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LAFFS LAFF IT UP GET READY FOR COLUMBUS YOU FAGGOTS

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1st for THANK YOU BASED JACKETS

good thread

you're gonna get fucked by ottawa

>mfw we sweep the >rags

the jackets and wild are the most overrated teams in hockey and wont make the second round

>NHL BRACKET CHALLENGE
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>Jackets
>overrated
At least they didn't lose 9 in a row

everyone knows the mild are bad though and the jackets are a meme team

the beer store will be busy this week get there early

>muh 50 wins

whats wrong with an overtime loss? oh right, it would trigger Torts autism and might mention it in practice later

looking forward to next meeting whether its this year or the next because its always nice to have another team to hate

>Kings trying to take out another Ducks Dman
Pls no, they're all injured as it is.

>snes
>no karlsshit
>minimal playoff experience, compared to >our loads of it
>guy boucher's trap which >we already beat in 2011

broons in 6 desu

>not brewing your own in your moms basement, next to the black mold


shiggydiggy

>capitals 1st seed playing the 8th seed team

ahh yes I remember this episode

BOYS THE FUCKING PLAYOFFS ARE SOON. THE BEST THING IN SPORTS. WHO IS FUCKING HYPE?

BASED

>laffs fans think the jackets want to lose 7 in a row before the biggest match up in the playoffs
KEK

The >laffs are seeded 4th in the Metro, not 8th

probably going to get swept

>MFW

if you look at the conference it's still 1st vs 8th

I actually wanted to do that when I still lived with her but she wouldn't let me
Stupid bitch

Habs had Halak

Laffs have....a dane, the flakiest of flakes

Karlsson as well as Smith and Methot (game 2 at worst) will all be back in time for the beginning of the playoffs. Keep shaking in your boots, >ruinsfag

>American President's Trophy winners vs Canadian eighth seeded team

Pls reply

So which round do the Caps choke in this year? I'll be generous and say the ECF.

WHO GIVES A FUCK?

yzermans last game too

About as hyped as I can be as a Failedabortionalanche fan

And if you look at the league it's 1 vs 14, not 1 vs 16

Even if the laffs somehow get past the caps they will still have to play Columbus or Pittsburgh ABSOLUTE POTTERY

>minimal playoff experience

lel our roster has A LOT of experience

Caps in 3

No. Either you are >rags or your shitty team blew the chance to keep the >laffs out of the playoffs

>it's another obsess over toronto thread

I'm so glad I moved from Ontario and can buy beer at almost any store like an adult

these are becoming a daily occurence now

Habs were a defensive team with a meme goalie. Laffs are basically a shittier version of those Caps, all offense.

>letting the government have a monopoly on alcohol sales

I would legit rather win prize 2. Who gives a fuck about the nhl awards.

oilers game is starting if you bitches want to watch some history in the making

Where are you bro? I'm strongly considering moving out to BC after I graduate

I'm glad our rookies will receive useful experience while we rebuild our team.

Check the terms, sometimes there's a cash option instead of the given package.

But even then it's still a free vacation. You can probably spend most of that time doing whatever you want.

id go fuck some sluts in vegas for free tbqh

Nucks fan here but man, McDavid better get 100 tonight.

>not heckling whoever wins the norris trophy

I hope their experience includes concussion symptoms

>Laffs will finish with the 3 of the top 4 rookies in points including Autism Matthews leading
End me

cringe

the flames will NEVER win a game in Anaheim

This is the best meme streak going right now.

Quebec

>dirt cheap
>outdoor rinks everywhere
>french-canadian slags
>tfw

Can I get a finnish (You)?

Wew, can't argue with mostly true facts lads.

this bachman goalie is fucking stingy against the oil, he better not pull any shenanigans tonight

You could say he ... degreases them.

Ahokay. My family is from Quebec so I go there often enough.

Hawks desu

columbine in 3

reddit desu

i need a gyro :DD

>doesn't have anybody to go with him to vegas

How are you going to play the game if you don't have any friends?

>mcdavid hast hit 100 yet
getting sweaty here

Fascinating stuff

That nigger used to play for the Oil's AHL team.

...

now sort it by points

i would take my girlfriend, faggot. vegas is a degenerate shit hole

STOP GIVING THE KONGS REFPUCK THEY ARE ALREADY ELIMINATED

McDavid would be at 99 if Tanev didn't trip Draisaitl a couple games back or if the knew how to call empty net penalties

> number of European people that have died in the last 6 months from 'Asian immigrants': stammering and silence

this is exactly the shit they pulled on us when we last played them, fucking retarded

>these shit prizes

nhl is pathetic

If your team doesn't have at least two players in the top 25 for goals your team is shite.

>McTertiary

Puck in net obviously over line is a no goal

Why? That just shows how absurd le McSecondary bench assists are

>tfw we have to deal with all the laff and oil bandwagoners

will torts strangle crosby at least once round one?

this. how fucking cheap can they be

GO KONGS, 1ST IN THE PACIFIC IS WITHIN REACH

Mad we winning the cup desu

sorry senpai, blame bettman. Oilers winning the division has a much better storyline to it

did it look like this """"no goal"""

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

>being surprised that Jews are cheap

4th place is 10 cents off a gallon of gas at your local Cenex (*when you pay with cash*)
5th place is $6.99 supreme car wash

W/e we'll take the broken husk of shorks anyway
What is this a kong fan that isnt a total prick?
Even worse desu but pretty much

>taking your gf to a degenerate shithole

Doing it wrong

If you're not gonna stop posting this, at least explain who Ted is and what he did to you.

Laughing SO HARD at the Minnesota Wild

Vesey>Mathews>Puljulu>>>>>Laine

>he doesnt know ted
newfag

Ted cucked his dad
now at Akron he mad

Croslad will wrist a puck at tortellini's jaw as the pongs are leading 5-0 in the series clinching game 4.

Singles confirm.

>Lost 56
>Lost the most games in the entire NHL this year
What the fuck happened.
Being an Avs fan was fucking infuriating this year.