chocolate embrace and get buzzed without tasting alcohol
I know that feeling. Thats why I stopped telling anyone when my birthday is. If no one knows, no one can mess up or ignore it. You seem to have shitty coworkers though.

Thansk. New york city. You?

self deprecation is the least attractive trait in a human. Buck the fuck up and stop calling yourself a loser you loser.

Also happy birthday do two or three little things that makes you happy today. Whether its smoke a joint, go to the cinema or go to the casino. Small memorable things go a long way

That pic made me laugh. I work with people that probably would do that haha. Some of them are so fucking stupid. And i guess they are shitty. Like this one guy had a birthday a few months ago, and hes a 9.9/10, not going to lie. Every girl was like happy birthday, and hugged him, kissed him on the cheek, and was like all over him. Now im not saying im ugly but im no 9.9. And i reslly dont talk much. Nit that indont talk, i just not the type to strik up random conversations. Im friendly though. I jst feel like they dont care because i dont hand out after work withthem. Not thst they have ever invited me. And honeslty if they ever did, i probably would have gone a few times. I dunno. Thsts what really gets me though. I took off so i there is a reason for no hsppy birthdays and not thst they forgot or dont give a fuck

I know. Trust me i know. Im sure thats why i dont have many friends. But its hard sometimes. Today is really bad, im not normally this bad. But i already had a couples beers so it kinda made it worse. Im going to drink till i can drink no kore. Just looking to chat with some of you nice anons. And thanks for the bday wishes. I really do appreciate it

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get a hooker in and some xans

The minds like a garden. Thoughts are like seeds. You can plant flowers or you can plant weeds.

Could use a good ball emptying lol. I dont have enough for a hooker plis i dont wanna catch anything. Gonna fap later if i can find good materisl to fsp to.

Weeds overtook my garden. Csnt keep up

There sny femanans here?

Taking off is the easy way out. I'd totally do the same. Don't forget about my recipe, you'll be drunk in no time

Hppy birthday, sounds like the past 6-8 birthdays ive had. I usually just prepare with shitloads of weed and snacks. Sure you might get lonely but when you are just really high you dont think about stuff like that .

I think ill try it later today. Thanks. I know its the easy way out but i just tired of trying. I mean look how many fem anons posted here haha. Sure it was to do with my pathetic attitude but still. I coulld use a good pair of tits to fsp to. Think thats the boozze tslking. Im buzzed

fuck off tryhard

Happy Birthday dude

Happy bday user, have a drink and a few grams of reefer, birthday all your own

Yea. I use booze. Weed jyst isnt my thing.

Femanon here, happy birthday!

If your still here op, ill post my tits to cheer you up but you havent replied

Guess not

Respond! Fucking Op!

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Not op but I’d like to see your tits

Op here, sorry was getting another drink. You can if you want to. I always like a good pair of tits
Im here bro!
moot left man, get over it
Thsnks i think. My morse code is rusty but i think you said happy biirday

happy brithday my nigga

Thsnsk

Any of you anons getting some pussy tonight? If so give one thrust to her from me

user if I were there I'd give you a birthday bj

Thanks. You a dude or fem user? Where you from

Happy Birthday OP, I bear no tits for you but Im in a deer blind free to chat.

Cough "" ez dude she's home all weekend with prezzies ( booze and drugs ) :p for ya and a bd bj you know that just needs an invite

Happy Birthday user.

Here's the one and only titty picture I've ever received in my life. Sorry, I can't give you more. I know how much birthdays tend to suck for us depressed introverts.

Cool, you out hunting? Have you seen anything today? Your a dude or chick

I have mo clue what this means. Maybe im too drunk alresydd?
Thanks bro, very nuce. Who is she and why did she send you tits?

Yeah out hunting, and a dude who can't stay with a chick cause he likes getting fucked up too much.

Least your out doing something. Im here st hime with my booze. You single now then im assuming or a hook up buddy

dude sorry :[

If your the first dude to give be a nj, better be a dsmn good one

Hunter Guy back, found a few ex's pics.new to Sup Forums and on mobile, how do I attach pics?

Click choose file and browse the location where they are and click. Any tits or bjs

Oh, just some girl I used to live for that ended up friendzoning and emotionally destroying me after leading me on for a year or so.

Sorry bro, bitch

Tits I gotta dig for bjs

Tits I gotta dig for bjs

Fried mother fuckers ;)

dont think you'd have any complaints:)

Thanks hunting bro. She good in the sack? Ever fuck in the treestand?

Nice, more

your coworkers sound like cunts
hope you have a good bday man

I'll give you more in an hour, having lunch with my grandma and grandpa

Ok. Thanks bro. How will I find you