Racist joke thread. Post your best racist joke

Racist joke thread. Post your best racist joke

you should post one to start it

why do jew watch porno backwards

so they see the hooker give the money back

Why is it so hard to dump a Japanese girlfriend?

You gotta drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

A nigger, a spic, and a jew walk into a bar. The bartender says, "get the fuck out."

Why is there a cake at a polish wedding?

To keep the flies off the bride.

What does a polish girl and a hockey player have in common?

They both change their pads every 3 periods.

how do you pick up a jewish girl?
with the ash tray.

Fucking too funny my man

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How do you make an Irishman climb a building?

Tell him that drinks are on the house!

How many pollocks does it take to wash a car?

2 - one to hold the sponge out and the other to drive the car back and forth.

Supposed to be with a broom and dust pan. You're thinking "how many Jews can you fit in a compact car?, 2 in front, 2 in back and 6 million in the ashtray"

How many nigger you need to paint a wall all red?

It depends on how strong you toss'em.

What do so many people have issues with gay marriage?

Because people are fucking assholes.

What's the difference between a new and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

What's the only thing you say to a nigger in a suit?

How do you plea.

How do you keep a nigger off your lawn?

Hang one in your front yard

Why do jewish girls love circumcised men?

cause they won't take anything unless its 20% off

How long does it take for a nigger lady to take a shit?
9 months
What can a bunk bed do that a nigger can't?
Support two kids
Why do they space out the street lights so far apart?
So niggers don't swing on them on their way to work...oh wait they don't work.

Lol

How do you keep 4 faggots happy?

Flip the barstool upside down

I painted my laptop black to run faster. Now it doesn't work at all

That's not it at all..

What's the number one pickup line at a gay bar?

Can I push in your stool?

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing indians

A nigger walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Wow that's something, where'd you get it"?

"Africa" The parrot said.

FAG IS A RACE

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