ITT: red flags that an album is going to be shit
I'll start
>album has less than 10 songs
ITT: red flags that an album is going to be shit
Juan Gray
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Isaiah Robinson
Red house painters - Down colorful hill
Lucas Gonzalez
It's written by Nicleback
Mason Parker
The lead singer sounds like a dying cat with its balls in a vise
Leo Cook
>album has more than 10 songs
at least 3 will be boring filler
Samuel Martinez
Red flags that a person is a pleb:
>he has red flags
Joshua Russell
It's Lil Wayne
John Mitchell
>chorus of the first song is just the name of the track repeated ad nauseum
Parker Williams
The artist of the album doesn't sell anti-Drumpf merch
Justin Reed
Embarrassing
Isaac Perez
>album has more than 10 songs
Cooper Bailey
>album starts with audio of the brutal death of my parents
really ruined the new Alvvays album for me
Owen Ramirez
>album doesn't give you an automated warning when the internal volume of a song changes pitch
Christopher Kelly
>artist doesn't sell pro-Hillary merch
Tyler Price
this. we all know there's only one good rapper
Kayden Moore
>volume changes pitch
Jeremiah Torres
>album isn't dedicated to the many we lost in the september 11th attacks
Jason Johnson
>album has songs
Gabriel Hill
>ugly cover art
Jaxon Collins
>album wasn't released on june 17th, 1994
Josiah Johnson
>not debut album
Xavier Watson
>not a photo album
Tyler Sanders
>album begins with a movie sample
Joshua Kelly
???? many. great albums are like this waaa ?????
Eli Phillips
I agree, NMH is overrated as fuck. Why did you post that pic of the amazing singer Thom Yorke though?
Aaron Howard
>album lasts more than 50 minutes
Ethan Hughes
>track has babies' noises / cries / laughs
YES, IM TALKING TO YOU FUCKING SWANS
Owen Rodriguez
This will make you change your mind
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Tyler Reyes
Literally the day an ex girlfriend of mine was born. What does this mean?
Benjamin Foster
]First and second singles released are poppy (for a band that isn't pop)
Matthew Williams
Not an album but this is a good song with a baby crying in it
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Grayson James
>Lisa One Eye Lopez sets fire to her boyfriends shoes
>OJ Simpson in highspeed persuit
>Babe Ruth does some baseball shit
Huh?
Jayden Long
youtube.com
that not bad inherently tho
Joseph Thomas
This. Albums with less than 10 songs that are shorter than 40 minutes are almost always guaranteed to be at least decent since the creators had to cut down to only their best content rather than being forced by their label to shit out a bunch of bad filler songs that make the album as a whole unlistenable.
Look at it this way: If you listen to a 30 minute album and you like it, then you probably liked the whole album and are hungry for a little bit more. Whereas, if you listen to a 30 minute album and you don't like it, you can stop listening halfway through because you know what the rest of the album will be like or if you finish it you didn't waste all that much time.
Colton Phillips
>album has less than 10 songs
Odd, for me that's the sign of a good album. It tells me that the artist didn't try to hit some arbitrary number and instead released what they felt was worth everyone's time.
Tyler Sanchez
It's "fewer", less is for wholes and fewer is for separate items.
Justin Clark
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Kevin Flores
>album has 12 songs and got BNM on a slow week
It won't be bad, but it won't be good.
Wyatt Martin
>album has a 9 minute song
>the next song after it is a 20 minute remix of the prior song
Seriously LCD Soundsystem?
Luke Cox
>album is the side project of an already-overrated artist
I'm looking at you Stone Sour
Kayden Stewart
>album is from an artist whose previous albums you have not enjoyed at all
Wyatt Miller
>album lasts longer than 45 minutes