I found my mom's dildo/vibrator. What should I do with it Sup Forums?

I found my mom's dildo/vibrator. What should I do with it Sup Forums?

Kill yourself.

Up ass user.

if dubs it goes deep in your butt and then back in her drawer with shit on it

taste it!!!! pic of your mom????? pls

dubs says hand it to mom and ask for a demonstration. timestamps needed of course.

Already tasted it. Really good. Not posting pics but she's a thick white milf.

Glue it your forehead, strip down to your undies and then go out into your garden and pray to the god of the mole-people.

Put a pair of your mum's pants on and fuck your arse with it while moaning about your dad.

I found my moms before, first thing I did was licked every inch of it.

Dubs commands it

check'd

>put her panties on
>fuck your butt with her dildo
>suck your ass off the dildo
>cum on it
>put it away

Same. Already did it. Posted here to find out what to do next.

Probs what I will do

crossdress and confront your mom then shove it up your ass while she watches.

post her pic

Go into her panty drawer

It's almost like you don't know what dildo's are for

Oh, c'mon you little pussy - let's see mama.

do you fags not have a father around? are you niggers?

How about we get a fucking time stamp.

Holy christ, summer's here early.

Fuck off back to /sci/

Check'd

White, but dad left when I was 4

nice trips.

These faggots probably have fathers that work for a living.

More than likely, they're niggers and they don't even have fathers at all...

Cum on it

It's bang on.

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Enjoy your incest brother/son nigga

about time.

Now, put on your mother's underwear.

Let's go, we don't have all day to watch you be a faggot

Show some panties or something at least, or else maybe it's just your dildo...

Thinks about all the germs that are on that wrist band.

Kek. I'm too busy fucking my ass with the dildo

Yum

prove it.

pic of poopy dildy w/ time stamp

>coat it with poison ivy
>put it back
>accuse your dad of cheating
>let the drama unfold
>comfort your little sister
>profit!

OP here. Mom came back early and caught me. Grounded now, no more pics.

Hide it in siblings room, then narc them out.

Kys nigger I'm op and in fine lol

pics fag

I'm just gonna fuck my ass and then cum on it. Seeya guys. Thanks for the advice lol.

Post pic of it while it's shoved up your ass

fuck both of you, I'm OP. Can't post now, too much going on in my jucy butt hole

Why are you pretending to be me

Tape a picture of your dick to it.

those pubic hairs all over it.

If dubs rub hot peppers all over it

Stop pretending to be me, daddy is fucking me now, that's why I'm not responding.

OP's a faggot if we can count to ten.

1

Kys

Glaze it with cum and make your own baby brother

write "Hi Mom!!!" on the side and put it back where you found it.

OP here, found my nan's penis too

Let's see her panties

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Panty drawer

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More depraved images of other peoples clothes and dildos please.

hey funnily my mum owns the same dildo as that


I also bought the same dildo

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chili powder it

my question is how old are you

48

Well?
Wheres our fucking followup?

kek sounds like a plan

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Lick it of course.
Then piss on it.

Put your semen all over the head
wait a few weeks/months
Tell her
????
profit!
I would do this if i had a mom...

stick it up your ass

That shit's making me queasy.

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Filename says this might be a swindle

it is indeed a swindle.