YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO JOIN OUR NEW RELIGION

YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED TO JOIN OUR NEW RELIGION.

JOIN US AND BE SAVED FROM A ETERNITY OF HELL.

i'm in, explain details

YOU HAVE MADE A SMART DECISION CHILD. OUR MESSIAH IS THE CATSOURON AND HE WILL BRING PEACE AND PROSPERITY TO PLANET EARTH.

F for catsouron

YOUR F HAS BEEN RECEIVED CATSAN.

YOUR CONTRIBUTION HAS BEEN NOTED

I am down.

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what does catsouron offer?

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I will never betray KEK!
Be gone Heathen!

allahu akbar

For Catsouron i offer a roll, i wish to give dubs to Catsouron.

BELIEVE

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praise catsouron

THAT WAS MEANT FOR AS HE IS A HERETIC

DUBS FOR CATSOURON

The dubs, catsouron is among us

CATSOURON ACCEPTS YOUR DUBS.

YOU WILL BE SPARED IN THE COMING WARS CHILD.

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SHADILAY! KEK SHALL NEVER BE ABANDONED!

Trips, catsouron, trips

ALL HAIL CATSOURON

yes

All hail

now

Gimme some

heil

Those who do not praise will suffer

dubs, the true face of god

Fuck your gay ass cat

PRAISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! SAVE ME FROM HELL!!!!

HAIL THE ONE AND ONLY LORD CATSOURON

MORE ROLLS FOR CATSOURON

LORD CATSOURON!

LORD CATSOURON!

LORD CATSOURON!

From thy depths of hell, i summon thy, from birth, from my failure i seek redemption, Iwant to see light as the god of Catsouron.

SPREAD THE WORD OF CATSOURON TO OTHER THREADS AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED IN THE COMING WARS.

CATSOURON LOVES YOU ALL.

I am now the leader of your new religion.
I am a powerful, stronghanded but fair ruler.
Enjoy!
You just got cucked.

Fuck off kids get your homework done

I want to join.

I shall do as you command! LORD CATSOURON!

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BOW TO ME!
Or face the conciqu....

Fucking disrespect me?

delete this

Ok we were just having fun no need to be a wanna be edgelord. Seriously what a buzzkill I best you're fun at parties.

You fool! you are beyond redemption! the lord shall have no games here!!

bet*

I am KING CAT!
Bow to your new ruller?

Even if that damn cat survived it would have bad brain damage and most likely epilepsy

HOW DARE YOU! HOW DATE YIOU MAKE FYUN OF THE LORD!! HOW DARE YOU GHOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU!!!

I shall show mercy to those who BOW?

edge lords get out or this beef boi coming your way

The only True lord is I CATSOURON! You can not trick us, our faith for our savior is too strong!

Rekt war? REKT WAR!

FUCK YOU!! DISGUSTING FUCK!! FEEL THE WRATH OF CATSOURON!!!

you had me at been

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You're about to become collateral damage skido.
GTFO my way!

KYS

CATSOURON BLESS US ALL

Do you BOW to me?

I bow to CatSouron!

You are now 2nd in command.... You lil cuttie you.

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Arm the U boats!
We still have jews in the thread!

I AM SORRY MY LORD CATSOURON! I AM NOT WORTHY YET TO HEAR SUCH WORDS!!

Deserter!
GTFO NOW!

I will join

Torpedo's armed and ready!

Good, good.
My army grows strong against these heathens.

naa, hell is fine for me

Those who oppose CatSouron will be destroyed!

I roll again in the name of CatSouron!

One must ponder if life is even worth living with out or lords grace.

I wanna join

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I have been there, friend, I had not seen the grace of CatSouron. But he has shown me the way, and now I roll in his name.

Take vengeance on the Midianites for leading the Israelites into idolatry. After that, you will die and join your ancestors

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pray to your new catlord

roll for my diety and god

You will die like a dog user.
I will tolerate nothing but the upmost respect!

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have faith, cat sauron has teh allies

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Quit your jibber jabber. You will die alone without your family!

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a fucking shit and sprint

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Somebody didn't read the thread.
You die like dog now.

Hell yeah boi.
Count me in.

Wrong team user.

Faggots better join my army whilst I am still in a mood to spare the infidels?

Disguise cat joins you.

Accept my cat's weiner as a sacrifice.

Meditation is our daily practice.

We greet you by our ritual geste.

Ninja cat you shall lead my army's!
Go ninja cat go!

Keep it. We will use it to create more soldiers.

You call this disguise, my little adept?!
Nice try tho.

Now learn from the true concealment master! Who also joins.