Who wins?
Brock Lesnar vs a Gorilla
Bork takes that white nigger to suplex city, bitch.
if brock has no weapons then I go with the gorilla
Is the fight rigged?
Need at least 10 Bork Lazers to take a gorilla
Depends, are there 10 gorillas vs. 100 Brocks?
Is Bork motivated enough? Is the gorilla pissed off enough? Both are important factors.
Only one Lesnar? The gorilla, easily.
The argentinian one
The gorilla
Always favor the Brazilian over an American
has bork topped off his roid cycle and dodged USADA?
An horse would BTFO both of them
Trick question, they're both the same thing.
3 borks can probably do it. but how about 10 borks with weapons vs 3 gorillas in armor???
Can the surviving Borks use the dead Borks' weapons? Dual wielding Borks could be deadly.
but what if lesnar cuts himself in the head and the referee has to stop the fight?
SUPLEX CITY
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only the WWE wuold show it, so yes
Why isn't there a people vs animals league? We all know everyone would watch it.
tehehehe
who would win?
/asp/
>be gorilla
>take down Brock
>ankle lock Brock
>Brock taps out
35 seconds in and this will happen
Michael Vick tried to start one a while back
Only one man could over come those odds...
brock has the strength advantage but gorilla has more intelligence
kek
truly he was ahead of his time
>tfw I worked in Africa
>seen a midget fight a chimp in Nigeria
>wasn't allowed to take pics unfortunately
>seen a midget fight a chimp in Nigeria
I see that all the time
how fucked up did the midget get
Kek
Dude had gains, but pretty bad. Got a few punches in and I think he broke the chimp's left arm. The chimp chimped out and beat the shit out of him and bit him on the shoulder. I mean, you could hear it gnawing on bone and shit. It was pretty interesting, worth the 100$ I paid to get in. Would not go again tho.
I should have mentioned people were making bets. over how long the midget lasts. He lasted about 5 minutes. That chimp was absolutely frothing tho.
Did the midget die or just get beat up? If he died that's pretty fucked up.
They had handlers for the chimp. The midget asked for it to be over and they put the chimp in some sort of restraints. Oddly enough, it got really calm when one dude started talking to him, probably his tamer or some shit. The midget was pretty hurt but I heard he got paid pretty well for the performance.
kek that is wild
>cormier vs rumble II
This totally sounds like a story a gipsy would tell
Yep. Must have been 300 people in that tent, blacks were about half. There was some chink close to me that must have had some money on the midget because every time nigger wee man got a punch it he would holler like it was Ali vs Foreman or something. They made it a full event too, they had like 2 old dudes fighting at first, then they had a fat chick and a muscular shorter guy wrestle(that was not as funny as you'd think) and then just 2 dudes brawling, then the midget/chimp fight. IIIRC correctly I paid 40,000 Naira for the whole event, whatever that's worth in dollarydoos.
Hey man, shit like this was not uncommon up to the turn of the 20th century around Romania,
10 Brocks wins, easy.
who won out of the fat chick and the short guy?
Gorilla accidentally rips Brock's arms off
>The chimp chimped out and beat the shit out of him and bit him on the shoulder.
I kek'd pretty hard here god damn.
how many times did you touch the midget's head for good luck?
The Big Dog...
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Gorillas can't take you to Suplex City though
MOOOOOODS
They're more likely to mate than fight.