So Max Landis of Chronicle fame wrote this 150-page dissertation theory on Carly Rae Jepsen singing about the same...

so Max Landis of Chronicle fame wrote this 150-page dissertation theory on Carly Rae Jepsen singing about the same thing on every single song of hers. I no longer feel as autistic as I thought I was.

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I never cared about her music but I have this strange urge to lick her armpits now.

Holy fuck

>Reddit is praising this
I know it's an echo chamber, but just lmao.

His father is a child murderer

He should stop being quirky and go back to writing shitty quirky movies.

lmao please let this be true

I love her.

I love her armpits

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Landis#Twilight_Zone_deaths

>Carly Rae Jepsen singing about the same thing on every single song of hers

Wasn't that obvious though?
It's literally I KNOW I'M NOT YOURTYPE BUT I LOVE YOU OMG IT HURTS

jesus christ does everyone in hollywood have a forgotten manslaughter charge?

>150 pages just to say "Carly only writes about one thing"
>an entire website made just to host it
>the trailer
>the constant "haha look how crazy I am over analyzing this one hit wonder's discography" asides
>"The question confused the hell out of me. It was like someone had asked Michelangelo
if he’d painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel because he wanted to “date God.'"
>saying the above while shitting on her abilities as a songwriter for 150 pages

This goes beyond "extra" and into "get a restraining order before he mails you a bomb, Carly".

Has she acknowledged this?

Max is pretty reddit, but I enjoy a good majority of his stuff

Max Landis is a complete idiot. It's weird that he's managed to make a couple of decent things despite his being so fucking stupid.

>“Max, you love pop YOU WILL LOVE THIS YAAAASSSS!”

>the Jepsen Pattern

holy hell what am I in for here

Stop viral marketing your stupid shit on here max i will make a helicopter crash into you

Max can get pretty autistic about things, but it's pretty enter to see him get that way though. I would think you guys would appreciate this kind of in-depth autism since it's also one of this site's signatures in terms how dedicated some posters here are to the dumbest shit.

somebody post the "Lax Mandis" script

She comes off as a bit of a maneater.

I thought most of faces of death was fake

Max. youre the fucking embodiment of cringe. TV knows it, mu knows it. The guys from red letter media know it. The only reason you are semi well known is because you jew dad (who should be in prison by the way) can hook you up in hollywood. If you didnt have that nepotism you would be some fucking nobody shitposting on Sup Forums at 7 in the morning on a Thursday

It's a parody of that kind of autism done up for his personal brand. Look at the professionally-done photograph Landis has in the background.

this dude must be gay asf

has he never heard music before

She has some lovely armpits

I'd like to taste her Canadian Bacon, if you know what I mean.

I liked Chronicle and Wrestling Isn't Wrestling though. Sounds like you're jealous

you are some fucking nobody shitposting on Sup Forums at 7 in the morning on a thursday though so don't get too uppity

>socks and sandals
who let this happen

It's more like he is just attention whoring. He loves people talking about him.

pop stars pretty much always sing about the same thing, how is this news at all?

Here's my 2-paragraph dissertation theory on CRJ's Emotion/B-Sides that sums it up more succinctly:

Lyrically, Emotion can basically be summarized almost literally as, "I want to have sex with you / let's have sex / I wish you stayed so we could have sex / I'm not here to not have sex / remember when we had sex?", which is disappointing because otherwise, it's not your typical vapid pop album. It deserved a little lyrical variety or, at the very least, some more subtlety and creativity. Also, the album art coloring is a bit dull. 9/10 if not for these two conspicuous flaws; 8.5/10 with them.

Unfortunately and almost laughably, B Sides continues this tired lyrical formula, mercilessly driving it even further into the ground, proving once and for all that whomever(s) wrote the lyrics truly had one hell of a dedicated one-track, un-nuanced, uninspired mind. But whereas Emotion makes up for it by actually making you feel good emotions because it's such a well made pop album in nearly all aspects, the only emotion B Sides evokes is, "when will this mediocre snoozefest finally end". 5.5/10.

is this pasta? i've seen it before

Just go back to RLM so they can discuss the new Neil Breen movie, Max

>I am attracted to you
>I am sad because we broke up
>FEELIN' GOOD ON A WEEKEND! YEAH! I WANNA DANCE!

that's about it.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT HAIR AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

we still have limits

i miss fan4stic shitposting on Sup Forums

omg en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Landis#Twilight_Zone_deaths

what the fuck were they thinking. they were trying to recreate the vietnam war in a studio and 3 people fucking died.

john landis lives to have a cringey talentless faggot of a son.

i would write a 150 page dissertation about her bumhole

do it

Do it I promise I will spread it around.

>muh sins of the father
fuck off

>imagine of Beyonce only sang about being bootylicious
But that's what she does

It's like making a statement like
>imagine if 90% of all rap songs made after the year 2000 was about money, hoes and cars
Well it's fucking true