If traps are gay I don't wanna be straight

If traps are gay I don't wanna be straight.

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I'll be your trap

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Well, good, becuase we don't want you, you fucking faggot.

I want my face in that ass

You arent good enough to be a trap. You'd just make an ugly little cross dressing munchkin.

speak for yourself you hetero shut in

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nigga I have a lithe elvish frame, I'd make an amazing fucking trap if I actually wanted to be

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barry fat

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>"Elvish frame"
Elves dont look like gollum and they typically have chest length hair.

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Barry does sound like a fat name

can you imagine a twink with the name Bob or Doug or something

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yeah okay nibi with ya "goatee to cover up my virgin chin"

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whats a virgin chin look like

I never said I look good, or be as much a pompous nob to say I look "Elvish".
Im pretty low tier in the look department.

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>"tfw virgin and nobody will ever love me"

>"hehehe let me complain about my autism everyday to people who dont care, that'll help"

and I'm pretty average to slightly cute in the look department

it looks like a normal human chin, it's just attached to an incel

Your a virgin because of your personality.

>implying im a virgin
gee whiz

Lucky you, I bet that's why you get all the sex you want.

>Implying you arent implying you are a virgin while implying you are a virgin.

refer to previous comments

Again?

>Being a brainlet

you want Chads and Stacys and mope because you don't want to settle for Ryans and Beths

Every single night it's always the same. Starts off nice enough

"hi how are you"

"okay"

"that's good me too"

"IS THAT AN INSULT ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME BECAUSE I'M A VIRGIN ALL HUMANS ARE RATS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

stfu wirgin go cry somewhere else

>name is Ryan
Oh vey

I wouldn't fuck anyone named Chad or Ryan.

Maybe the answer is to stop being pleasant towards him.

You go be a faggot somewhere else. This is the professional virgin thread.

I do not like being unpleasant though.

You dont seem to be very good at it
Reoccuring trend maybe?

I dont like you because you keep doing this.

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i'd rather be gay than be a faggot

>">Implying you arent implying you are a virgin while implying you are a virgin."

You were unpleasant towards me for awhile.

tell me why I'm stuck in a sad lonely cage

Ya see, if you just knew what you were trying to convey then you wouldnt be a brainlet.

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>virgin tries to shit talk
heh

Miia go home.
This is a strict no-worst-girl zone.

Because you don't wash your filthy body.

Lol

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butts

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Yours?

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Snarf you butt bandit no

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Snarf you butt bandit yes.

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You bring it upon yourself, child of man.

I was unpleasant to EVERYONE for a while but I'd like to imagine I've gotten a little better about that in the last couple years. All I want to do now is just relax and tend to my hobbies

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I mean, it seemed specifically targeted towards me. Like, you went out of your way to be unpleasant towards me.

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>Be ugly
>Some fag comes and says you're good looking so they can score moral points out of you like they're Worldofwarcraft faction farming
>Say its bullshit
>That fag gets angry

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oh trust me it wasn't just you, you always just happened to be around at the time. I pushed away a lot of people a couple years ago

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I know everyone is talking about Sharknado, but how come nobody is talking about Lavalantula?

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What a coincidence.

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