Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?

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>say hi?
>If she continues to stand there, i would walk around her, or ask what she's doing here and why?
>If she ignores me, i would say ok... and walk away wondering why Taylor swift is in my house..

If she ignores you she just wants to role play rape. Shes in your bedroom you virgin.

Are dishes washed?

Why you have frozen/fake/unusable money?

Tell her that her songs suck ass.

Turn 180° and rape her.

Ive masturbated thousands of times, technically im no virgin, and have done some incest in my youth..

If thats the case I would tell her NO!
We are not married under god and i don't want that duty of state.

What?

Hold her at gunpoint until the cops get there.

Tell her to go back to country

You'd be facing the wrong way you retard....

Tell her to GTFO, because Katy Perry's gonna be here in a few minutes

I would shout "Look out for the nigger behind you" than as she turned to look I would lunge at her and start dry humping her right leg.

why do you want to know this?

>Not autistic neck beard faggot
>So proceed to say hello and ask her why she’s here
>Strike up a conversation about the new power rangers movie
>Make fun of the movie
>Ask her out on a date
>Me and mom proceed to pick her up for her date
>?????
>Profit

i take out my mobile and vote for her

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Literally strangle her to death with my bare hands. Cut her up into small pieces and throw her meat chunks into the ocean.

Nothing because I don't want any rape or assault charges pushed against me because life is shitty enough as it is.

I know a german girl who look same like her

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes and the flashback starts
I'm standing there on a balcony in summer air

See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns
See you make your way through the crowd
And say hello

Little did I know
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