Your age and number of girls you had sex with and number of girls you kisses with tongue...

Your age and number of girls you had sex with and number of girls you kisses with tongue.I hope there will be some worst examples because I feel bad

>24
>0
>0

>21
>0
>0

>18
>1
>1

28
Stopped counting but probably in 50+ range
Shitloads.

25
16
20

22
1
1

>20
>4
>6

Am I doing alright for myself?

18
1
3

I don't believe you are Elvis Presley

20
14
22

>23
>1
>1

>23
>3
>around 20/30

>19
>2
>1
I still don't have a fuck buddy yet

>21
>13
>dunno, a shitload though

When I drink I kiss a lot of people.

27
>0
>0

I fug a female (male) a lot.

18
1
10

>23
>1
>1

Fuck off Oliver.

33
20+
50+

>26
>14
>25+

Okay-ish

22
3
16

>26
>2
>2

First girl didn't last long due to anxiety issues on both sides
Second was a rebound (for both of us) and things fell to shit in about a month

Got back together with first girl about a year later. 7 years later we are married with a baby girl.

32
1
3-4 maybe more

>18
>3
>5

>27
>2
>2

One was a hooker, the other one is my current gf

>17
mods

>33
>7
>11 or so

>23
>2 (if hookers count 18)
>2

24
13
20

>19
>0
>1

>20
>6
>15

>5
>999998
>888837483

> 33
> 25
> ~30

>31
>2
>4

>42
>50+ with 6 FFM threesomes
>Really? Who counts?

I've spent over 20 years in monogamous relationships too, and I'm about a 6.5/10.
Women are easy when you have a brain and confidence.

22
0
1

>Be me
>21
>Kissless virginfag
>Average guy, not fat
>Fapped every other day since i can remember
>Download tinder app
>Match some qt3.14
>Start chatting
>Going alright
>Ask to come over and she agrees
>Wait till parents go out
>She comes over
>Awkward at first but soon settle as i put a film on
>Start kissing
>hellyeah.jpg
>She says its ok she knows im a virginfag and she likes it
>Starts rubbing my leg
>Sits on top of me still making out
>Unbuttons my shirt
>Kisses my chest
>Boner through the roof
>Take off her top
>Big whopping tatas loving it
>Pulls down my trouser and starts BJ
>Trying not to come
>Pull her head away
>Give it 2 mins
>She is moaning so loud
>No longer thinking about climaxing
>Going as hard as i can white knight
>She is wailing in pleasure
>Wailing
>She is a whale
>Blubber everywhere
>Tells me to stick finger in blowhole
>I do it, so moist
>Harpoon so hard roodypoo cant fine me
>Hear front door open
>Voice outside "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!"
>Mom opens door
>Gets on the floor
>Walk the dinosaur

>20
>23
>How the fuck should I know how many girls I've kissed, maybe 100? It's just a kiss :')

25
0
0

21
0
1

only relationship I ever had with a girl. We were both in high school, solid 7/10. Only lasted a few weeks, she said I wasn't commited enough... Basically never talked to a girl since. I tell myself it wouldn't be worth the work anyways

40
1
2

> 23
> 1
> 1

She was the only one in my entire life provably.
Back to wow and jerking off I go

21
0
0

Age 25
Kissed 18-20
Sex 5 including 1 prostitute

Over 9000 should do it.

>24
> >50
> who knows

>and today on storys that never happendß

>19
>1
>2? Can't remember

>18
>0 that's gay
>1

>ß
germanfag detected

>19
>0
>0
Sharia law does not allow me

>22

>2

>3

go the fuck back

>26
>0
>1

>32
>8
>Who the fuck keeps track of this metric.

>21
>1
>around 10

18
0
I might were 2

>19
>2
>8

>19
>9
>idk i lost count

23
0
0

>17
>0
>0

> 23
> 11
> 20+

38
1
2?

i'm a loser babbaayyy
so why dontcha kill meeeee

>20
>0
>0

I'd say I'm a 6.5 maybe 7/10, I've been punching above my weight all my life, just be confident and make them laugh, the autism comes out later.

>22
>1 (my wife)
>3

>25
>5
>15~

>21
>3
>7
There is an aura of sadness here

24
4
4

24
11
Probably 20-25, lol who keeps track of that.

>24
>0
>1

>28
>14
>Probably about the same. I think I've had sex with every woman I've kissed with tongues, apart from the girlfriend I had when I was eleven.

Impressive haul, user. Keep up the good work

30
0
0

>27
>0
>0

>27
>0
>0

26
3
5

>22
>1
>4
Footjobs from 2
Blowjobs from 2

>23
>2
>4

>34
>16
>19

32
2
2

14
1
1

I'm 18 I had sex with 1 girl and made out with 3

>29
>3 + 1 guy
>I'm not /r9k/ enough to track this

24
11
I have no idea. Who keeps track of that lol

>23
>5
>5

20
3
4

Are you me?

>36
>4
>7

27 yo
0,5 sex
1 tongue
Why 0,5? My first and only Gf when i was 18, we lasted 2,5 years. She was a virgin and too scared of teen pregnancy so we did everything except standard sex. We did 69 several times a day, lick her vag, play with her big white titties, lick and masturbate her ass, hell I even fucked her ass for some minutes until she got too scared. She dumped me when she entered college, she replaced me for a fat cunt and now she fuck everyone and change bf like a car every 6 months. I got fat (120kg / 266lb) and nobody had intetest on me, hell, its been 8 years of loneliness. I stopped trying 4 years ago. My only company are my 8 cats, my 2 dogs and my new 1500 gamer notebook. Those are my reasons to not kill myself.

>23
>0
>0

20
3
5

>30
>1 girl, 1 guy(technically)
>6 girls, 4 guys

You should feel bad, I'm a fat shit who can only land fat people or smelly skinny weirdos. Haven't fucked a woman in 7 years, haven't fucked a guy in 3. I'm so fucking lonely

Good going kid

same bro

well at least hes not a gay fag

>22
>3
>6

You're missing out to be completely honest, being bi is pretty fucking mint

27
2 (I married the second one)
4

>27
>5
>6