So Sup Forums, how did you lose your virginity? Greentexts are a plus

So Sup Forums, how did you lose your virginity? Greentexts are a plus

Pic unrelated. Just thought you guys would like my dog.

14, in a tent. She was 12.
I like your doggo.

I was a 15 yr old sheltered, autistic fag living in a shitty country. My very slutty cousin came to visit us from the US and the next thing I know, I had my dick inside her.

i got a body pillow and cut a hole in it

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cute pupper op

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>Be kiss less touches virgin 22 in my friends garage.
>Dirty hippy on my lap making out then giving me a hand job
>Hand job gets way better for 2 seconds
>She says can't do this, climbs off and tells me to put my dick away she's not gonna suck it.
Gives some bullshit about not wanting to by my first, as it should be special, and I might be clingy over it.
Fucks a so called 'bro' the next day. Dafuck.
2 years later get frisky with a chick in my car who's claiming I can't be a virgin, makes me promise over and over im not lieing to fuck her.
>she asks for it and I grab a rubber
>Realise about half way through shes actually right, that was hippy snatch on the tip of my dick not spit.
>fuck for a while before she pushes me off cause she can't handle the d.

Buy a whore a couple months later so I can get a nut to see if sex is worth all the crazy bullshit.
It was fun but not worth it. Think I'd learn my lesson but no.
Bought another, got about 5 mins of sex then got robbed for 700bucks.

Long story short I think I got raped for 2 seconds. Tossed aside during my second attempt, And finally spent 700bucks on 2 whores for like half a nut.
Still blueballed.
Would rather be a kiss less touchless virgin again.

Oh and every ingrown hair is a herpes scare now. Yeah not worth it at fucking all, I know where my hand has been.

Sleepover with friend at 15, lost a bet

When i turned 18 i posted on craigslist and a milf contacted me. Came to her house and you know the rest.

haven't, Im 18, in very good shape but have no confidence to approach women

Alright. So.

>be me
>going to pick up gf
>she says she has something she wanted to talk about
>thought it would be bad
>she says to go park the car in a lot across town where we often talked
>she says to get into the back seats to chat
>she starts placing her hands on my legs and shit
>sliding them further up
>she undoes my pants
>slides her hand into my boxers
>starts lightly jerking me off
>then takes my pants down to my ankles
>takes her pants and panties off
>throws her leg over me
>asks if I really want this
>slides my dick into her pussy like nothing I had known at that time
>fucks me in my car
>finish in her hand and she takes a lick of my cum

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I was 17 wheni lost my virginity. Found a cute Asian girl that just came to our school, grade 9, 15 years old. I fell in love with her. We were both virgins. after 2 months of dating I told her about sex and said "If you are ever curious about doing that stuff ill let you make the first move" .
About a month later after playing around she finally said I was allowed. Probably had sex 2 times a day for 2 years after that. Average.

I haven't, and I'm 27.
>mfw nothing will stop me from becoming a wizard

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< because fuck your green text

>Be me 15.
>Have a crush on neighbors husky.
>often watch and care for her when they are away.
>kid is mean to her andabuses her all the time.
>we get into a fight one day after he kicks her.
>Fuck you kid doge is living with me now
>Come back to my room after shower that night, drying off
>dog starts licking my cock
>cock is diamonds, let her continue for a while feels good but never going to get me off so I get her up onto the bed and cuddle.
>Half hour later, cuddling, still not asleep, give her scratches on head
>She's happy, tail wagging under the blanket with me, against my leg.
>Again cock is diamonds.
>Squeeze her and give her a kiss, she starts licking my face.
>Begin to make out with her for real
>she is happy, enjoying the attention
>My hand finds her vag and she thrusts against my fingers as I slide one inside.
>more room than I thought there would be, a lot more room, and wet.
>Continue to make out and finger her foot almost an hour.
>I'm horny as fuck now cock throbbing as I roll her onto her back and position myself over her.
>rub my cock over her entrance and slowly push into her.
>It slides right in she wags her tail faster and moves her head to lick more.
>only last a couple of minutes but cum buckets deep inside doge.
>slowly pull out, doge jumps up, spins around in excitement licking herself off and licking my cock clean.
>Had many more nights like that after.
no dinosaurs, no spaghetti, no moms dying in sleep.

you got this bro

this depends on what you would consider me losing it, I was fucked anally by an older man when I was 10, but didn't stick my dick into anybody until I was 15, didn't have sex with a girl until 19

>plans to hang out with friends
>gonna get like 5 people and go out
>day before everyone cancels except me and one grill
>says she's still down but she needs a place to stay
>go out, come home, creampie her, never see her again
>notbad.jpg

Just wanted to say that he looks like a goodboy, dont have a story

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sleepy pup, yellow/California lab? I had one of those and a chocolate lab, they were the best.

>his dog
Fucking liar....

>be 15
>living in a motel
>mom works nights
>having a cigarette outside
>drunk 35-40ish lady walks up and asks for a smoke
>being the gentleman i am i give her one
>shes about a 6/10, nice shape big tits and long black hair
>chat for awhile
>its cold outside so i offer her to come in
>she said ok
>sit on the bed, i put on mtv
>alcohol + heat gets to her and shes drowsy
>i make my move and kiss her
>she complies and within a few minutes shes naked and on top of me
>yesofcourseiworeacondom.jpg
>i only last maybe 5 minutes but she enjoys the fuck out of it
>she slept by me for a few hours
>wake up around 3am and she decides to go
>tells me her husband is probably wondering where shes at then says
"We should do this again sometime"
>never saw her again, never got a name
I lost my virginity to a random drunk milf while 'How do you want it' by 2pac played on MTV

>Be 27 and a virgin.
>Post several ads to fuck on Craigslist, only weird people respond.
>Gradually lower my standards.
>Finally chose one whose not too scary.
>Go to her house.
>Go into bedroom, shaking a bit.
>She lays on her bed and spreads her legs for me.
>Put on condom and thrust inside her a dozen times.
>Cum while balls deep.
>Lay for a while, then go home.
>everything went better as expectant

Try sucking a cock.
Sounds like you might enjoy that more.

>be 15
>autistic fag
>live in a 3rd world ultra conservative shithole (its much better now)
>one of my aunts moved to the US, married a white guy and had a daugther, my cousin nikki
>my aunt was sending nikki to stay with us during the vacations
>she wanted to her daugther to stay in touch with the culture and shit
>only met her once before when we were kids
>she would be 14 now
>being an autist, meeting her again was making me anxious and shit
>anyway, go to pick her up at the airport with my mother
>mother calls out to her and waves when she sees her in the crowd
>my jaw drops when I look at her
>the moment i looked at her my dick was standing at full attention
>petite with a nice rack, her brown hair were tied in a ponytail
>she was wearing a top that exposed her mid-riff a bit and had short shorts on
>my mother was clearly embrassed by her outfit
>even though nikki didnt look like she wanted to be her at all, she acted polite
>exchanged hugs and made small talk
>we quickly shuffled back in to the car and went back home
cont.?

I like your bork

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