Australian Womens Soccer team beaten by children

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This is the same team DEMANDING equal pay from the fucking mens team

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The Matildas should stick to their strengths; making erotic calenders and doing black & white magazine shoots

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>women
Why are you so surprised?

I wonder if any of the guys fucked any of them after

Are they "professionals", i.e. do they get paid for playing around with balls? Are they paid with tax money?

>These people genuinely think they are entitled to what the men earn

Personally I am in favor of a single unisex league to help eliminate all possible bias and discrimination within our sports leagues. Unification into a single sport instead of this division between sexes will mean one combined prize pool for all applicants to potentially win and remove any kind of possible discrimination like the ones seen in pic related

See They are paid the same in tennis, why not the rest

>Australian
>women
>soccer

It was never meant to be

WHy do you guys use Archive.is when linking some articles? Is it because

-you dont want them to get ad revenue from views
-to keep a backup in case they delete it

am I missing anything else?

And then they complain that they aren't paid as much as the men. Though what did you expect from Australia? It's a country built by the scum of society. Of course their intelligence is low as hell.

Affirmative action would destroy that. There's no way they'd allow a team to have only men as it would dispel the propaganda of women bring equal to men physically.

Those are the reasons. Really no other point than the two you listed.

because they wear less clothes

Oh but they are still good enough to be riflemen right boys?

Well them fucked them on the pitch so I don't see why not

Then there would be no women in any sport ever

Hardly a surprise. This is what's considered "World Class" for women's soccer.

>mfw america has the best womens soccer team

Oy vey!

Because they are paid with revenue from advertising and no-one is watching the women's sports. People aren't watching because they suck and get beaten by little boys.

That's like a television network paying the same production and appearance fees for two shows, despite one being their most popular show which garners a lot viewership, and the other their niche latenight show which gets a few viewers.

Yeah, well, Ireland has the best womens camogie team.

We win again, world.

Girls suck at sports, okay. The shittiest male soccer/football/baseball/basketball/hockey/cricket team can beat the "BEST" female soccer/football/baseball/basketball/hockey/cricket team.

neither of these are things to be proud of

what makes that sport different to hurling

The less white Australia got the more popular soccer became

Coincidence?

>>>/gay/

Good question. The answer is on-topic to this thread.

The difference between the two is essentially that the womens version (camogie) uses shorter distances, has shorter matches, and uses a smaller, lighter ball.

Basically it's hurling for physically weaker players.

I'd let her play with my ball

>having monorchism

I'm so sorry

The problem is that women start huge drama if you go at them hard. So you can never push the shit out of them as a coach, you have to wear velvet gloves.

Meanwhile in a men's team you can bully the fuck out of players if it means they will perform better. And surprise, all that pushing leads to a far better performance.

I lost the other one to a 15 year old australian boy who gave it a good kicking.

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Fuck off! This was funny. Gave me a good laught

This happens routinely. The US Woman's Soccer team is constantly beating by (male) school kids when they play to warm up the woman's team.

That was just 3 months before they went on to win the gold at the Olympics, too. So even the best females in their field cannot beat a male team of U17s.

>And then they complain that they aren't paid as much as the men. Though what did you expect from Australia? It's a country built by the scum of society. Of course their intelligence is low as hell.

God New Zealanders are butthurt little fags, how's it feel to be our version of Canada?

When I was in highschool, there was a very tall asisan guy who was really good at basketball. Compared to olympic women teams, he was already slightly better than their best players, but he couldn't hope to reach the heel of even the worst male player in that category. From then on it was pretty clear to me that this was possible.

kek and they expect the same pay as the men

Women play less tennis than the men and get the same money. Technically they're paid more than the men. Equality, eh?

Fucking kek.

This reminds me of that story where a then 1 rates Serena Williams went up against like the 200th ranked men's player and got destroyed in straight sets. I don't even think she won a single game

Honestly, what Van Egmond says is right. You can't look at female and male [insert sport here] as in any way comparable, they're basically different disciplines. They wouldn't deserve anywhere near the same salary if they played in the same pool, but they aren't; they play against other people of their class in their separate pool and offer the same service (entertainment). There is nothing inherently wrong with them getting the same pay SO LONG AS they do the same thing (e.g. if a male team can be used to train potential new players but not the female team, then obviously the female team has to be paid less).

That is definitely part of the reason. but even if they would push them, there is no way women could ever compete in these sports.
The average woman is physically inferior to the average man. A well trained woman might outperform the average man, but the teams will not recruit the average men, they will recruit the best.

I did Judo for two decades and participated in the local tournaments - nothing big, they weren't even split by sex. And a fight against a woman was always a guaranteed victory, no matter how much better their technique might have been. It was like a child trying to push you away, you could just win every fight with raw strength without even trying.

Mate... They'll start quotas and you know it.

>So you can never push the shit out of them as a coach, you have to wear velvet gloves.
Correct.

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But no one gives a shit about women's soccer because their performance is so weak. So where is that money supposed to come from when no one pays for their merchandise or pushes the ratings to increase ad revenue?

Sport is not a welfare event.

>Sport is not a welfare event.
Puh-lease.

They are paid for their performance. If the performance is shit and no one wants to watch them, they won't earn a lot.

>get paid one million bazillion to play around
It's welfare, senpai.

The reason they get paid that much is because we value them that much.

>play around
Kek. If it's so easy, go and compete with them.

Their wages might be outrageously high, but that is just because so many people think they deserve it.

one million brazillian cant be that much

Its a decent sport so I'm not mad, its always been big in england

Just like cuckmany values their niggers and gays am I right?
It's welfare.

>so many people think they deserve it.
No, just a couple people believe they deserve it (namely those who make money off sports). The public doesn't get to decide who gets paid what.

>They moved the ball around very well
I don't understand how they could lose with amazing analytical talent like this.

Theyre doing that in America too...

Our womens team won it all and was playing in Canada and still nobody showed up.

Equal pay? That's not how business works, ladies

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holy shit
i haven't laughed this hard in weeks

Women here are asking for equal pay. They actually might get it as we won the world cup for women and our mens team is generally utter shit to watch

oh, goddam, please be real, please be real

Can't blame just women for that.
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fewer clothes
less clothing

>They are paid the same in tennis
No, they aren't. Men play more games than women, so men are actually paid less for the work put in.

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fucking hell kek

Jesus Christ man, I'm the opposite of a sports fan and I feel embarrassed even for the spectators

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apparently they're going to be at the olympics in Rio

Dont hate on Robinson
England might have sucked then but that doesn't mean you make fun of the guy for a mistake people make all the time in training

This happened in Sweden some years ago too..
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what the FUCK is going on?

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C'MON!

men's sports are more entertaining because the players are physically superior and much more skilled than the women. Because of this the men's sports generate a hell of a lot more income, in ticket sales, TV viewers, advertising, merchandise etc etc. That is why men get paid more, they bring in more money.

Hearty keks were had.

I would go a step farther and say they could beat the best female players from each team playing together, an all-star team if you will.

And that's fair because clearly it means the women don't perform the same task.

Very true whrn I was 19 my neighbors daughter practice judo and used to be heavy in karate and wrestling, she swore she could beat up dudes, women are outta there fucking minds. Listen I hate floyd mayweather more than any of you but even in a CAGE he woulda beat the breaks off of ronda rousey lets be honest.

Men still watch women's tennis for the cute grunting and tight asses, thus advertisers are still willing to pay a good amount for the sport.

IT WAS JUST A FRIENDLY MATCH, BRO

>Category: Education
wwwww

your version of where?

Also, the shittest male athlete can always beat the fastest female athlete. I, for one, am so disgusted that I plan never to let myself be within ten feet of a vagina ever again.

We need to have seperate slams for genders

The public does decide you spastic, they're the ones watching the sport, if no one watched it they wouldn't be getting those massive salaries

>Pubescent boys are similar in physical capability to "elite" sportswomen
>You have to look upon them as two different entities.

There can only be one elite level. The pressure is on women's sporting officials to stop suggesting they are equivalent to the real elite by saying they deserve equal monetary outcome and are equally exciting to watch.

Call the elite level "mixed" even though no women make the cut - then they will have to stop with the separate but equal contradiction.

It's basically a porn audio track, that's worth something.

Depends on the test user.

Statistically you'll expect a male winner in tests of strength for certain, for speed very likely, but for tests of endurance you'll actually expect a female. So you're oversimplifying even though you're close to right.

>equal pay in all sports declared
>be average male sport star
>m2f transition
>clean up women's division with minimal effort and earn more than top stars in your former division

Holy fuck, user. Do I actually have to tell you when I'm shitposting to point out retardation?

you got an age breakdown there, sport?

>australian
>retarded
PICK TWO

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The last sentence was good, but the first gets repeated unironically enough I thought to post, if not for you for someone else.

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>5 things brown people hear that whites don't
Anyone that works at huffington post should get hit by a bus

LEAF

Women, can't even climb into airplanes